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Tell a few jokes.

Zhao Benshan: Let me ask you a question. A three-year-old can do it!

Jay Chou: Not three, four!

Bush: China people have high IQ!

Fan Wei: Cut the crap and say it ~

Zhao Benshan: OK, please listen to the topic. It is said that an eagle flew in the sky and met a rabbit, so it caught up with the thief at a fast speed and was about to catch up.

Cherrie Ying: Huh? Needless to say, the rabbit must have been caught and eaten by the eagle.

Zhao Benshan: No, the rabbit said something to Ying. The eagle fell and died. What did the rabbit say?

Nunchaku group: I have to say that we have a bunch of mixed brothers. When I find them, I'll kill you.

Zhao Benshan; No!

Fan Wei: That ... that eagle ... is so big that nothing can scare him to death.

Zhao Benshan: It seems that your IQ can reach three years old.

Stephen Chow: Shit, what did you say, you fell to your death?

Zhao Benshan: The rabbit said you weren't wearing a bra, and the eagle quickly covered his chest with its wings and fell dead.

Fan Wei: Oh, it's still a female eagle.

A plump lady: If I were an eagle, I wouldn't fall to my death. I'm not going to cover my chest.

Jay Chou: Shit, you really did it.

Reporter: According to Xinhua News Agency. This afternoon, an eagle fell dead while chasing a rabbit. The specific reasons are still under investigation.