Positive morning meeting starter jokes

Positive morning meeting opening jokes

Positive morning meeting opening jokes. Many companies hold morning meetings in the morning, which can boost morale. Below are some positive morning meeting opening jokes that I have compiled for you. Take a look at them and share them with your colleagues.

Positive Morning Meeting Opening Jokes 1

1. Happy Opening: Say hello + a little joke

Dear friends, good morning! My name is Morning meeting on the same day,

2. Discipline promotion:

Before the morning meeting begins, I still remember to remind everyone to adjust your sitting posture and turn your mobile phone to vibrate or turn it off. , Okay, hello again: Good morning, dear friends! (Good)

3. As the saying goes: Without rules, nothing can happen.

A first-class team must have a first-class demeanor. Let us take a look at the attendance status and our requirements. The response to the call is exciting and loud, and the standing movements are uniform. All teams are asked to be prepared and applause and encourage! Let us give a warm applause to ourselves and our team who are working hard.

4. Sing the national anthem (singing the company song):

(Cross-word) The sun is shining every day Only when we are new can history vigorously move forward. Only when we are new every day can we meet the challenges of the times and stand at the forefront of the life insurance industry. Today is another beginning of expectations and a new beginning. Let us face the rising sun, cheer up, and sing the national anthem (the song of the company). Please all stand up.

5. Rhythmic Morning Exercise:

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Keep your goals firmly in mind and never relax. Whenever we hear "Forward", which has a powerful rhythm and is full of modern youthful atmosphere, we can't help but want to stretch our muscles and muscles. Next, we will ask our dynamic dancing star of the day to perform. Everyone, take the lead, please come out with applause... Partners (3 people) (music, applause and thanks), please prepare the sound effects!

6. Good news report:

After dancing to the cheerful song "Forward", let us pay attention to yesterday's achievements and after a day of hard work. , one of our partners has become a dazzling star today. Next, please stand up and accept everyone’s applause and congratulations! Partner XXXX pieces XXXXX yuan! Another round of applause and congratulations to the above partners for their outstanding achievements in placing orders!

7. Sharing of experience:

We say that every insurance policy is hard-won, and every success comes from our efforts, and The fastest way to success is to imitate success. Next, let us walk into the mental journey of XXX partners, with the help of your enthusiastic hands, applause to the industry champion partners! (1-3 people, be sure to summarize after the column ends)

8. Information window:

The sound of wind, rain, reading; national affairs, family affairs, world affairs, listening to world news, Read the world's articles and let's walk into today's world affairs together! Applause to our fellow information guides! Applause please! (Summary outline)

9. Special topic discussion (packaging: title, emphasis, person, name):

Today’s topic column is only open for you again, this day is for everyone The topic brought out is "A"; what exactly is A? Why do A? But how can we do A well? As a business representative, what does doing a good job mean to us? We are very honored to invite Partner T (manager, teacher, the same below) to bring us today's topic. Partner T joined the company in XX and won XX in XX activities. He has a very unique way of thinking about A. Insights, next, with the help of your enthusiastic hands, applause, please T partners!

Summary:

A person’s attitude will affect daily behavior, and when the behavior is changed, the old thinking mode will be changed. In fact, when you look at it in a different way and perspective When the problem arises, everything will be easily solved. Partner T tells us: XXXXXXXXX! Let us once again thank our T partners with warm applause!

10. Announcement of the decree:

On this day, Director H (manager) of our company also took time out of his busy schedule to come to our workplace, and he had important matters To announce our announcement, please give me a round of applause, Director H (Manager),

11. Business Contact:

It’s our daily business contact time again, A round of applause, Manager Song!

12. Work Instructions:

We all know that the leaders of the company are always busy all day long for the interests of their partners, the development of the team, and the glory of the company. On this day, M of our company The manager also took the trouble to come to our morning meeting. Next, I would like to invite all partners to give us the warmest applause and ask Manager M to give us work instructions!

13. Simple beat:

Our team is working hard and our team is full of vigor. It is because of you, me, him, and all of us, because We are enjoying happiness every day. As the morning meeting comes to an end, let us all enter the simple rhythm of the day. Applause is invited to XXX partners!

14. Group Motivation:

Today’s morning meeting will end immediately. (If there is any notice, please put it here) - Today’s cheering slogan It is "We go together through wind and rain, everyone breaks zero, come on, come on! YE!" When I call out to all the outstanding partners, please cheer for this day with me! Please all stand up, all outstanding partners: "We are going through wind and rain, everyone is breaking zero, come on! Come on! YE!" (Dear partners, start from there, set out from there, we are about to embark on our own journey, no matter the turbulent waves ahead Empty, or stormy waves, we will not look back, weather the storm, let each of us light the lamp of our hearts, together light up our brilliant starry sky, let each of us together write our infinite A regretful life, seize every minute of life, and go all out for the dreams in our hearts. How can we see a rainbow without going through wind and rain? No one can succeed casually. Friends, let us stand side by side, hold hands, and sing in unison. "Real Heroes",) Please each team separately hold a second morning meeting, a positive morning meeting opening joke 2

1. Please follow me below to pay attention to the weather conditions: Today..., spring is blooming. , the grass is long and the orioles are flying, the sun is bright, the birds are chirping and the flowers are fragrant... (the drizzle is falling; the autumn air is crisp; the auspicious snow is falling...) The good weather is very suitable for us to develop our business. I wish everyone will visit more and gain a lot this day!

