Some Olympic jokes are quick and urgent ~ ~ ~

1. One day, the coach of the national football team met God, and God said, "Now that you have met me, I will realize one of your wishes." The coach said, "Sink the Japanese island." God: "No, it's too difficult. Change it. " Coach: "Then I want our national football team to win the Olympic champion this year!" " God wiped his sweat and said, "What's your last wish?" "Show me a globe!" Watching the Premier League ask for money, watching the national football is killing me.

2. Ideal

The son of the star said to the star, "Dad, I want to be a football star like you in the future!" " "

The star said sadly to his son, "no, son!" When I grow up, I want to be a referee, because no matter how wonderful the goal is, if I am sentenced to offside, I can only recognize my bad luck ... "

Step 3 recommend the last one

The reporter asked the last athlete who ran to the finish line: "Aren't you bored running last?" "

The athlete said excitedly, "How can you say it's boring? Didn't you see that I chased all seven of them? "

4. The secret of growing tall

A reporter interviewed basketball star Bater: "Mr. Bater, do you have any secrets to grow taller?"

Bater said, "Mr reporter, you'd better ask Yao Ming. He is taller than me. "