The opening remarks of the funny host

A successful activity benefits from the fun of hosting. The following is the "opening remarks of funny hosts" I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to read.

Opening remarks of funny hosts 1 (1)

M: Dear leaders, distinguished guests,

Woman: Dear teachers and classmates.

H: Good evening, everyone!

Man: The spring breeze brings good news, and the golden monkey is singing.

W: Look, the sun is shining. That's the gorgeous color of the New Year.

Man: Listen, Jin Zhong Lang Lang, this is the moving melody of the New Year.

Female: Dancing intoxicating red fans, we come from Weishan Lake; Knocking deafening gongs and drums, we came from the foot of xxx Mountain. Looking forward to a bright future, we are full of lofty sentiments.

M: In the past year, under the correct leadership of the Party Committee, the teachers and students of our school kept pace with the times, pioneered and innovated, and the establishment of the college achieved a historic leap. We sincerely say: "Leaders, you have worked hard!"

Woman: Following the rhythm of the times, riding the east wind of the hospital, with the blessing of the New Year and the vision of youth.

Let's get together at this beautiful moment.

Male: xx College performed "Into Spring" on New Year's Day in 20xx.

H: Let's start now!

(2)

Ladies and gentlemen on the scene.

M: The new and old people present.

M: Ladies and gentlemen.

Woman: You old handsome guys.

H: Good evening, everyone!

Male: female! Another year in a blink of an eye. We have been together for x years!

Woman: Yes! Xx company has been established for xx years.

M: To be exact, it was established for x years and x months.

W: During these X years and X months, all of us have worked hard, been unknown and made selfless contributions, taking it as our responsibility to develop and expand Yuezhuo Exhibition. Here, please allow us to express our gratitude to all employees of the company for their efforts and efforts.

M: I won't say thank you. Say something practical. According to the latest news, the exchange rate of RMB against cut cakes has changed greatly today. Up to now, RMB 1 yuan can be converted into 0.00000 1 kg of cut cakes. This year, there are several kilos of cut cakes, and the success rate of marriage proposal is 100%.

Woman: Yes, I won't say that money is rolling in. Congratulations on making a fortune. I wish everyone can buy a few Jin of cut cakes during the New Year.

M: According to the provisions of the Bible, the latest special administrative law in 20xx, "all of us are guilty". Now I sentence you to life imprisonment for happiness, deprive you of the right of repression for life, and confiscate all your pains and troubles. This judgment is final, and it will be executed immediately, and it will take effect immediately. Retreat!

Opening remarks of funny hosts 2 (1)

A: Distinguished guests, leaders and colleagues.

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

B: Following the rhythm of the times, with the warm sunshine in winter and full of joy and excitement, we happily ushered in the passionate 20xx year.

Host A: Today, all the staff of our company get together, full of excitement and joy, to welcome the 20xx New Year's Day party. "

Ho: At this moment of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, we wish you a happy New Year.

Look, the sun is shining. That's the gorgeous color of the New Year.

B: Listen, Jin Zhong Lang Lang, this is the moving melody of the New Year.

A: At this moment, we have already felt the breath of spring.

B: At this moment, we are intoxicated with success and joy.

A: Today, we are gathered here to enjoy the joy brought by fate and enjoy this wonderful time.

B: Today, we gather here to feel the true feelings and melt the ice and snow with love.

A: Today, we are gathered here. Please open your heart and release your passion.

Today, we are gathered here. It will be a sea of joy, and happiness will soar into the sky.

A: Today, we gather together, singing and dancing, sowing spring and summer, harvesting autumn and winter, and thinking about next year.

B: Today, we gather together, full of passion and emotion, telling the past and letting go of hope.

A: In the past year, xx was like a sailing ship, and there was no wind to stir my lonely sail.

B: In the past year, all the staff of xx worked hard and Longwen achieved fruitful results.

Woman: Over the past year, we traffic people have been marching forward with solid steps against the wind, frost and heat. ......

M: In this fleeting year, we traffic people actively responded to the call of the municipal party committee and the municipal government, emancipated our minds and worked hard to write the most beautiful chapter in the development history of xx.

A: In the future, we will make persistent efforts to water the fruits of our bumper harvest with diligence and wisdom.

In the future, we will be full of passion and work hard to meet our bright future.

Let's greet the New Year bell with the most beautiful songs. May tomorrow be even better.

B: Let's paint the beautiful scenery of tomorrow with the most passionate dance. May tomorrow be more brilliant!

A: I send you a thousand blessings, and there are thousands of words in them.

B: Send you 10,000 prayers, which contain my sparkling cups.

A: The 20xx New Year's Party of Gaoping Transportation Management Office is now officially started.

(2)

M: Distinguished guests, dear ladies, lovely girls and all the children at the scene.

Men and women: Hello, everyone!

Woman: Welcome to use the rope music mobile phone. We are a xx family!

Man: I'm He Jiong!

Woman: I'm Zhou Nana!

M: In this issue of xxx, the guests we invited are all big members of Class X, and they are also the big monitor of Class xx.

W: And our beloved xx grade head teacher, Mr. X, and the lovely grade minister xxx.

Opening remarks of funny hosts 3 (1)

M: Leaders, distinguished guests.

Woman: Dear colleagues:

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

Time is like a song, and Hua Guang is like a dream.

Woman: Time flies like water.

Man: The sound of harvest gongs and drums awakens brand-new years.

Woman: The blooming cold plum writes down the information of spring.

365 unforgettable days in 20xx years have slipped away from the flying snowflakes through people's fingers.

W: Year after year, everything changes, and we are about to enter the 20xx year full of expectation and charm.

M: On this connecting day, we get together and hold a happy and peaceful party to celebrate our achievements and look forward to our future. Here, let us express our heartfelt thanks to our customers who have always supported us.

Woman: At the same time, I would like to extend my sincere greetings to all the staff and say:

You have worked hard!

W: I wish you all good health, good luck and happy work in the new year! Happy family!

(2)

Woman: Sing away the old year.

Man: Dancing He Xinchun.

Woman: Dear colleagues.

H: Good afternoon, everyone!

M: Next xx, I will pay tribute to you in your early years. Happy Spring Festival, I give you xx's blessing, xx's sweetness, xx's luck, xx's health, xx's happiness, xx's mood, xx's comfort, xx's happiness and xx's life!

Female: Next xx, the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rabbit is auspicious. Gold X has money at home, fat X wishes you a long life, milk X gives you health, plowing X wishes you Man Cang food, red X wishes you success in your career, and rabbit X hopes you have a long love!

M: The last 20xx years were the year when the company wrote about historical sites.

W: The company was founded and the xxx crisis, and the whole industry was frightened by the cold winter.

M: The company has sustained and steady development and achieved good results.

Woman: With hardship, joy is accompanied by sweat. Sincerely say to you:

Dear colleagues, you have worked hard.

Woman: In every busy day, a brand-new 2020 is ushered in unconsciously!

Let's get together and think about a better tomorrow. at present

Together: xx Company's 20xx Annual Meeting officially begins!