Classic humorous sentences that make your girlfriend happy.

I won't allow you to be angry. You will be happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

You are my first and last love.

Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.

Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

6. Some things can easily become inertia, just like playing games. If you don't want to stop and lie down, you don't want to get up. If I like you, I won't want to let go.

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

8. Don't ask me why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.

9. People are so strange that they don't say anything when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.

10. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.

There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately.

12. Please cherish every opportunity you have and seize every moment that belongs to you! ! I will always belong to you! Miss you, my love!

13. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

14. For a woman, money is not the key, but you can accompany her at every critical moment.

15. With my sincerity, I will wait for your sincerity, and I will never give up; Win your heart with my sincerity, even if the sky falls, I won't change my mind; Write this message with my infatuation and look forward to getting your heart! Wish you a happy life!

16. I am stubborn by nature and have a clear love and hate. So I like you, not on a whim, nor because I don't agree with you.

17. The spring breeze kissed you and you smiled; Rose kisses you, and you are happy; Mosquitoes kiss you and you applaud; I kiss you, you are happy. Hehe, today is Valentine's Day. Kissing you is not negotiable!

18. I'm going to sleep, because all my dreams are about you.

19. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

Classic humorous sentence (2)1. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness, dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty, and I love you for ten thousand years!

22. People with feelings, every day is a holiday. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!

I won't allow you to ignore me. You are too important in my heart, and I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

25. Of all the roads, which one can reach your heart?

26. There is always a place and a person that will move you and make you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.

27. Only you know my world.

28. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

29. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than before.

3 1. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!

33. You are the best in my heart, that is, the most perfect. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you are willful, your goodness will be greatly discounted in my heart. You are you, different fireworks.

34. Next time I meet you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.

35. A thousand cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.

36. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense You can sleep if you are allowed to sleep. Get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!

40. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit most.

Humorous sentences amuse the angry girlfriend.

Coax an angry girlfriend with humor. 1. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

If you like this kind of thing, cover your mouth and it will come out of your eyes.

How nice it is to meet at this moment!

Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

You are the best and most perfect in my heart. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you are willful, your goodness will be greatly discounted in my heart. You are you, different fireworks.

6. I can't live without you in my love world.

I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands except their faces. You should take care of it!

8. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

9. No matter in this life or in the afterlife, all I want is you.

10. I told you last night that we should break up It was just a moment of excitement.

1 1. Come and go in a hurry, leaving thousands of worries, hoping to meet you again.

12. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.

13. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

14. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

15. Sooner or later, it's good to meet you; No matter whether it rains or blows, just hold your hand; More or less, it is good that you can care about me; Bitter or happy, as long as we are together. Honey, you are fine, and it will clear up.

16. It's all your fault, which distracts me from everything I do.

17. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!

18. I love you until the end of the world.

19. My thoughts evaporated into clouds, and then it rained, but I couldn't bear to get wet.

20. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and not expensive!

22. I have no ambition, I just want you.

23. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you, although you sometimes have a bad temper, although you sometimes make trouble without reason, although you sometimes can't find the way back. No matter what you look like, you are my loveliest wife. I won't love you less because you can't cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.

I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.

25. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

26. We met in the world of mortals, held hands in the wind and rain, and walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

I miss you day and night.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.

29. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

3 1. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.

32. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ...

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try my best to do better.

37. You are the only one for me.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid!

40. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

I never want to be rich. It is my only greatest luxury to be able to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the people I love.

42. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want a panda eye the next day!

43. When I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.

44. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future.

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that "you are the only person I want to see".

46. After a long time, everything will be tired except loving you.

No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.

48. People are so strange that they don't say a word when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.

49. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

5 1. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

52. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

Only if you are willing to believe, can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.

54. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally you just wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what you really wanted to hear was a turning point in your heart.

55. I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

56. The best smell in the world is when you are held.

57. All I want in my life is to spend time with you and be in the same place with you.

As long as I am with you, I don't care what the cost is.

59. I think 50 years later, I will still love you as I do now.

I am no longer lonely with your company, and I am no longer sad with your warmth.

Humorous jokes are a necessary sentence to amuse your girlfriend.

Humorous jokes make my girlfriend happy. 1. The closed heart is finally opened by you, and the narrow space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.

I can't live without you in my love world.

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!

I want to be with you all day. I think I will be happy as long as you are by my side. No matter what difficulties I encounter, the sky will always be clear with you.

