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A funny or meaningful sketch script.
Di Renjie: What do you mean?
Bao Zheng: Adults don't know this. In order to avoid the rush hour, I went out at nine o'clock in the evening. As a result, when I reached the intersection, I met a yellow light that kept flashing. I was fined six points for running a yellow light. I didn't dare to leave until the morning turned green.
Di Renjie: What's six o'clock? (takes out a one-dollar coin) Here is one hundred cents. You can pay this month's money.
Bao Zheng: It's not a six-point penalty, but a six-point deduction from the driver's license.
Renjie: Oh, I see. Is this a fine?
Bao Zheng: OK. As the old saying goes, a gift from the traffic police is equivalent to an acquaintance getting married once, and 200 is gone. Now even the traffic police don't have to go to the scene.
Di Renjie: Where's your hand?
Bao Zheng: Last night, the north wind blew and the snow kept falling. The license plate was covered with snow for a while, and the license plate was deducted 12 points. I had to run out of the car and stay outside all night to wipe the snow, and my hands were severely frostbitten. No, it's already bandaged.
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