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Practice your writing skills

1. Practice your writing skills

The cold wind was like thousands of steel needles, drilling directly into the seams of my bones, making me shiver from the cold.

The biting north wind blew harder, and the snow and sand hit my face, which was as painful as the pricks of pine needles. He was so cold that his blood seemed to have frozen and stopped flowing.

His fingers, which had already been frozen like carrots, were as stiff as a stick. In Harbin in winter, the cold wind can turn noses and tears into ice. People stamp their feet, rub their hands, and hiss.

My eyes were too cold to open, and my feet were like two pieces of ice. The cold current rushed straight from my feet to my whole body. I felt the skin all over my body was aching like cracks.

After taking a breath, there was a white mist in front of him, and his ears and the tip of his nose seemed to be pricked randomly by many fine needles. When I stretched out my hand, it was so cold that it hurt like a cat biting a dog.

The biting cold wind blew against my face. My nose was as sore as if I had poured pepper water on it, and my nose was filled with snot and tears. 2. Little practice writing

Chief Seattle of the Soguamisi tribe

How can you buy the warmth of the sky and the earth? We don't understand.

If the air loses its freshness and the flowing water loses its crystal clarity, can you still buy it?

We red people regard every part of the earth as holy. In our memories and in our lives, every shining pine board, every beach, every breath of the forest, and every insect that invites introspection and chirping is sacred. The aroma of tree sap travels through the forest and permeates the memories of the red people from eternity.

When the white man died and roamed the stars, he had long forgotten the earth that gave birth to him. After death, the red people will never forget our beautiful birthplace. Because the earth is our mother, mother and child are connected and integrated into each other. The green and fragrant flowers are our sisters, the deer, horses, and eagles are all our brothers. The dew on the mountains and cliffs, the grasslands, and the body heat emitted by people and horses are all members of the same family.

The commander-in-chief of the Washington capital sent word that he wanted to buy our land. He wants more than just land. The commander-in-chief said that he would leave a piece of protected land for us to live a comfortable life. In this way, the commander-in-chief became our father and we became his children.

We will consider your terms, but this sale is not easy because the land is holy. The crystal flowing water in streams and rivers is not only water, it is the blood of our ancestors for generations. If the land is sold to you, please remember that this land is holy, and please teach your children and grandchildren that this land is holy. Every reflection in the clear water of the lake represents a spiritual meaning, reflecting countless monuments, various rituals, and our way of life. The sound of running water is not loud, but the words it speaks are the voices of our ancestors.

The river is our brother, it quenches our thirst, carries our canoes, and feeds our children. If the land is sold to you, please remember and teach your children that the river is our brother. You must love it and be considerate, just like you love your own brother.

White people can’t understand what we think, I know that.

In the eyes of white people, every piece of land is the same. They can be robbed at night, everyone can get what they need, and then leave. For the white man, the earth is not his brother, but his enemy, and he wants to conquer them one by one.

White people can leave their father’s gravesite alone. He could ignore the resting place of his father and the birthplace of his children. To him, heaven, earth, mother, and brothers are all to be bought, plundered, or sold like sheep or beads at will. He was so greedy that after devouring the land, he allowed the land to become deserts.

I don’t understand.

You and I have completely different lifestyles. The eyes of red men ache at the mere sight of your city. There is no quiet in the white man's city. There is no place where you can hear the sound of leaves unfolding in spring or the sound of insects flapping their wings. City noise humiliates our ears.

At night, you can't hear the frogs arguing by the pond, or the whining of the night birds. Is this kind of life considered alive?

I am a celebrity and I don’t understand.

The sound of the breeze gently sweeps across the ground, and the fragrance of the breeze has been washed by the afternoon rain or soaked in rosin. This is what red people want to hear and smell.

Red people cherish the atmosphere: people, animals, and trees all have the right to share the air and breathe it. White people never seem to notice that people rely on air to survive. They are like people who have been sitting dead for many days and can no longer distinguish the stench. If we sell land to you, please remember that we cherish the air. The air nourishes all life, and everyone has a share in its spiritual power.

