Funny quotations from drinking.

In China, alcohol is indispensable for many times. Here I have compiled some funny quotations about drinking. Let's have a look.

1. The biggest sorrow is: I love what's in the cup, but I'm sorry I'm ignorant.

2. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

3. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

4. People can walk in rivers and lakes without drinking. If they see rough roads, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.

5. Miss, two pots of 25-degree alcohol.

6. If you don't get drunk, you can't solve the sorrow of missing Cui Hua.

7. I drank too much with the leaders and other people. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

8. Alas, if you drink like this, you won't get drunk. Who will sleep beside the road?

9. The hangover medicine my wife bought on her wedding day can only be kept for her son for 18 years.

1. It wasn't until one day when I vomited that my friend took mineral water to gargle that I realized that I had been drinking boiled water.

11. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. What's so rare about me?

12, the biggest pain-how to drink without getting drunk, can't get drunk, can only pay the bill.

13. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

14. If people don't pour me, I won't pour people; If people pour me, I will pour others!

15. Wine people, only wine people, are the driving force to promote the development of wine culture!

16. There are 1.3 billion people in the world. Can we not drink?

17. Only if you are drunk and ambitious, dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

18. It is not difficult for a person to drink once, but it is difficult to drink all his life.

19. Drink to prosper the country! Drinking power! Drinking is invincible!

2. Drink well! The wine is delicious! Drink good wine! Drink the wine!

21, Lao tze want to drink today, revolutionary wine every day.

22. To live in China, you must learn two sentences: "cheers" or "drink to the bottom". This is a very important means of communication, without which you will be unable to move. Things that foreigners must learn when living in China

23. Be willing to contribute to the revolution. The revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and the red eyes and stomach are damaged, and the memory is greatly reduced. Drinking people's eyes, drinking units lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and my wife complained to the discipline inspection Committee. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand and it was not right to drink or not! My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget; My wife sued the women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day; The wife sued the joint meeting of the municipal party Committee, and the secretary of the municipal party Committee said: We will hold a memorial service for him after drinking to death.

24. Those who can drink one or two drinks two, so that friends are generous enough! Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, so that the gay party can be cultivated! I will drink half a catty and drink a catty, so my buddy is the most intimate! Those who can drink a catty and a bucket will be promoted to vice president later! If you can drink a barrel, you can drink a jar, and the winery director will let you be it!

25, can't drink, no future. Drink nine quantities at a time and focus on training. Drink only drinks, not leaders. Can drink or not lose, leading secretary. If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect. Too little drinking makes it hard to find talents. Run halfway, it's still early for promotion. Leading the whole process, leading the future.

26. There won't be a bottle left per person. These brothers are finance! Can do 225 in one bite, this person must be a country! You're not drunk after drinking eight taels. This man is a fucking national tax! Don't shout tired for three meals a day, these brothers are local taxes! If you get drunk every day, you won't get hurt. Your brother is probably in the town! You can drink a catty at the beginning, and you must be a PLA man!

27, white wine, beer and red wine, it must be a leader! I am not afraid of drinking anything, and the leader must be in the National People's Congress! Drink all day without complaining! I don't stop drinking all night, and my brother works in the CPPCC! You are only allowed to drink Maotai, the leader of the Central Committee! Drinking and talking about friendship are definitely brothers! If you don't drink seriously, it may be a doctor! Drinking and educating people is definitely Dionysus! Playing crazy after drinking may be a migrant worker! I'm not afraid of people after drinking, man. I'm pretending to be god!

28. Touch the elegant drinking, sip the literate drinking, moisten the tasteful drinking, smell the innovative drinking, shake the personalized drinking and shake the self-control drinking.

29. The core forces leading the rise of wine prices are the senior cadres of the Party and the senior executives of state-owned enterprises. The theoretical basis guiding us to fight in wine fields is that small wines do small things, big wines do big things, and good wines do good things! No wine, no work.

3. A person can drink a lot, but as long as he has the spirit of not being afraid of getting drunk, he is an insider, a real person, an emotional person, a person who is free from his wife's oppression, a person who is beneficial to stimulating consumption, and a person who is free from low-grade taste!