Cartoon funny joke contest composition

One night, my friends and I sat on our skateboard and told jokes together.

First of all, Yang Yang told a story. He vividly said: "Once the general inspected the situation during a military exercise, he called a soldier and asked,' How many new recruits have joined the army this year?' The soldier replied,' Wait for the paratroopers to jump down and see,' the general asked.' What marks do they have?' The soldier replied,' Look who has footprints on his ass'. The general continued, "Why? The little soldier replied,' Because they refused to skydive voluntarily, they were driven out by another general. As soon as the voice fell, other partners burst into laughter.

Then Zhu stood up and told a joke. He said slowly, "When is the best time to pick fruit?" Without thinking, Wang said, "It's best to pick fruits when it rains, because the gardener is in the house and the dog is not in the yard." "This time everyone laughed, but also repeatedly praised.

At this time, Binbin stood up bravely and wanted to tell us a joke, saying, "A French officer is chatting with a British officer and an American officer. They chatted about which country's soldiers were the bravest. The French officer spoke first. He said,' Our French soldiers are the bravest. They can jump from a height of five meters. The French soldiers did so, and the British officer said,' It's nothing to jump from five meters. Our soldiers are very brave. They can jump from ten meters. The British soldier did so, only to see the American officer sneer and say,' None of your soldiers are brave, but my soldiers can jump from 50 meters.' The American soldier lowered his head and said to the American officer, "Are you all right?" I want to jump from such a high place. "Are you stupid," said the American officer proudly, "Look, this is really brave. A soldier dares to scold an officer. "Bin Bin just say that finish, everyone rolled with laughter, all dirty.