Jokes in Notes of Four Classical Novels

After the Tang priest drove Wukong away, he met the monster again. He must say a spell to call Wukong back to help. Soon a voice came from the air: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please try again later.

The seven fairies bathed in the lake, but Bajie couldn't see them in a hurry. Tang priest solemnly shouted to the lake: benefactor, be careful of crocodiles!

Seven fairies ran ashore naked.

Bajie lamented: the IQ of leaders cannot be surpassed.

Four priests Tang traveled by plane. The plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.

So, the Tang Priest said, let's answer the question, and jump if we can't answer it.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: I'll give you one too.

Bajie is having fun, such a simple question.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

……

Bajie jumped.

Not long after, the four of them flew to travel again and crashed on the way. There are still only three parachutes.

They went on answering questions.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: Here you are.

Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: I'll give you one too.

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

……

Bajie has to jump again by himself.

The third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again and had an accident on the way.

At this time, the pig said, master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself.

Then jump.

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.

Tathagata said: Friar Sand, you can't become a Buddha. Your lines in Journey to the West are too few, only five lines: 1, big brother, Master has been taken away by monsters. 2. Second brother, the master was taken away by the monster. 3. Brother, the second brother was taken away by the monster. 4. Big Brother, Master, and Second Brother have been taken away by monsters. Don't worry, master, the master elder brother will come to save us.