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Complete works of ancient poetry and interesting couplets
Hey! Where to shoot?
Oh! They celebrate the New Year.
(Land Temple Alliance)
There are many jokes in this street;
My parents never say anything.
(Satire Land Temple Association)
My sweetheart's eldest brother and third brother;
Wu Dong in the Northern Wei Dynasty was a thorn in his side.
(Shandong Jining Guandi Temple Alliance)
Only a little difference between life and death can you enter the temple to pay homage to the emperor;
If there is no light, why burn incense?
(Jiangsu Rugao Guandi Temple Alliance)
Even if money is hard to buy;
You should know that no medicine can cure poverty.
(A god of wealth, a god of medicine, also worships the temple)
It is futile to laugh at these children;
To tolerate a big belly is to be superior
(Title Maitreya Trade Union)
There are people in front of us who love each other. Why don't you laugh?
There are many unbearable things in the world, so why not tolerate them?
(Zhenjiang Jiao Shan Tomi Union)
There is an empty bag near here. If the bag can hold the past and present, why not open it and show it to everyone?
There is a small pestle on that hand, and the industry can't afford it. Just put it down, not just haha.
(Bag Monk Temple Association)
Ruthless under the whip, doing evil in the Ming dynasty;
He has eyes on his head, so we can see that he is cheating in the dark.
(Guiyang Qianling Mountain Lingguan Dianlian)
Behind him is a clear distinction between right and wrong, and the blind girl village Weng talks nonsense;
At present, it is quite lively, and a talent is a few cents.
(Wuxian Tang Yin Cilian)
Hurriedly suffer, a debt to make up;
Honest and patient, knocking at the door in the middle of the night is not surprising.
(Yunnan Shiping City God Temple Alliance)
Be a good person, with peace of mind and stable dreams;
Do something good and learn from ghosts and gods.
(Shanghai Yuyuan City God Temple Alliance)
May all lovers be well, jack shall have Jill;
This is destiny takes a hand, don't miss the marriage.
(Hangzhou Yuelao Temple Alliance)
To be a good person, loyal ministers and dutiful sons have been rewarded since ancient times;
Don't worry, please see how the big rape ends.
(Shandong Jiaozhou Chenghuang Temple Alliance)
Mo Dao is an empty net, and you must be down-to-earth if you want to come in;
Pay attention to the fork in the road. If you go wrong, you will fall into a deep pit.
(Yunnan Heqing Longhua Mountain Temple Alliance)
Still not up? Even lazy people make excuses for such efforts;
Why not fall asleep? In this era, you will be happy if you have a good dream.
(Lanzhou Wuquanshan Sleeping Buddha Temple Alliance)
What spirit do I have that even my own fractures and peeling are hard to cure;
Why respect it? It is very serious to ask a doctor to prescribe medicine.
(Hunan Shuangfeng Ancestral Temple Alliance)
I used to do a lot of evil and kill people with scriptures. It can be seen that Yamaraja is afraid of monks;
This life is a good thing, paper can't wrap it up, you have to know that Buddha loves money.
(Fujian Yongding Jinfeng Yitan Association)
(2) Pavilion Fun Association
Don't be careless when going up;
Be careful when you come down.
(Wudang Nantianmen Alliance)
They are all reading heroes;
There is a god who dozes off
(Hubei Huanggang Narcissus Pavilion Alliance)
Come, sit halfway up the mountain;
Walk five miles to heaven.
(Jiuhuashan Diaoyutai Federation)
Come up, it is superior;
Looking at the distance, my eyes are wide open.
(Lu Tinglian)
Come and sit here, regardless of you and me;
Go and have a rest and go your separate ways.
(Lu Tinglian)
There is a road where Qixin goes up;
Surrounded by mountains, I look at each other with special respect when I come back.
(Suzhou Lingyanshan Land Machinery Pavilion Alliance)
Step by step carefully, beware of the narrow road ahead;
Look at the layers, you should know the height of the mountain behind you.
(He Huan Loulian, Xiushan, Tonghai, Yunnan)
All four are empty, sit for a moment, without dividing you and me;
There are two roads at both ends. Have a drink, west and east respectively.
(Luoyang Gudao Tea Pavilion)
See you later, and then don't forget today's language;
The future is infinite, and you must ask people to move forward.
(Yuanyuan Hall, Shidong, Qiyang, Hunan)
The road ahead is vast, sit for a moment and walk north and south;
It's sunny, have a drink, whether it's cold or hot.
(Liaolian, Wujiang Pavilion, Hunan)
Everywhere, where to go, seeking two meals, distinguishing evil from right;
In perfect order, who is the guest and who is the master, eat a bowl and run around.
(Guangzhou Sanhenjing Tea Pavilion Alliance)
(3) Other subvented organizations
If you have any heart, you must go to another party;
Don't come here without a big face.
(Title: Old Office Trade Union)
I have been wronged, too. Dare I forget that day?
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