The wind welcomed my grandfather’s first breath when he was born, and also sent away his last sigh. If you sell land to you, be sure to designate it as holy land so that white people can taste the enhanced fragrance of flowers on the pasture with the wind.

Please teach your children and let them know that the bones of our ancestors are buried in the ground beneath their feet; teach your children to respect the earth and tell them that the earth is nourished by the lives of our relatives; tell them, How do red people teach their children that the earth is our mother, and the destiny of the earth is the destiny of mankind. If people spurn the earth, they spurn themselves.

We know one thing for sure, the earth does not belong to humans; humans belong to the earth, and all things work together. Maybe, you and I are both brothers. Wait and see, maybe one day white people will discover that the God they believe in and the God we believe in are the same God.

Perhaps, you think you can own God, just like you buy a piece of land. In fact, you can't do it. God is the God of all mankind. God treats mankind equally and does not distinguish between red and white. God regards the earth as a precious treasure. To harm the earth is to blaspheme the creator of the earth. White people will eventually disappear with the wind, perhaps faster than other races. If you soil your bed, you will definitely suffocate in your own filth.

The body dies due to time, but you must rely on the power God gives you to shine brightly in the world. It is God who leads you to live on the earth, and it is God’s inexplicable will that allows you to control white people.

Why is there such an inexplicable fate? We don't understand.

We don’t understand why the bison were killed, the wild horses became tame horses, the forest was filled with the odor of crowds, and the beautiful mountain scenery was destroyed and defiled by power lines.

Where is the jungle? Gone!

Where is the big eagle? Gone!

Life has come to an end,

It is the beginning of an ignoble existence. 3. How to write Xiao Lianbi

Cao Chuan Borrowing Arrows (abbreviation) Zhou Yu was very jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent.

One day, Zhou Yu asked Zhuge Liang to discuss military affairs. Zhou Yu asked Zhuge Liang to make 100,000 arrows within ten days, but Zhuge Liang said it would only take three days.

So, Zhuge Liang issued a military order. Zhou Yu asked Lu Su to find out Zhuge Liang's plan.

Lu Su met Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang borrowed twenty fast boats from him, with thirty sergeants on each boat.

The ship was covered with a green cloth curtain, and more than a thousand straw handles were arranged on both sides of the ship. They also requested that Zhou Yu not be allowed to know about this. At four o'clock on the third day, Zhuge Liang secretly invited Lu Su into the boat.

At this time, the sky was filled with heavy fog, and the other side of the river could not be seen clearly. Zhuge Liang ordered the bow of the ship to face west and the stern to face east. He also ordered the sergeants on the ship to beat drums and shout at the same time.

Cao Cao heard the sound of drums and shouts, and ordered the crossbowmen to shoot arrows into the river. Zhuge Liang ordered the boat to be turned around again, with the bow facing east and the stern facing west. Still beating drums and shouting, he approached Cao Jun's water stronghold to receive arrows.

It was getting daylight, and the grass handles on both sides of the boats were filled with arrows. Zhuge Liang ordered twenty boats to sail back to the south bank. Each boat has about five to six thousand arrows, and the total number of twenty boats is more than 100,000.

When Zhou Yu saw this, he sighed and said, "Zhuge Liang has a wonderful plan, I really can't compare with him!".

4. How to write a short diary (equivalent to a short diary)

Summer Sun In the morning, the sun slowly rises over the east, and the earth is covered with red.

The gorgeous clouds bear the light and glow with color. The morning sun shines its rays on the lake. The breeze picks up, and the small waves jump, stirring up the lake full of broken gold.

At noon, the sun is no longer as gentle as in the morning. It shines dazzling light onto the earth. The weeds fell asleep helplessly in the heat, and the flowers lowered their heads feebly.

The wind is like a fan coming from a stove. It is hot and blows on the body, burning people. In the evening, the sun has reduced its dazzling light and turned into a golden disc. The red light is spread on the lake, and a few pink clouds are flowing and shining magnificently.

When it shines on the lake, the floating light becomes golden; when it shines on the green trees, the green trees look even greener. The setting sun gave its last ray of afterglow and passed away with a smile.

