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Tell a few jokes.
Jay Chou: Not three, four!
Bush: China people have high IQ!
Fan Wei: Cut the crap and say it ~
Zhao Benshan: OK, please listen to the topic. It is said that an eagle flew in the sky and met a rabbit, so it caught up with the thief at a fast speed and was about to catch up.
Cherrie Ying: Huh? Needless to say, the rabbit must have been caught and eaten by the eagle.
Zhao Benshan: No, the rabbit said something to Ying. The eagle fell and died. What did the rabbit say?
Nunchaku group: I have to say that we have a bunch of mixed brothers. When I find them, I'll kill you.
Zhao Benshan; No!
Fan Wei: That ... that eagle ... is so big that nothing can scare him to death.
Zhao Benshan: It seems that your IQ can reach three years old.
Stephen Chow: Shit, what did you say, you fell to your death?
Zhao Benshan: The rabbit said you weren't wearing a bra, and the eagle quickly covered his chest with its wings and fell dead.
Fan Wei: Oh, it's still a female eagle.
A plump lady: If I were an eagle, I wouldn't fall to my death. I'm not going to cover my chest.
Jay Chou: Shit, you really did it.
Reporter: According to Xinhua News Agency. This afternoon, an eagle fell dead while chasing a rabbit. The specific reasons are still under investigation.
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