There are not many short messages eager to make your girlfriend happy, but be funny!

There are not many short messages eager to make your girlfriend happy, but be funny! When you are in love, send text messages happily. I miss you in the morning, but you are sleepy. Miss you at noon, you didn't get up late; Miss you in the afternoon, you love to ignore; Miss you at night, you are crying; Miss you at night, never leave!

From this place of laughter-happy every day, in this place of laughter.

SMS jokes and jokes that make your girlfriend happy will eventually make your girlfriend bored ... Believe me, real-time care can make her happy and practical than jokes.

Don't joke about text messages that make your girlfriend happy. If fate comes, cherish it. Texting is just a temporary pleasure. Find a good friend of the opposite sex and ask her for advice. Girls still know girls very well. As long as you love your girlfriend with your heart, she will feel it. If you don't know what to say to her, tell her the truth. Just say you're stupid and won't make you happy. She will encourage you, mainly to be honest, and don't cheat her. If you have time, you can go to parks, such as forest parks and battery cars. She will be very happy if you drive her to play. Take her to the arcade occasionally and go to the amusement park occasionally. With your love. If you don't know what to say, think about her more. You must tell her good things and do less stupid things. Finally, bless you.

The difference between making a boyfriend happy and making a girlfriend happy is that a man has to do a lot of things to make his girlfriend happy, and his girlfriend has only one man who goes to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and rainy, and 20 pigs could not be sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night. * * *: Only one person at home is inconvenient. Man: Please give a pig one. * * * Yes. The man drove the pigs into the pen and locked them with ten pigs from * * *. * * *: There is only one bed at home. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. The woman agreed. Midnight business man and woman: I'll sleep on you, but the woman won't. Man: For two pigs. Female cloud. After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times and stopped. Woman: Why didn't he move? Man: The pig is gone. The woman pleaded in a low voice: Get out of the way, or I will give you pigs ... After dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs to the market ...

A joke to amuse your girlfriend! Urgent, please help me find it. Thank you for taking my answer, O(∩_∩)O~

1, comma didn't get up until eight o'clock and didn't wash his face. She ran with her schoolbag on her back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher.

"Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?"

The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

2. The professor of economics said in class: "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that migrant workers in a country earn the most money? Is it too old, too old, too old, or ... "

The small comma answers first: "McDonald's!"

The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms. Now? Only 24 ... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reaction, but the classroom was silent.

The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, is there another carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class!

The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else's test paper?

: yes. I copied some, but not all.

Teacher: What are some places not to copy?

Small comma: the name is not.

A primary school teacher has a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50+9=?

Small comma muttered: "Wushu+wine =?" Wushu+wine =? "

Suddenly, I suddenly realized that I was drunk ~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a people-oriented and focused composition.

Small comma: teacher, I think it over. I will write about my grandmother.

Teacher: Does your grandmother have any outstanding aspects?

Small comma: my grandmother has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. One day's Chinese class, let the small comma make sentences with "Great Wall". The little comma replied, "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, create another one!" " "Small comma more unhappy, twisted his head:" why, I'm not the first emperor! "

8. Teacher: "I want you to write a composition about milk, requiring you to write two pages separated by small commas. Why do you write so many lines in your composition? "

Small comma: "Teacher, my article is about condensed milk, so it is relatively short." 1. Men have nine fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife will become a regular customer, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their daughter-in-law is cornered, the fifth is that their lover will be pried, the sixth is that their wife will be soaked, the seventh is that their property will be stolen, the eighth is that they will be sued by the masses, and the ninth is that they will have to wait until they are finished. 2, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies! I'll shoot you! I miss your head, your mouth, your mouth, your mouth. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Beijing roast duck. I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently take off your pants, gently take off your * * *, gently kiss your face and gently say to you: Baby, change your posture. . . It's time for .............................. to change diapers.

In high school, the teacher taught very carefully. Finally, I summed up a sentence: you all know something, you are all older. I was tired of listening to it, so I replied: not only is the boss not young, but the second child is not young.

9. In biology class, the teacher asked, "Parents don't suffer from this genetic disease, but children get sick. So what is the most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation"), a deep but clear male voice sounded in the dark corner of the back row: "affair".

10, surprised to find my roommate washing the sheets.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

Roommate replied: My girlfriend will come over at night, and the sheets are too dirty. If she doesn't wash, she will get pregnant.

1 1, freshman beauty teacher ... after a few days of marriage leave, classes resumed. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A pair of children's shoes in the front row asked the teacher with concern why his voice was hoarse ... A word came from the dark corner in the back row: shout dumb. ......

Don't forget to adopt _

Do you have a very interesting and short joke? Please reply quickly and coax your girlfriend to tell you a joke that is horrible at the beginning, disgusting in the middle and tragic at the end.

Once upon a time, a ghost farted and died.

A short story to please his girlfriend. One day, a boy and a girl were sitting on the grass. Girls ask boys what are you thinking? The boy said what you were thinking, and I was thinking. The girl slapped the boy and said "pervert". Then I blushed.

A short message that makes your girlfriend happy! Want the latest! In a boring place in this boring world, there is a boring place. I use my boring time to send you a boring message and ask you a more boring question: Are you bored?

