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A joke similar to a cock laxative.
I played with them for half an hour.
Even though I'm armed to the teeth
But I was pecked by it and ran away.
The problem was solved in this way.
Later I learned a "dirty trick" from TV.
Use laxatives
I went to the hospital to find Wu Ye and bought a big bag of laxatives.
That laxative used to be so strong.
I took laxatives for three days as soon as I got home.
Mash it in a garlic jar, then put it in a bowl and rinse it with water.
I was afraid that the chicken would not drink, so I put a lot of sugar in it.
I took the bowl to feed the chickens in the yard.
Just then, my little goddess Hui Hui called me at the door.
"Come at dawn, let's go and play."
I was overjoyed, threw down the bowl and had a runny nose.
I hurried after him.
I didn't go home until lunch time.
When I got home, my mother came over and said
"Help me do some work, wash the dishes and pound garlic.
Your father and some friends will come home for dinner later. "
I replied that after washing the vegetables, I mashed the garlic in the jar.
I'm still thinking about the happy time with Hui Hui.
The poured garlic changed color before I remembered the laxative.
Want to dump, but afraid of being scolded.
I simply added some soy sauce to it. ...
Well, the color is so gray that it should be no problem.
During the dinner, my father and their four brothers.
Pushing a cup for a change is a pleasure. There is no garlic juice left.
Guys, after a big meal,
Dad waved.
"Go, take a bath."
There used to be a big boiler outside the bathhouse and a bath inside the door.
Women wash from six to ten in the morning, and men wash from one to five in the afternoon.
A few people undressed and undressed and got drunk.
The pool is steaming.
My dad, they are sitting inside, and their faces are reddish.
Enjoy one's face
After I tried to test the water, it was too hot to go down.
Squatting by the pool.
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