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What are the prerequisites for sexual intercourse?

What are the prerequisites for sexual intercourse? 1. Have a sense of responsibility in daily life and work. Whether men or women, having a sunny heart is the most basic. In work or life, you can be unsuccessful, and at the same time, you can be unhappy. But if you have given up on yourself, talking too much is nonsense. No matter what you do, you should have a sense of responsibility. It is not a lie that two people live alone and need romance. However, after the romance, they will finally be calm, and they can enjoy the happiness brought by you and me in a comfortable life. They will gradually make their feelings more real without pressing the line and violating morality.

2. Do you know anything about romance? Can add some enthusiasm and comfort to ordinary life. Not everyone wants it. On the contrary, they often pursue perfection to stimulate life and add a touch of color to daily life. Romance is not all kinds of transactions, all kinds of purchases. Sometimes romance is not so hard. Two people make a two-person date together and watch the sunset together. Even if you give him a kiss and a hug, it can be called romance. Adding a touch of bright color to ordinary life can be said to be the finishing touch to life.

3. Can it give you a sense of security and superiority? Whether a man or a woman, the most important thing is not how rich the living standard is, but that you have always been influential in the eyes of the other person. There is a saying that as long as there is a sea in your heart, wherever you go, it is Maldives. Although this is just a joke, I secretly guess that as long as you care about each other, even if you are separated from each other or your family is unwilling, it is not an obstacle for you to be together. The most important thing is not how good family standards are to him, but to see your attitude towards him and give others a full sense of security.

4. Is it full of positive energy and immediately digests and absorbs negative emotions? Those near the ink are black, and those near Zhu Zhechi are black. This statement not only represents the WeChat circle of friends, but also applies in other situations. People who are full of positive energy will never frown at everyone's face and feel that life is not easy. On the contrary, it will give people a very sunny brand image. There must be negative emotions, but you should be able to digest yourself immediately. If you can't digest it yourself, you can definitely communicate with your partner. If you keep it to yourself, you will be exhausted sooner or later. When two people are together, they don't just talk, they only care about each other. We all want to be associated with the maintenance layer before we can try to get along with each other.