What funny messages do friends have to amuse their girlfriends? Let's play a game-guessing coins. You lose, be my girlfriend, I lose, be your boyfriend.

I shot the arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

Send you a bunch of roses to express your love; Give you a big peach blossom, and your fortune depends on it; Send you a bowl of tofu pudding, and laugh after eating it.

My heart beat faster when I met you, but I didn't see your mood get worse. I dreamed that your time slipped too fast. I wish I could have you now.

I can't wait to plunge into your mobile phone and turn it into a short message saying "I like you!" " "

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I miss you so much that my heart is pounding. I love you to death!

Sending you a short message makes me feel sweet all over. Put down the mouse and think hard, just want to say I love you!

You are happy, and I am happy. I will be happier with you around!

It's not my fault that I love you. It's all the fault of the moon. Pig, it's late. Are you asleep? I also got into the warm bed, good dream with you good night!

I have a little secret in my heart, let the wind tell you quietly-I like you …

Please neglect it once and let me steal your heart and put it in the safest place-my heart.

A good woman is a book worth reading in a man's life. Because I met you, I found this sentence is right!

The first time I saw you, I wrote down my life plan: I only love you!

Love has no exclusive night, but when you come to me, the stars are so bright!

At the moment we met, I believed that everything God gave me was you.

There are stars in the sky, fish in the water, lovers in pairs. Why are you and me still one after another?

The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I laughed because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I cried because I had you!

It's not my fault that I love you. It's all the fault of the moon.

Don't say I use your crooked brain every day. How can we have spring if the earth doesn't tilt to the sun?

I chased Cupid's gun, and you ran and ran in a bulletproof vest ... Hum, let's see where you can go!

I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I miss you so much that my heart is pounding. I love you to death!

Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you. Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

I have you in my life. Even if there is no big storm or big disappointment, I will accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter. I love you.

First frost, a ten-mile lake, worries about the New Year. They looked at each other on the moon, only admiring Yuanyang but not immortals.

Love says "I belong to all" to love, and love says "I only give it to one person" to love.

I really love you, and I will tell you loudly that if I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.

Love is a cup of hot coffee on a cold winter night; Love is smiling at you when spring blossoms:).

Love is meticulous care, love is omnipotent to bear and pay.

It is difficult to love someone, but I have been giving; Love a person is very tired, but I am addicted to acacia; It is silly to love someone, but I am stubborn.

You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

Dear, can you satisfy my little New Year's wish-let me hold your delicate hand forever? A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little, and a good man won't make the waiting lover's heart panic more and more.

No matter how difficult the road with you is, I swear to love to the end and only be with you in this life.

Here is a beautiful sea, but no one comes to swim. Look forward to your arrival and make waves in this calm sea!

Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. Mountains have no edges, rivers are endless, there is Lei Zhen in winter, rain and snow in summer, and heaven and earth are one, so I dare to be with you!

Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love times infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

After knowing you, everything hanging in my mind disappeared without a trace, replaced by our happy time together.

If life is a circle, then you share half with me. With you, I am complete; You are happy to be with me!

Countless stars in the sky, countless girls on the ground, only one looking up at the moon, indicating that you are one in my heart!

Love is dressing up every morning, and love is the leisure and comfort of counting stars with you at night.

In an infinite sense, love is a harmonious fusion of two similar natures.

New Year scene: I am chasing Cupid's arrow, and you are running in a bulletproof vest ... Happy New Year to you.

It turns out that fate, fate is not round, wish fate is round, fate is far, and fate is difficult to round.

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you!

Although I am not handsome, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Do you love me? Butterfly lovers's butterfly edge, the stone edge of the red building, the fox edge of the serial studio, the white edge of the West Chamber, the red leaf edge of Gu Kuang, and the peach blossom edge of Cuihu, what about you and me?

Ask your girlfriend for a funny blessing message. If it's not a holiday, I wish her happiness. Be funny. 1. I fell in love with you at first sight You said I was ugly. I have a crush on you. You called me naive. I am 100% honest with you. I told you to step aside.

2. I met a cat diving but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. I learned to weave a web when I met a pig, but I didn't meet you. I have met all the extraordinary, but I have never met ordinary you.

3. I will definitely: pay all my wages, including those that are unplanned; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought.

4, falling flowers know autumn, tears perceive the heart. I hope the slight vibration of the mobile phone can make you feel happy and joyful. Don't say the impossible, don't think about the impossible, just ask you: have you seen my persistence?

5. The distance is short when the heart is near. If happiness is made of honey, then bitter sea water is sweet. If you receive my message, I hope you are tired and bored today and can be happy again! May you be happy every day.

6. Touching the wrinkles on your face and forehead, I just want to say to you, "Don't grow old so fast, wait for me, I want us to grow old together ..."

7. It is providence to know each other. No matter how deep or shallow the relationship is, you and I should cherish it. Please don't forget, whether happy or sad, there is one thing I would like to share with you. No matter how far apart, where there is you, there is my blessing.

8. Sunrise+sunset = peace, moon+stars = infinite thoughts, wind flowers+snowy moon = happy life, meteor+heart words = blessings. I wish you a good mood every day!