However, tomorrow morning, a red sun will rise from the horizon again! My sister is only three years old and is very naughty. She always behaves like a young lady, and sometimes even her parents can't do anything about her. Today, I went to grandma's house.

As soon as I got home, I saw my sister playing on the sofa in the living room, and I didn’t pay much attention. But when I take a closer look, eh? Why is my sister playing with my notebook? I was furious and ready to snatch it back.

But I thought about it again. My sister is young and ignorant. As a sister, I should treat her well. So, I stopped paying attention to her.

At this time, grandma came over and said that she was going to the market to buy vegetables and asked me to play with my sister at home. I patted my chest and said, "Don't worry, grandma!" After grandma left, I asked my sister what she wanted to play with, and she said she wanted to play with dolls.

My sister and I went to pick up some dolls. I dressed up the dolls first. Seeing that my sister was still struggling, I went over to help her. But my sister wouldn't let me, so I snatched the doll away, fearing to waste precious time.

However, my sister started crying loudly, and I had no choice but to return the doll to her. But, who knew, she would beat me after she turned into a rag doll.

After taking my sister home today, I thought about it and realized that I had treated my parents this way before. So I decided that I would not treat my parents like my sister in the future.

I am a computer fan. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I also often check information online to study and play games. Because I love the Internet, I made many jokes. For example: One day, I was surfing the Internet at home, and before I knew it, it was time to eat. My mother asked me to go to eat. I just said "Oh". After a while, my mother I was asked to eat again, but I still said "Oh". Finally, when everyone finished eating, I felt hungry and asked casually: "Mom, do you have food?" Mom said: " Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just called ***.

There are also benefits to using the Internet. For example: one day the teacher asked us to look for information about changes in our hometown. I looked through all the books, but I just couldn’t find the information. I was anxious and didn’t know what to do. At this moment, In my haste, I came up with a good idea - to search for information online. I turned on my computer, checked on the Internet, and found it in a short time. It was like "you can't find it anywhere even if you break through iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it."

Now, I have another QQ pet online. I won’t say more, I have to feed it. Goodbye! After breakfast today, my parents went to work, and I was the only one doing homework at home. Suddenly, I saw some bowls in the sink.

I thought: "Mom goes to work, or I can help her wash it!" I picked up the rag, put some water in the sink, added some dishwashing liquid, and picked it up. Wash the bowl from the inside out. When I was washing the first one, I accidentally dropped the bowl.

When I washed the second one, I was afraid that another one would be dropped, so I washed it carefully. Fortunately it won't fall off.

I will wash it this way.

After washing it for the first time, I poured out the detergent water, replaced it with clean water, and continued washing.

I washed the dishes and put them in the sterilizer for disinfection. I'm so excited to see these bowls so clean! I thought: Mom has to cook when she comes back from work. How hard it is! I will help my mother do more things in the future, so as not to make her work too hard. 5. Composition: Xiao Lianbi

Ants are magical little insects. They are hard-working, united and loyal. In order to understand the living habits of ants, I bought a toy called "Ant World". The transparent container is filled with blue dreamy nutritional gel. This is the food of ants and allows the ants to live in their little world. Live happily and quietly for a few months.

I observed two ants through the transparent container: they may have just arrived in this place and are not familiar with the surrounding environment. They kept running around in the container and crawling on the wall of the bottle. Go, as if you want to leave this place. Look! How interesting, the two ants bumped their heads together because they were walking too fast. After a while, they seemed to gradually get used to the environment and no longer moved around. Instead, they lay quietly in a corner to rest, but they still swung their tentacles curiously, like a naughty child.

These ants can also dig beautiful 3D tunnels in the nutrient gel. Every day I hope that the ants can dig beautiful tunnels quickly. Every day after school, I go straight to the room to watch the "digging progress" of the two ants, but every time I come back disappointed - the nutritional gel has not changed at all, it is still the same. The ants were still lying in that place, lazily motionless. Two days passed and there was still no movement. I was so angry that I almost threw the ant away. My mother told me: "Haven't you heard? 'Haste makes waste'. If you observe it for a while, it will dig it out." So I waited for another two days, but it was still the same. I was a little anxious, looking everywhere for a "magic bullet" that would make the ants dig tunnels quickly. Some students said to poke two small holes about 2.5 meters deep on both sides of the nutritional gel and let the ants crawl in through the holes. Others said to drop some honey in the small holes so that the ants can smell the fragrance and crawl in. But there was no significant effect, so I decided to let nature take its course and let the ants dig their own tunnels.

