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The classic lines of Parr's love letter

Classic lines of Love Letters from Beijing and Seattle;

Tang Wei:

1, identify gamblers:

Real gamblers, no one wears tight jeans to the gambling table, tourists

Wear eight wolves and dare to beat a gambler of 2.5 thousand with one hand.

Billions of people cashed in casinos, VIP rooms can't afford to play, gamblers.

Let me squeeze into such a small room all my life. I might as well be a pigeon.

3. I bet he is Gai Lou, a perfect match. We made two favorite things for China people.

4. (Lu Yi and Liu Zhihong are both principals)

Learning to bully is good, learning to bully is glorious, and learning to bully is the most popular among girls.

5. No matter who said it, there are only a few steps in life. If you can't catch up, you will miss it.

6. One night of excitement in rolled sheets may be exchanged for a night of screaming.

7. (You can compare the image of Tang Wei's short hair with that of Wu Xiubo's professor, and compare each other's imagined appearance) But being such a good teacher is not attractive. I've met many old-school men like you. You have the same textbooks and jokes all your life. You spy on female classmates every day, and you don't have the guts to write messy letters to kill time. You are so boring.

8. A letter is a pair of eyes thousands of miles away. It can see your heart, whether it's dangerous thoughts or obscene desires.

9. Don't be afraid to work hard, don't be expensive, and don't daydream.

10, because my deep love hurts too much, I let my heart out without reservation, and I am afraid that I will heal myself one day.

1 1, go home and be bleak everywhere. Is anyone here? Bamboo straw sandals are lighter than horses, and a misty rain will last a lifetime? .

12, it's too dark to see the starlight, and the sentence "live to die" is too strong. I'm not afraid of death. There's nothing in life that I can't get through.

13, professor, have you ever seen seagulls preying? A flock of seagulls flew around the coast, saw the fish under the water, closed their wings and plunged in, which was simply a death wish. Falling into the water like a free fall, no matter what, it's like love, but some of them return with full load and some get nothing.

14, lose again, fail again, and then try to make your failure look better.

Wu Xiubo:

1, hitting on people who don't want to roll sheets are hooligans.

If you teach your eyes no hatred, you don't believe there are hoary heads in the world.

Born alone, this is the world.

4. It is better to hate people than water, and make waves casually.

The reality is bloody, so all the so-called relationships are self-deception. These illusions are drugs that paralyze the nerves and sunglasses that make you unable to see the smog in Beijing. Love is just a hormonal imbalance, just like a cold, so it's normal to be lovelorn, so don't care at all.

6, don't talk about feelings, it hurts money.

Talking about love is really not my strong suit. Now, from holding hands to going to bed in one fell swoop, since love can do it, who will say?

8. Does it hurt? Pain is always heartbreaking, but if you don't try again, how do you know if that person is the right one?

9. I used to think that being a cactus and stabbing people had nothing to do with me. Now I find that stabbing others hurts me more.

Introduction:

Jiao Ye (Tang Wei)/Kloc-immigrated to Macau with his father at the age of 0/5. Since then, he has settled in Las Vegas and become a casino publicist. Live a precarious, homeless and impoverished life. Daniel (Wu Xiubo), a Beijing-based Daniel, has been rolling around in the United States for many years, becoming one of the best real estate agents in California. He is also a bachelor with many female companions. Jiao Ye got up one day and saw a book on his head called No.84 Charing Cross Road, which was homophonic. Lose? Master Jiao was so angry that he threw the book away several times that he didn't expect to come back. In desperation, he had to send it according to the address in the book. Coincidentally, Daniel also sent the book to the same address because of the trouble. Bookstore owners at 84 Charing Cross Road are also idle, sending letters to each other. After receiving the book, the two confused people gradually became soul mates from each other's unhappiness through subsequent correspondence.

Jiao Ye's love affair with Xueba (), the rich Deng () and the poet Zufeng ended without results. Daniel accosted two foreign women and was abandoned.

In order to get a house for a couple of Chinese old people (Qin Pei and Wu Yanshu) who live in Los Angeles, Daniel lived abroad since childhood, but he is quite proficient in China's ancient poetry and culture. In addition, his eloquence unexpectedly won the trust of his eccentric but well-read grandfather. Daniel took two old people to Las Vegas to mend their wedding.

Grandpa was very angry and was hospitalized after learning the truth that Daniel was close to them. Daniel, who had feelings in the process of getting along with the old man, felt guilty and was rejected by his grandfather for many visits. In a blink of an eye, the grandson who was far away from NASA could not reunite with his grandparents, so he had to make a video call. But his grandparents can't understand these high technologies. With grandpa's acquiescence, grandma called Daniel. Facing grandpa who hasn't completely eliminated his anger, grandma said? Only good children can go home and watch TV? The relationship between the two people gradually eased.