2. Maintaining good workplace order is a good quality of every Hezhong employee. Before the morning meeting begins, we would like to remind everyone to turn off our communication tools or adjust them to silent mode. Please do not move around during the morning meeting. Friends who have the habit of smoking, please bear with it for the time being (give everyone 30 seconds to adjust their mobile phones)

3. Next, I would like to ask everyone to stand up, let us be grateful, and read the company's motto together...

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4. Let us continue to sing "A Family Who Loves Each Other" in unison with full of affection... Through everyone's affectionate singing in unison, let us strengthen our confidence that "Join Jiahe, and everything will be prosperous for our family", let us We spread our wings and fly in the harmonious family of "a family that loves each other"! (Monday's national anthem: "The sons and daughters of China have many miraculous aspirations, and they dare to teach the sun and the moon to change the sky." Every descendant of the Yan and Huang Dynasties will concentrate their efforts, work hard, Let us sing the "National Anthem of the People's Republic of China" with deep affection...)

5. Exercise and strengthen your physique. A healthy body can lead to better health To create a perfect tomorrow, let us dance the joyful morning exercise "XXX" together. Friends who can dance are invited to come on stage and lead everyone to dance the melody of youth! (Wait for the leader to stand and start the morning exercise),

Everyone, please take a seat. A joyful (passionate, melodious, affectionate, exciting...) morning exercise brings happy emotions to everyone. Thank you to the partners who are leading the exercise. Let us express our gratitude with applause. !

(Dedication time, attendance report) Please ask the very dedicated teacher XXX to do the attendance check for us

6. "The sound of wind and rain can be heard by the sound of reading; family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs It is the responsibility of each of our insurance practitioners to pay attention to current affairs, be dedicated to work, and improve our service levels. Next, let us welcome our famous "Jiahe News Network" senior host XXX partner with the warmest applause Come on! (The host of "Jiahe News Network" comes on stage to host). Based on the news materials, let us briefly summarize it. Let us thank our XXX partners again!

7. Compare who is a hero and who is a good man on the dragon and tiger list. Next, everyone uses the warmest applause to invite the respected manager XX to announce today’s performance list! (Thank you very much XXX The performance analysis that the manager brought to everyone made us devote ourselves to this day's visit with full enthusiasm and strive to be on the list tomorrow) <

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8. Every achievement reflects the winner’s full confidence in the life insurance industry and the company and their high responsibility for customers. Moreover, every policy will leave shining footprints and Valuable exhibition experience, success has its own way to success. Next, let us invite the exhibition star of the day. He is - the excellent partner of XX Sales Department - XXX! Let us applaud him for his shining debut! (10 points) Thank you XXX partner for your wonderful sharing. Success is hard-won, but mastering skilled exhibition skills can enable us to get twice the result with half the effort. Let us once again give the warmest applause to our exhibition industry today.) Positive energy morning meeting Opening joke 3

Filling in the diary

It’s a new morning and a new start for the day. I believe we will give ourselves a good start and succeed every day. Accumulation, please follow me *** and enter the day's diary filling time. Let us organize the previous day's visit results into the diary in detail, so as to make it easier to make visit plans again. Please continue to be quiet while filling in the diary

Simple beat

Marketing work is repetitive and full of pressure. Therefore, we often advocate happy marketing and wonderful life. Then today’s simple moment is coming, let us devote ourselves wholeheartedly to it. Come and experience the joy ----- simple beats. Today's simple beats will be brought out by the youngest and most energetic partner Zhang Meili in our team. With everyone's warm applause, please invite partner Zhang Meili,

Quchencao not only allows our blood to get sufficient oxygen, but also conveys friendship and happiness between us.

Good news report

Everyone Dear partners, challenges and competitions are coming, and the journey is full of ups and downs. In this great era where the mediocre are mercilessly eliminated and the wise are culled on the battlefield, heroes must pay applause and halo, so let Let’s pay attention to today’s good news report and see who is the hero on the list.

Performance sharing

Friends, on the stage of life insurance, let us Everyone expresses himself, shares success, writes wonderfully, and inspires pride. Below, with the help of your enthusiastic applause, today’s star XXX is invited to tell us the story behind his success.

We often say that successful people The reason for success is because of his open mind, because all people have a diligent mentality, and mentality casts destiny, and attitude determines everything. Only those who constantly look for opportunities, prepare opportunities, and create opportunities are truly strong. Let us once again Thank you with warm applause, XXX partners for sharing with us,

Special Topic Time

Successful experience tells us: "Encouragement is like washing your face, and learning is like eating." This illustrates How important is learning; important time is reserved for important people. Please welcome our special teacher with the warmest applause: Hai Jing, the excellent supervisor of the Sunshine Department,

Business Contact

The brave ones win in the big waves, the losers in the windy deserts. Manager Mei Tao’s special topic gives our partners another magic weapon to defeat the enemy in the smokeless battlefield of life insurance marketing. Let us give back to Manager Mei again. Applause of thanks, the sun has risen, and we are about to go to war. Before we go into battle, let us keep our eyes open, add applause and shouts with enthusiastic eyes, and ask our respected Manager Wang to bring today’s business contacts,

End of cheers

Bid farewell to yesterday and usher in a new journey. We will win new honors in the future struggle. Let us abandon the procrastinating past and usher in the future together. On a new day, let us raise our sails, dominate ourselves, and resound through the sunny sky with the most passionate shouts. Below, please all stand up and jointly read out the motivational slogan for this day: We will not give up until we reach the goal!