Finally, my efforts paid off. On the morning of the fourth day, the ants finally dug the tunnel. I was so happy that I could not describe it in words. Both ants were burrowing back and forth in the tunnel, working hard. The big ant bit a piece of nutritional gel in the tunnel and climbed out of the tunnel. He put the nutritional gel in a corner and continued working. , it’s really interesting. A week has passed, and a lot of tunnels have been dug. They are crisscrossed and full of artistic feeling. They are so beautiful!

Ants are such amazing little animals. If you think about it carefully, don’t we humans lack the spirit of ants? Diligence, unity, and loyalty are the nature of ants, and we humans should learn from them. Ants have taught me a lot of life principles in the past few days. 6. How to write the pen practice in Lesson 15 of the fifth grade?

Candles What are candles? A candle is a small grain of sand in people's lives, and a candle is an ordinary but great power.

It seems too insignificant that a candle lights up when it is dark and goes out when it is bright. However, I want to sing a hymn for the selfless candle.

The life of a candle is very plain, white, red, colorful, with a braid on its head. Life begins with braids.

Gradually, the flames engulfed the braid and began to melt the body of the candle. The drops of wax are like strings of teardrops, solidified.

The ancients used the phrase "the spring silkworms will not run out until they die, and the wax torches will turn to ashes before their tears dry up" to describe the unswerving spirit. yes! The spirit of candles is not only an object of praise by the ancients, but also an example for us.

Therefore, the life of a candle is brilliant. From birth to death, it always contributes light to people. In today's era when electric lights have entered thousands of households, the role of candles seems to have disappeared.

No! No.

When there is a power outage, candles still have their own uses. White candles like jade pillars send away souls going west, and red candles like agate welcome new-born families.

There are also the colorful birthday candles, symbolizing the beginning of another year, each one filled with happy memories. Reading under the dim candlelight makes you feel warm, and walking under the dim candlelight makes you feel comfortable.

At this moment, my whole body felt warm! Yes, don’t just be a decent person, be a useful person to society. Life is as short as a candle and may be extinguished at any time.

Therefore, we must all be like candles, light up when it is dark, extinguish it when it is bright, and be a person who is considerate and useful to the country! (↖(^ω^)↗) Come on! While praising candles and life, I can't help but think of teachers who are diligent and tireless in teaching. They are like candles, the flames of time melt the teacher's youth.

The teacher is the candle in the student’s journey, always the end point of the student’s victory, and the teaching is the eternal candlelight, which always illuminates the students’ hearts. Candles! I praise you for lighting up others and burning your body! Teacher! I sing to you, teach students, and age myself. 7. Small pen practice: composition

