Help me find some jokes. It's okay to be dirty. It should be classic and meaningful.

Once upon a time, there was a female model with a fried chicken stick. She had several boyfriends, but they all broke up in a short time.

Puzzled, she ran to a temple on the mountain and asked an abbot what happened to her. The abbot asked the female model to do what she did to all her boyfriends. So the female model shyly took off her clothes and had sex with the old abbot.

Then the female model asked the old abbot what he thought. The old abbot pointed to a pine tree outside the temple and was silent.

The female model seemed to have a flash of light and replied, "Does the abbot think that I am as arrogant and unruly as a pine tree, so all the men who have been with me have left me one by one?"

The old abbot shook his head and slowly said a word: "loose."

The one above is a dirty joke. Make it up yourself. Send another group of Yu-Ching Fei's dirty jokes and see for yourself:

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