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Book shortage, help!
Copywriting:
Nie Weishan, low-key but effectively out of the chart, is a high-tech house. Yin Qianyang, sunshine straw bag, fights five scum but is confident and understanding. Bamboo and horse become lovers, warm and harmless.
Content label: tell it that judges have a soft spot for childhood friends. Protagonist: Nie Weishan and Yin Qianyang.
2. An Zhi I Yi is from north to south.
Copywriting:
Shen Duoyi's parents died unexpectedly when he was a child. Since then, he has lived alone with his grandfather. When he was a teenager, he worked hard as a waiter in an amusement park, and later he came across Qi Shayang, who came to spend money as a teenager. Under misunderstanding, he thought that he was not a serious person and that he could chase after money. Hello again, as if across Qianshan. Qi Shi 'an sat in the senior partner's office in a straight suit, with "serious" written all over his body. Shen Duo's youth has faded, and he has become a senior white-collar worker. The two became superiors and subordinates, discovering the hidden advantages and disadvantages of each other a little, taking root in each other's minds a little, picking up memories and being ambiguous. Mainly for the story many years later, I made a few memories to embellish it when I was a teenager, and I just looked at the waste copy. Double scholar, senior trader x senior actuary. Attack mature and rational long legs, smart and kind.
Content label: I have a soft spot for urban love. Protagonists in the workplace: Qi Shi 'an and Shen Duoyi
3. Lin Zhiluo's "30 Days of Stirring Agreement"
Copywriting:
Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi, two school grass of F University, have to compete in all aspects. From looks to talents to popularity and even the number of abdominal muscles, even the women who are chasing are the same. But these two school girls who thought they loved each other were completely hurt by this woman. So they decided to take revenge on society-they stirred up the base. Two middle school teenagers decided to attack and attack by throwing coins, agreed on 30 days of sexual agitation, and professionally downloaded a copy of "30 Things Couples Should Do" from the Internet, ready to make love according to the standard procedure. For example, we watch movies together ... Hey, when you see the horror scene, can you lean on my shoulder? Put your hand in your pocket to keep warm ... hey, wouldn't it be a pity if you came out without a military coat? ..... Two straight men stuttered under an unreliable couple's guide, but made countless oolong. In 30 days, the agreement ends, but can two people really go back to the past as if nothing had happened?
Attack and attack are determined by the number of abdominal muscles, haha!
Content label: urban love tells it to the judge: Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi.
4, Gu Gu's "Very Soft and Sweet"
Copywriting:
If you hate him, spoil him to death and watch his jokes. Maybe it's a strange double arrow. The fierce and handsome attack X is soft and sweet, and Wen Er Oda has one.
Content label: urban love sweet pet protagonist: Zhao Dongsheng, Ruan Tian.
5, the fifth army "rival in love"
Copywriting:
Lu Yuan and Zhou Yu liked the same person in high school, so they have always been difficult to get along with. The two men struggled everywhere, stumbling each other, and then made up temporarily and fell in love together ... until one day Zhou Yu transferred to another school, and they suddenly broke contact. After years of class reunion, the male god and Zhou Yu appeared together. Lu Yuan vowed: "I want to chase the male god, don't rob me." Zhou Yu said, "I won't fight you." "I have a new lover."
Content label: urban love has a special liking. Tell it to the judge. The protagonists: Lu Yuan, Zhou Yu.
6. "Love" in the pickle jar
Copywriting:
When they went deep into the flower field, Jin said, "I came here for the fourth time a few days ago, and I didn't want to step on a flower." Kim's hand was taken away from Qiao Ran's shoulder, and Qiao Ran cried his nose red. Kim kissed his face and squatted down with others. He stretched out his hand and stirred the dirt on the ground, pulling Joe to run away with him. Qiao Ran touched something in the soil and wanted to clean it up. Kim took out the small box and gently opened it. Inside, a pair of rings sparkled in the sun. "I came here for the fifth time today, and I came back to my side. I thank fate and everything. Ten years ago today, he cried and asked me if I could stay with him. At that time, he was only 24 years old, and I didn't know how to promise him a lifetime. Today I really want to ask him if he can wear a ring if he doesn't want to get married. " Qiao Ran squatted on the ground and sobbed. Without saying a word, he took out a ring with trembling hands, grabbed Kim's hand and eagerly put it on his ring finger. Then before Kim acted, he took out another one and put it directly in his hand. He cried speechless, and the whole person was shaking. Kim patted him on the back, pinched his ear and comforted him silently. It took Qiao Ran a long time to calm down, dry the tears on her face, and looked up to reveal a sweet smile, much like the bright appearance when they first met. "Originally ... turned out to be Jin Shifu. I'm Qiao Ran, the eldest son of the Qiao family. You are so beautiful, can you take me home? "
Silent and affectionate attack x beauty infatuated rebirth/not long/fleshy
Content label: Rebirth for the second time around the sad love protagonists: Jin and Qiao Ran ()
7. Soap opera "The Night Clock"
Copywriting:
I caught a glimpse of it when I was a teenager. In the bright blue color spectrum in the middle of the night, I began to be pierced by sharp ice, and the deep cobalt blue infiltrated in, engulfing his original blue layer, blending and changing, and finally becoming deeper blue in various shades-how beautiful! Think in the middle of the night -This article is a little quiet, a little warm, quiet and so on.
Content label: urban love sweet pet protagonist: Ai Sangeng, Luo Yue
8. "When local giants meet real giants".
Copywriting:
Xie Xinze, the son of a rich man, was mistaken for a secret service by local tyrant Bin Xu. Xie Xinze: Hehe, it's interesting to make money by face for the first time. They hit it off carelessly, and Xu Bin, who didn't know the truth, even entered a golden house. Xie Xinze: Did you overdo it? But I couldn't stop ~ after a long time, the two slept out the truth. Xu Bin: Do you want to get married and have children? However, things are not so simple ... N years later, when they meet again, Xie Xinze discovers that Bin Xu's son is a replica of his childhood. Xie Zha: Is this my son? Your brother Bin: It's none of your business. Get out!
Content label: strong children, wealthy families, cool literary protagonists: Xu Bin, Xie Xinze.
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