A person who moved me

Love of life What is the meaning of life? Xing Linzi once said: "Time can win away our lives, but it cannot win away the laughter, our blessings, and the endless love we left along the way." She also said, "Besides love, I have nothing." I think life is about giving love and feeling love. Regarding love, what I feel most is the love from my mother. She not only cares about me meticulously in life, but also always pays attention to my study and thoughts, and always encourages me to move forward. She bought me so many delicious things, but she rarely took a bite. She bought me so many beautiful brand-name clothes, but she was reluctant to spend more money to buy high-end clothes for herself... She read with me every day and helped me review my homework; she often organized some charity activities so that I could experience it personally and feel it with my heart... In short, I always try my best to take good care of everything about me. My mother is like this, other people’s mothers are like this, even mothers in the animal world are like this. I once read an article called "Mother's Love". Some of these stories are deeply imprinted in my mind. One of the stories is called "The Statue of Mother's Love." It was about a fire in a park. After the fire was extinguished, people found a burnt bird with its wings spread like a sculpture, and several small birds crawled out from underneath. It turned out that the mother bird knew that the fire was pointing upwards, so she gave up hope of escaping, took the little birds under the tree, and protected her babies with her life. There is also a story about a desert area in Qinghai Province that is particularly short of water. Each person can only receive 3 kilograms of water per day transported by the garrison from far away. One day, an old cow stopped the water truck and remained motionless even though he was whipped until he was bleeding all over his body. When the water-carrying soldier cried and poured a basin of water in front of the old cow, he didn't expect that the old cow did not drink the water he had fought to get. Instead, he looked up to the sky and screamed for his child. The injured old cow watched the calf greedily drink the water with loving eyes, stretched out its tongue and licked the calf's eyes, and the calf also licked its mother's eyes gratefully. This is true for animals on land, and it is the same for fish in water. Have you ever heard of the salmon migration? Salmon are born in freshwater lakes, grow in the saltwater of the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, and grow to maturity after living for several years. They then swim back to their birthplace to lay eggs. During their migration, they swim upstream and jump over countless obstacles. Some did not jump over and died of exhaustion on the way, and some accidentally jumped to the shore and could only lay eggs there and die. In this way, every four years, they come all the way from the distant ocean and return to their hometown without eating for more than a month. After laying the eggs, they all die. After the corpse decomposes, it turns into nutrition for the small fish, which helps the small fish have enough energy to flow into the sea. You see, all mothers will give everything for their children. So I think life is about feeling love, giving love back, and giving love.

8. A complete collection of 200 words for Xiao Lian Bi Lian

1. Fourth grade: The true meaning of beauty (Spring Pastoral Xiao Lian Bi Lian) The arrival of the spring girl put Tian Yuan in a beautiful dress, with many bright and brilliant colors.

Miss Spring is like a flower fairy, sowing flowers one after another from the sky, white, yellow, purple; pure, small, bright and so on. How beautiful! Like a sea of ??flowers.

When a gust of wind blows, the "sea flowers" are like active elves. Not just flowers, but trees too.

The leaves in the field seemed to be going crazy, growing leaves one after another crazily, green and so cute! The longan tree and the mango tree all bloomed with clusters of small flowers, which had a faint fragrance. In the morning, the industrious birds chirped, as if urging people to get up and work, and at the same time, the birds also flew to work one after another.

2. Xiao Lianbi Liu Quanhui "wash, wash, wash, wash, wash, yahoo!" On the afternoon of March 5, a wash song came from the Haiyue Phase 1 playground, hey, it's our red scarf team who is learning from Lei Feng Do good things! Wang Xinru and I divided our labors to clean the playground. First, we soaked the rag in water for a while, then took it out and wrung it out, and gently wiped the handrails of the slide. After a while, the two slides were covered with clean clothes.

Then, we started cleaning the floor. While I carefully swept the garbage, I picked up some dead branches and threw them into the bushes. This also helped the soil's strength! After we finished doing this, we also helped spread the knowledge about Lei Feng Day to the children. A little brother listened and picked up a big leaf to help.

Soon, the playground took on a new look, and Wang Xinru and I looked at each other and smiled. 3. I am a lotus. I came to the lotus pond and saw lotus flowers of different shapes.

The lotus leaves are crowded together, like large green discs. Lotus flowers not only come in different shapes, but also have beautiful colors. Some have white smiles and some have pink faces.

I suddenly felt that I was a lotus, wearing snow-white clothes, standing in the sun, dancing in the breeze, and the snow-white clothes fluttered with the wind. Not just me, but all the lotuses in the pond are dancing.

A group of friends from the Crystal Palace, the little fish, also swam to the surface. Some even spit bubbles playfully.

The frog is also playing a concert on the lotus leaf! The white clouds in the sky said: "There is so much dust under the blue sky, why are you still so beautiful?" The lotus girl smiled and said, "I can't avoid the dust, but I let the clean water wash away the dirt for me." Qingqing Ponds, water patterns broadcast a chorus - praising the beautiful lotus.

4. Little Duck I have raised many small animals, but the one that impressed me the most is the little duck. I remember that last year, my mother picked me up from school one night. When I passed by a small street, there happened to be someone selling ducks there.

Those little ducks are all squeezed into a cardboard box. They are fluffy and extremely cute. I couldn't control my heart and quickly asked my mother to buy one for me.

