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1, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired it is, or China.

2. People say that a twisted melon is not sweet. If it is not twisted, it is not sweet.

It is not easy for workers to earn money, and everyone wants to raise their wages. Now Yao Jiaxin has come out, killed and killed and sentenced to death; No one is clamoring for a raise, for fear of being fired in the end!

I get to school early every day. On the surface, I love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

I went to take a bath with my friends. When I saw him naked, I felt something was wrong. He has a nipple missing from his chest. I asked him what was going on. At this time, he lit a cigarette leisurely, took a deep breath and said sadly, I didn't understand those years. I thought it was a zit, so I took it out.

6. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

7. The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

8. I want to go that way, and I can see the beautiful flowers blooming there.

9. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

Dear: On this special day, I can only think of you silently and love you. I just want to tell you: I love you forever, and everything about you is affecting me.

1 1. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

12, there is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.

13, how many centuries of reincarnation, we met; How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!

14, people meet love at the corner, and I meet ghosts at the corner; People are happy at the next stop, but I don't have a car to go to the next stop.

15, parents: Please don't call your children "rabbits", because from the genetic point of view, this is very unfavorable to you.

16, don't shit at home, be sure to work in the company. If you spend 10 minutes defecating every day, you will have 40 hours of paid defecation time a year, which is equivalent to 5 days of annual leave! Moreover, save water and money!

17, you said Murmansk, I am the North Atlantic warm current, you should hold tight, I want to ride the wind.

18, people are invincible, you are invincible, you say how cheap you are, you need to measure it with space.

19, if you save 4.50 yuan and I save 4.50 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

20. I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that being cold is a rogue behavior.

2 1, Q: What moment made you feel really poor? God replied: I asked the whole dormitory, but I didn't borrow the charger of Nokia mobile phone.

22. On the long journey of life, we almost passed by. You gently hold my hand. I wish these warm hands could hold me forever!

23. It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee and held it until it got cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

24. Pro: You know, only mosquitoes will never leave you this summer.

25. I asked a married friend, what is marriage? My friend said: When I come home from work late before I get married, I will feel warm when I see the lights on downstairs. When I come home late after marriage, I will feel weak when I see the light still on.

26. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

27. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

28. The chemistry teacher asked: What about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

29. After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

30. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She changed me from a boy to ... a poor man.

3 1, knowing that love will hurt us to pieces, but still keep looking.

I once had a pair of wings. Laziness made me not take them out to eat, but stew them in a pot.

33. If you are not beautiful, if you are not smart, if your legs are short, if your waist is thick, even if you are like an ox, it doesn't matter, because in the eyes of lovers, you will be beautiful!

34. After class is over, the teacher said, Is there anything you don't understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have?

35. I long for love. One person's smile is printed in two people's eyes, and a tear is appreciated by two hearts. If the fate of this life is doomed, I would like to exchange a sincerity for a sincerity.

36. "Do you use your left hand or your right hand?" "Right hand?" "It's disgusting. I use paper.

37. I've been looking for you for so long, and finally I meet you! I will hold your hand this time and will not let go. I will always accompany you and take away our lives!

38. The road is rough, and when it is time to make a fool of yourself, make a fool of yourself.

39. Play the fool. If you do it well, it's called playing the fool. Well done, it is called deep.

40, shoot people, of course, shoot horses first, and buy a house first when you get married; It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!

4 1. No matter how hard and tired life is, no matter how hard you try, you can only be with the person you love.

42. When the school is poor, there is always a feeling that 100 yuan cannot be broken, and it will soon be gone.

43. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

44. Every minute is clear and precious. Only you can give me this feeling. No matter how tired my heart is and how far my dream is, it doesn't matter as long as you are with me!

45. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

46. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

47. I will graduate soon. Why are those people who secretly love me so calm?

There are billions of people in the world, but I hate you. I have to say that this is also a kind of fate!

49. I vaguely remember that the teacher said that question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

50. Honey, we will grow old. I hope we can help each other, hug each other and sleep, let memories accompany us to smile, and let love linger in our hearts forever!

5 1, adventure makes me meet you, and fate makes me fall in love with you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. I think of you at this moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

52. Put the used toothpick back into the toothpick jar and shake it. Later, I went to a restaurant for dinner and found that many people have the same habit.

53. Tell the truth. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

54. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think, what did they do in their last life? This is really a world of ice and fire.

If I hadn't been so naughty as a child and been a soft girl quietly, I wouldn't regret that no one wants me now.

56. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

57, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. What the fuck is wrong with you?

58. A young woman coaxed her child to sleep with your grandfather at night, but the child refused to leave. The young woman said, I can go without you. Grandpa said in a positive tone: educate children to be honest. You can't fool children and old people at the same time.

59. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

There is a girl gun in the class. One day, I quarreled with another classmate, who humiliated him and said, "Hello, Mom!" " "He said," Hello, son. " The whole class was silent. Three seconds later, the applause thundered and lasted for a long time.

6 1, you are snowing heavily in the sunny south, and my cold night in the north is like spring. So Nan Shannan told a story that a northerner laughed at the lack of heating in the south.

62. I just want you to accompany me and smile at me. I just want you to kiss me, Doby. I just won't give up.

63. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

64. There was a match. I didn't wash my hair for a few days, and my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

65. My broken grades are no longer a drag on my class, and I have already broken my legs in the class.

66. Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

67. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

68. What touched you may not be his sweet words, but a silly moment when he wanted to do something for you.

69. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You treat me like a fucking joke.

70. My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

7 1, don't blink when your tears are almost unbearable. You will see the whole process of the whole world from clear to fuzzy.

72. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

73. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

74. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

75. When oil prices rise, vegetable prices rise, and house prices rise, that is, wages do not rise; It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend and a wife. Life is really hard.

76. We let go of our self-esteem, pride and willfulness just because we can't let go of one person.

77. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Honey, choose one!

78. I have an old friend since I was a child, who is called someone else's child. I never talk about QQ, and my grades have returned to the first place in my grade. I hate another child!

79. Kneeling in math, poor English, drunk in chemistry, unable to recite Chinese, failing physics and falling asleep.

80. Once in class, I played cards with my classmates in the back. The teacher handed out exercise papers and sent them to me. I stood up and said to the teacher, teacher, I am short of cards.

8 1, I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.

82. Now it seems that I am standing at an awkward crossroads. What I lost was the joy of bluffing, and what I didn't gain was the calmness of washing and practicing.

83. Unpacking a courier is similar to unpacking a girl's bra. Look at the box. It's quite big. After opening it, I found that there were very few things inside.

As for your macho man who has been touched by countless pairs of men, you have the cheek to say that he is an airport.

85. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.

86, the moonlight in front of the window, the original debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

87.why should I listen to you? Who are you? Is it my man, my parents? Who are you?

88. If I can meet you if I burn incense for one year, I can know you if I burn incense for three years, and I can cherish you if I burn incense for ten years. I am willing to convert to Christianity for the happiness of my next life!

89. You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch you, damn pig.

90. Give me a woman and I can create a country. Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

9 1. When I see my Chinese homework, I feel like a foreigner. When I see my English homework, I feel like a China person. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

92. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

93. Chinese is amazing. For example, saying the same word "Oh" will be considered perfunctory. Saying "oh oh" is a very positive response. Saying "oh, oh, oh" will be considered bed-calling.

94. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, I will give my heart to you and leave.