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A person who is often laughed at to his face.

When a man gets married, he has a family. If he wants to live a sweet life, he will make way for women. As everyone knows, the behavior of a man giving way to his wife is actually a joke with others. He thinks men are afraid of their wives. They single dog don't understand that these actions of men will only make women love him more.

A man who doesn't smoke in front of his wife

For the sake of family health, men never smoke in front of their wives, refuse to give their wives the opportunity to smoke secondhand smoke, and even ask their brothers not to smoke in front of their wives.

Second, men who don't go home with a hangover.

Brothers will be deeply tired of feelings, and the two brothers will have a hangover until dawn. A man with a family will weigh his capacity for liquor, will not let himself go home as drunk as a fiddler, and will strictly demand himself to go home sober.

Go home before ten o'clock at night

Night is the beginning of nightlife, but family-oriented men don't play around outside. They go home before ten o'clock every day and have dinner with their wives.

Call back as soon as you see your wife's missed call.

No matter what you are doing, call back when you see your wife's missed call, for fear of missing something important.

Five, there are important things, find a wife to make the final decision.

No matter big or small, I obey my wife's orders. My wife has the biggest opinion. Everything she says is right.

Call your wife when you get home late.

If something important is delayed and you can't go home, call your wife in advance. Don't worry your wife.

Whether you listen to your wife's advice or don't dare to go out at night, in the eyes of others, you are afraid of your wife. This is a typical spectator, and the authorities are clear. Only by enjoying the feelings of mutual restraint and mutual need is the sweetest and happiest. These six kinds of men, don't provoke them, they just love you deeply and can't extricate themselves.