After bringing the little duck home, the two of us have become familiar with each other. Every morning when I get up, I will go to the balcony to see the little duck. When it sees me, it will also be very excited. , kept flapping its wings and screaming. Until now, it is still living and healthy in my house. I like my pet duck very much.

5. I am a spring water blowing gently through the woods, and there are gentle ripples on the water. I am a spring water in the clear spring. "Ta-ta-ta, tap-ta", a sound of footsteps came faintly, becoming clearer and clearer. After a while, the cute face of the deer was reflected on the water.

It lowered its head, and I picked up a handful of spring water from my side and brought it to its mouth. This is something I must do every day.

Quenching their thirst always makes me happy. It was getting dark and dark clouds covered the sky.

The rain has fallen quietly. At this time, nature will play a piece of music, which is the most beautiful and beautiful sound in the world.

The naughty raindrops jumped down from the high sky and fell into my arms, making a "ding-dong, ding-dong" sound. It turns into notes one by one and merges into the music of nature.

6. In the rain, I grew up again. Following the mountains, I slowly flowed forward and began my long journey. Before I knew it, I had left the mountain.

In front of us is a green field. I waved my arms and splashed the water around me into the fields. The seedlings were smiling at me.

Looking at the blue sky, I felt particularly comfortable and sang a cheerful song "Hua La La". Isn't that the vast sea sparkling in the distance? It turned out that I had flowed into the lake and was heading towards the sea.

Coming to the boundless ocean, I joined this huge collective. The sea breeze blew across the sea, and I turned into a wave, rushing to the rocks on the shore, making a "pop" sound.

The world in the sea is colorful, with all kinds of fish, corals of various colors, and all kinds of strange underwater plants... Looking at the beautiful sky over the sea, I turned into a wave of joy. The white smoke floated gently into the sky and turned into a white cloud. On a night of lightning and thunder, my body became heavy and the sky could no longer bear my weight.

I slipped from the sky, fell into a forest, and merged into a clear spring. Look, I have turned back into a spring water, and will always be a little elf in nature.

7. I am a pebble, and I am also a member of nature. I come from a high mountain.

The mountains are full of green, and the green grass is soft, covering me like a green blanket. There are also flowers on the mountain, colorful and various. A gust of wind blows, and my body is covered with the fragrance of flowers.

8. One day, there was a sudden strong wind, thunderstorms, and it was so dark that I couldn't see my fingers. Brother Cao and Sister Hua next to me clung to me for temporary comfort.

I heard a "crackling" sound and suddenly felt dizzy... When I woke up, I felt as if a gentle hand was touching me. I opened my eyes and saw a A strange world: there is no grass around, and the sky above has become blurry. I thought I was dreaming, so I said to myself in a daze: "Where is this place?" "This is a small river at the foot of the mountain."

A small fish swimming over heard it. , said to me: "The storm just now was so powerful that many things were 'moved' by the strong wind. Well, you are one of them.

Welcome to us, from now on we will be My friend! I wish you a happy life!" I understood after hearing what Xiaoyu said. 9. My Diary (Xiao Lianbi) Composition

In my bookcase, there is a small book. It is my diary. In the eyes of others, that book is not rare, but to me I am very precious, because at least I let it record a complete story.

When I was young, no matter whether I was happy or wronged, I would confide in my diary. Only the diary remembered my things. Especially when I am very excited, I want to find it immediately and tell the secret in my heart.

Once I was bullied, and I wanted to write about the situation right away to vent my dissatisfaction. When I got home, the scene at that time appeared in my mind, and I quickly wrote it down.

After I finished writing, I felt much better, but I also felt that the words were used very dryly, and it didn’t look like a good article. I believe that no matter what hardships I encounter in the future, I will stand firm and never bow my head. As long as I write, even if I am keeping a running account, I will not give up my diary.

When I grow up and look back at my childhood diaries, I will definitely feel nostalgic for my current childhood life. Rui Rui's words: The underlined words are the words in the second unit of reading, reading and writing. The teacher asked me to write a short story using these words, so I wrote a short essay.