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What are the super universities in America?

I read a bunch of TOEFL 1 10+ from Fujitsu school.

Feeling that the dream of a famous school can only be a dream?

Look here, the top universities in America, Top 10,

Although there is no aura of rattan pie, it is super strong!

Next, I will present the official comments of 10 school+folk tucao.

It's so easy to know a famous school in all directions!

1, University of Chicago

Official version

The ranking of the University of Chicago has been rising in recent years, and now it has entered the top three. The popular majors of the University of Chicago are economics, biology, computer and mathematics, among which mathematics includes statistics and applied mathematics. According to the experience of people who have experienced it, the University of Chicago is suitable for people who love learning, preferably those who can enjoy learning. They are calm and can endure loneliness and cold winter. To apply for the University of Chicago, you need to write well. The title of the thesis of the University of Chicago is famous for its eccentricity, and the title is amazing every year.

Rockefeller, the oil king, was founded, and the number of Nobel Prize winners was the second in the United States. It is one of the most prestigious private universities in the United States, and its academic reputation ranks fourth among universities in the United States. Eight/kloc-0 alumni of the University of Chicago won the Nobel Prize, including Chinese physicists Li Zhengdao, Yang Zhenning and Cui Qi.

Tucao edition

The atmosphere in Chicago is too solemn and serious. For example, most students on campus are loners, with a sad face and a hurry. ...

Grades are too strict, GPA is too low, study is too tired, classes are difficult, and homework is difficult. I have been studying and doing my homework, but I still can't pass the exam. Suitable for learning gods.

2. Stanford University

Official version

Stanford University is a dream school for many students. For several years in a row, its admission rate is lower than that of Harvard, and it is more difficult to apply than all rattan schools. Everything that can be admitted is excellent. Compared with Harvard, Yale and Massachusetts, Stanford is not controlled by itself.

Stanford's enrollment will be biased towards people who are innovative and contribute to society. Stanford's dominant majors are natural science, mathematics and physics, as well as engineering schools, such as computer and mechanical engineering. Most of them are optional courses, but writing is a compulsory course. Students have to complete about 180 credits, almost 40 or 50 courses.

Economics and computers are both popular categories with a large number of students. Stanford's employment and entrepreneurship conditions are very good, and graduates majoring in computer and engineering can easily find jobs, adjacent to technology companies such as Silicon Valley.

Tucao edition

It's convenient to find a job ... the school has organized many activities. Such as concerts, speeches, barbecues, football matches, etc. Even streaking culture, this is not much to say, you know.

There is a dormitory called Co-op, the accommodation is cheap, and then students have to take turns cooking and cleaning themselves. What is the experience of cooking for 50 students in one building? ...

Stanford is definitely a holy land for friends who are determined to do IT-related majors or want to start a business. Most people here are talking about starting a business, and the proportion of people who actually do it is much higher than other schools.

3. Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Official version

If your dream school is MIT, you should read this paragraph about undergraduate application on MIT website: When MIT wants to recruit a new undergraduate, it is like choosing 1000 people to form a mountaineering team and climb an interesting and rugged mountain together. We need our team members to have considerable mountaineering training, endurance and passion. At the same time, we also hope that everyone can bring beneficial and fascinating things to this team, which can be good temperament, sense of humor, rich personal experience, and even various personal talents, talents, interests and achievements. We don't emphasize a group of identical perfect climbers. What we are looking for is a group of talents with different abilities, so that they can support each other, surprise each other and inspire each other.

This passage almost tells the essence of undergraduate admission in American universities. The success of Harvard girls is unrepeatable. Once copied, it will lose its own characteristics. For American universities, when they examine the application materials, they want to fully understand a student. They don't like a certain kind of students, but want to find all kinds of people in enrollment. They pay attention to the diversity of the campus. Everyone has his own strengths and can bring more colors to the university.

Tucao edition

Compared with other schools, MIT is really good for students, especially undergraduates. The essence of MIT culture is actually a prank. There are many classic pranks in history, which can be seen in the mon room or the library.

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