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Mom, what is happiness?
Happiness is understanding.
I knocked over the milk cup and it was all over the table. Actually, I didn't mean to. I just want you to have a sip of hot milk, too. Instead of blaming me, you poured another cup of hot milk, one for you and one for me.
2. Happiness is satisfaction
You bought me a pair of shoes, clothes, trousers and skirts. What else do you need to buy? I shook my head, a pair of shoes can make me walk all over the streets, clothes and pants can make me shy and warm, and skirts can make me the most beautiful girl in the crowd.
3. Happiness is a hug
I am in a bad mood. Nobody talks to me. You didn't talk to me, just quietly held me in your arms. I heard your gentle heartbeat, drumming, and I feel much better.
4. Happiness is gone
I miss my elephant very much in kindergarten. It must be lonely to be alone at home. Maybe it misses me, too. Don't worry, elephant! When I come home from school, I will hug you immediately!
5. Happiness is tacit understanding
When I told you that I ate a big bowl of rice today, you said: What a coincidence, you also ate a big bowl of rice today. When I told you, I missed you today. You said: What a coincidence, I was thinking about you today.
6. Happiness is companionship
Do you want to play a game? Of course.
Can you watch TV with me? Of course.
Can you sleep with me? Of course.
Can you stay with me? Sure!
Mom, I am so happy!
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