Jokes about the game Dragon Eight Branches

Play the highest level of Tianlong Babu! Laugh! Never put money on me, put it in my schoolbag, and tell my parents that if I bring too much money, it will be gone when I die, and my parents will scold me.

When I got to school, I asked the doorman how many gangs I should join, and he kicked me out with the best broom.

I went to buy breakfast and asked if there were any gourds or velvet pills in the breakfast shop. The boss called me crazy, but I didn't have breakfast.

The first history lesson: I fell asleep in class because I played Tianlong at home all night last night. I am always called by history and ask, "Who attacked Yuanmingyuan?" A: "We didn't attack it, but we were attacked by gang 0? Attacked by 1 gang. "

In the second quarter, physical education class came last in the long-distance race. The teacher asked the reason and answered, "cut".

In the third Chinese class, the composition paper was distributed, and the score was 0, because every sentence was preceded by "#3" or "#Y" or "/",which confused the teacher.

In the fourth biology class, the teacher asked me to name several creatures on the earth, and answered "Alpine white ape, bumblebee, lightning leopard, mountain spider, road thief, ghost-faced dwarf" and was sent out of the classroom.

I had a rest at noon, ran to the playground with the horn of the publicity room and shouted to sell gems and suits. I was called to the principal's office by the principal, intending to be invisible, but the principal's rank was too high to be found.

When I came home from school, I saw my mother trying on a new gold necklace and said, "Garbage, throw it away. You should wear a suit and play with jewelry at this level. " As a result, you were punished for not eating dinner.

Because I didn't eat two meals a day, I felt weak and dizzy, so I had to meditate in my room.

Seeing my father come in with food, I said happily, "Tuan?" "Quick+++",the angry father took the food away again!

My mother got angry when she saw that I was so stubborn. Then my father and I took my mother to the hospital. When I went out, I saw my neighbor 10-year-old brother wearing a green trench coat with a toy knife and other partners "pk" and said, "God, you must be a RMB player at such a low grade." My father turned around and slapped me.

After arriving at the hospital, the doctor wanted to test the thermometer for his mother. I said, "How many grades did EM fail? Didn't you practice pure heart? " The doctor's HP immediately dropped by n liters, and his father hit him several times in the face.

Dad asked me to go to the canteen to buy rice. Seeing so many people in the canteen, I had a whim and shouted, "Seek the Third Ring Road, and don't come to the efficiency team to ask for garbage." As a result, the chef scolded her for being nervous, and her father scolded her before the meal was finished.

On the way back, I saw a fierce German shepherd in the reception room. I thought it was a three-level variation. If I have a good personality, I will type some high books, so I went over to unlock its rope and said to it, "Let's go to the treasure cave to practice to 10 first, and then identify our growth." I didn't expect it not to accompany me to the treasure cave, but also "pk" me on the spot.

I fell to the ground and said gloomily, "TMD, it turned out to be double height." I didn't expect it to be so powerful, so I lived in a ward with my mother!