5. two of a kind will spark love, thus burning life and illuminating the journey of life. On the way forward, no matter how difficult it is, there will always be someone to accompany you and support each other. When I am happy, I share my happiness with you, and when I am sad, I share my sadness with you.

6. Whenever I feel depressed, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can deal with it strongly. Thank you!

7. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

8. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

10. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I love you for ten thousand years!

1 1. I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

12. It has nothing to do with romance. I just don't think I can miss you anyway.

13. Actually, when you think about it carefully, when you don't like someone, it is often the most relaxed and happy time for you. Although I feel a little lonely occasionally, all the time is my own.

14. Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

15. The best smell in the world is when you are held.

16. When I kept your message and quietly recalled it when no one was around, I knew I had fallen in love with you.

17. Although the world is big, my heart is just a little bit, just enough for you. However, I can't let you out, because I can't get out and I'll get stuck.

18. Dear, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?

19. Seize the years, even if youth is gone, it will only accompany you.

20. The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

Loving you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you.

22. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!

23. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.

24. You always ask me what I like about you and why I like you. I just like you, like your eyes, like your mouth, like your ears, like your cheeks, like your outline, like yours, as long as it is yours, I like it. I like you for no reason or reason, just like the earth goes around the sun, which is what it is.

25. I miss you, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

26. I keep you in my heart.

27. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take good care of yourself for me.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

30. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

3 1. Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

32. My eyes look at yours affectionately, blue as the sea, too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.

33. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

35. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

36. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

37. Really, what if I lost you and won the world?

I love you. I know the mountain breeze, the small fish in the water and the birds in the sky.

39. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

40. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. Believe me, marry me! Let me prove it!

Humorous sentences make girlfriends happy.

Humorous sentences make girlfriends happy 1. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

I won't allow you to cross the road alone. The driver is fierce at the moment. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!

6. I am really mediocre, but my love for you is wonderful.

7. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

8. I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and only I am lonely.

9. The room in my heart is for you.

10. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

1 1. Love means different times, different places and different people. Only you and I are the same. Time is changing and space is changing. The only constant is the infinite yearning for you.

12. Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

13. No dress fits like your love, and no decoration is as charming as your love.

14. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

15. Love if you can. It's funny to love.

16. I want to sublimate a short poem about my love for you into a long life essay.

17. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!

18. Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.

19. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

20. You know, if you say you love me, I think I own the whole world.

Humorous sentences make girlfriends happy. I really can't replace your mood with one sentence.

22. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.

23. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!

I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!

25. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future.

No matter how strong the sun is, no matter how raging the storm is, no matter how bleak the night is, no matter how hopeless the hope is, I will never leave your house if you insist on not forgiving.

27. How can eating be so cute? Have you been trained?

28. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.

29. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

30. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

3 1. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are inherently negative, and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not. ?

Today, I will package and send you "happiness, happiness, wishful thinking and my apologies". I hope you can rest assured. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I accidentally hurt you. I'm sorry!

34. I love you, and * * * will send the information to your favorite person. Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and let him (her) feel your love by the way, and suddenly understand that this life is only for catching you. On the day I love you, I wish you a single person to hold hands with the other half as soon as possible, wish you in love to enter the marriage hall as soon as possible, and wish married people a long life together.

35. Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

36. You are the best in my heart, that is, the most perfect. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you are willful, your goodness will be greatly discounted in my heart. You are you, different fireworks.

37. I don't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

38. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

I love you, please believe me, I can't guarantee that I am the best, but I will try to do better.

40. I have bright eyes, but I can't see you at any time. My ears are fine, but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have strong hands, but I can't hold your hand at any time. But I have a heart that can miss you at any time.

Humorous sentences make girlfriends happy 4 1. A few bottles of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word is I miss you.

42. Dear, my love for you will last forever until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; I am more like a mountain without edges and corners to you; My love for you, even if the news broadcast is over, I will always love you and stay in your heart forever.

43. The best smell in the world is when you are held.

44. I don't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

45. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...

46. Don't look at the ups and downs of the world coldly, give each other the energy of happiness. You are the charming lang in my old dream, and the waves after loving you push the waves before. Today, many years later, this feeling is still lingering!

47. When I met you, all my luck ran out.

48. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take good care of yourself for me.

49. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.

50. After a long time, I will get tired of everything except loving you.

5 1. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

53. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you!

54. The story is long and the ending is short. I started the story, and it ends with you. Give an ending and marry me.

I think fifty years later, I must still love you as I do now.

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

57. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!

58. The person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

59. I won't allow you to be elegant, not warm and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

60. Don't ask me why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.