Joke Books Read by Ancient People —— A Summary of Laughing Forest (Volume I)

Once upon a time, in the imperial examination era, those who passed the county examination were called Jinshi, and those who failed were collectively called Tongsheng, although it was 1960 to 60 years, and it was no exception. At the end of the paper, a old boys wrote a poem to describe his sufferings, hoping that the examiner would pity him in his later years and complete his bitter ambition. Unexpectedly, he learned to read paper and was amazed, but he refused because of the assistance of pens and numbers. The original poem said that "old boys began to cry" and criticized that "I love to cry." I studied outside the window for forty years. Criticism: "(unfinished)" Today, Sendai still scolds me, "Criticism: (of course)" Go home and die. "criticism: (damn it).

Once teaching my son was delayed, the master said, "My family is poor, and it is rude to my husband!" " The teacher said, "No matter how modest you are, you can be a down-to-earth servant." The host said, "Is it okay to eat vegetables?" Say, "Yes." The host said, "There is nothing in the room. If you sweep the courtyard and open and close the door, can the old man do it? " Say, "Yes." He said, "If a family member or daughter-in-law wants to buy odds and ends, what about Mr. Qu and his party?" Say, "Yes." The master said, "What a blessing!" The teacher said, "The servant also has something to say. I hope the master will not be surprised. " What did the host ask? The teacher said, "I am ashamed that I didn't learn to listen when I was young!" " The host said, "What are you modest about?" The teacher said, "I dare not cheat, but I really don't know a word."

Blackmail to make money, Shu people call it a horde. Wenguang is good at knocking nails. When he saw Lifeman show a little respect at the edge of the pan pool, he stepped forward and said in horror, "I am good at relieving myself at the edge of the pan pool at school. This is impolite. " Doodle: "Take it to Minglun Hall to pay attention to Chu, and give a warning to the disrespectful." Student Yang Zhi said: "Students are willing to admit punishment for a temporary mistake." Guang said, "fortunately, this is a small gift. If it is a big gift, it will be fined twelve taels of silver. Xiao Gongqi. " The trainee said, "I have a piece of silver on me, which weighs twelve taels. I am willing to halve it. " Guang: "Why divide it? Give it all to me. " The hygienist said, "The teacher made it clear that a small gong is five taels, so why twelve taels?" Wen Guang said, "Why don't you give it all to me, and then let you pay a big tribute next to Chi Pan, so that you can have five taels. Don't tell outsiders that I am afraid of violating the study rules. "

A man with a fierce wife knows a lot about books. Her husband wanted to marry a concubine, but he said, "It is said that Qi people have wives and concubines." The wife said, "If you do this, I will be more monogamous." Her husband said, "Is it true?" The wife replied: "The Cheng family in Henan." It's not difficult for my husband to laugh. The other wife is fierce and cunning. Every time her husband talks about concubines, she always says, "My family is poor, how can I afford to buy concubines?" If there is gold, there is only life. The husband took the money from the man and said to his wife, "Here is the money, please find a concubine." The wife put her gold in her sleeve and said, "I'd rather get smaller now, so the gold can buy me." "Nothing is difficult for a husband.

A countryman, as a policeman, is on duty at the gate of the yard. When the prefect came to see him, he knelt down and said, "Come in, old man." If you are angry, you will be blamed ten times. The next day, the satrap came to report: "Father Jin Zu." According to the monarch and responsibility. On the third day, the satrap came again, and he wanted to read the local dialect and the text. He reported, "The day before yesterday, yesterday and today."

Some people shave their heads in the shop, while others shave their heads in a hurry. When they finished, they paid extra money for it. Another day passed, and he shaved his head hard, redoubled his efforts and was considerate in everything. Now that he has done so, he has given him less money. He refused to accept: "The last time I rashly shaved my head, I was generously shaved. How did this happen? " The man said, "I gave you my present capital before." Today's level is the previous level. "

Lu is very talkative, and having a neighbor is not funny. His friend said, "If you can make her laugh and scold, I will enjoy you with food and wine." One day, a dog was lying in the front door and the right door of a woman's house. Lu Xiangzhi knelt down and said, "Grandpa!" Women don't feel funny when they see it. Lu Fuyang said to her: "Mom!" The woman heard it and cursed it.

My wife likes drinking, but she refuses to agree with me again and again. She scolded me: "There are seven things to open the door: firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Have you ever seen a word to describe wine? " The wife said, "wine is used before opening the door." You must buy it overnight. How can you put it in the door? "

A student who is good at playing the piano tastes that he is unhappy without a bosom friend. One day, I had nothing to do and played the piano for fun. Suddenly I heard a sigh from my neighbor, and I was overjoyed. I thought it was a bosom friend, so I knocked at the door. My neighbor said, "There is no other dead child who can save the world and play catkins for a living. Today, guests drum this, which is cool. I didn't feel sad when I heard it. "

Mrs. Fang is jealous, afraid of jealousy, and dare not take a concubine. After Taizong gave orders, he called his wife and told her that he was a concubine. Now there is a custom that the emperor will have a beautiful woman. The lady insisted on not returning, and the emperor was afraid that he would pour the wine and said, "If so, it would be rebellion. You should drink this pigeon. " The lady did it at once, without leaving any difficulties. The emperor said, "I'm still afraid, not to mention Ling Xuan?"

Yong Dong is very filial, and God arranged for a fairy to marry him. When the fairies sent them away, they all said, "Come here. If there is a filial person, please send a letter. "