Urgent for English jokes about sports meeting

A German, a famous sportsman, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh! Thats nothing, I have 1 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids! ! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!

Germans, Britons and Americans are traveling on a train. They became bored and began to tell each other about their families. The Germans said that I have four children, and the other one is playing a basketball team with them. The Englishman said, hum! ! Not at all. I drank 1 boys, another one and my coach "ll is the world-champion football team". America began to laugh. He said I "ve has 17 wives and no children! ! But my other wife and I "ll open a golf course!

the elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school. while connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him? "

My brother took his younger brother to the school sports meeting. When the relay race started, my brother asked, "Why did the man in front run so fast?"

Brother replied, "Of course, we should run quickly. Can't you see that man behind us is chasing after him with a stick to hit him?"