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A joke similar to a cock laxative.

God, when my parents were away.

I played with them for half an hour.

Even though I'm armed to the teeth

But I was pecked by it and ran away.

The problem was solved in this way.

Later I learned a "dirty trick" from TV.

Use laxatives

I went to the hospital to find Wu Ye and bought a big bag of laxatives.

That laxative used to be so strong.

I took laxatives for three days as soon as I got home.

Mash it in a garlic jar, then put it in a bowl and rinse it with water.

I was afraid that the chicken would not drink, so I put a lot of sugar in it.

I took the bowl to feed the chickens in the yard.

Just then, my little goddess Hui Hui called me at the door.

"Come at dawn, let's go and play."

I was overjoyed, threw down the bowl and had a runny nose.

I hurried after him.

I didn't go home until lunch time.

When I got home, my mother came over and said

"Help me do some work, wash the dishes and pound garlic.

Your father and some friends will come home for dinner later. "

I replied that after washing the vegetables, I mashed the garlic in the jar.

I'm still thinking about the happy time with Hui Hui.

The poured garlic changed color before I remembered the laxative.

Want to dump, but afraid of being scolded.

I simply added some soy sauce to it. ...

Well, the color is so gray that it should be no problem.

During the dinner, my father and their four brothers.

Pushing a cup for a change is a pleasure. There is no garlic juice left.

Guys, after a big meal,

Dad waved.

"Go, take a bath."

There used to be a big boiler outside the bathhouse and a bath inside the door.

Women wash from six to ten in the morning, and men wash from one to five in the afternoon.

A few people undressed and undressed and got drunk.

The pool is steaming.

My dad, they are sitting inside, and their faces are reddish.

Enjoy one's face

After I tried to test the water, it was too hot to go down.

Squatting by the pool.