A joke that moved the teacher very much.

Teachers' Day is coming, and Hogwarts students are sending flowers to their favorite teachers.

Almost everyone received red roses, but Professor Snape only received a bunch of carnations. He stood on the stairs with this bunch of carnations and shouted, "I am ugly, should I get carnations?" After shouting, he looked down the corridor and found that the headmaster Dumbledore, whose hair and beard were white, was holding a bunch of bigger carnations and staring at him blankly.

Teacher's Day is coming, and Mr. Brown has received many gifts from the children.

First of all, it was a gift from the son of the candy store owner, which was shaken with a gift box.

"I guess this must be a box of candy."

"Oh, how do you know, teacher?"

"This is a secret!" The teacher answered with a smile.

Then a florist's daughter gave him a gift.

"I guess this must be a beautiful box of flowers!"

"Teacher, you are so smart." The girl replied.

Finally, Mr. Brown received a heavy gift box from the son of a winery owner, and there seemed to be some liquid leaking from the bottom of the box.

"It's fruit wine!" The teacher guessed it quickly and drank a little.

"no!"

"Oh, there is something wrong with the taste. That must be a drink? "

"Not really!"

"What's that?" The teacher asked.

"It's a puppy," the child replied with a smile.

Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light and violating traffic regulations.

She felt nervous and afraid of being punished.

The judge stared at Mrs. Mary for a while and asked,

Are you Mrs. Mary?

Yes, sir.

You used to be a teacher in a primary school in the west of this city?

Yes, how do you know?

The judge smiled. I used to be your student.

Mrs Mary was overjoyed, so she was not afraid of being severely punished.

The judge smiled again and went on to say ...

I've been waiting for this day for more than twenty years, and now I punish you for copying it a hundred times. "I ran a red light and won't do it again."

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