Funny and humorous dialogue about breaking up.

Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking.

Woman: Dead? How did you die?

M: the mountains are barren and the water is exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow.

Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

Woman: Hey, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

Man: Like the spring wind, it blows at night and blows away the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

Woman: (blushing) Is it that good?

M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit.

Woman: Flattery! Do you have an ideal?

Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.

W: What about you ... think about love?

Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .

W: Do you like reading?

Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them!

Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is.

W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what are you going to do to me?

Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!

You promise you won't be tempted by other women.

Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart. W: I believe you for the time being. However, I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？

M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only.

W: But. ...

Man: It's easier to see a person leaning against the fence than at other times.

W: But. ...

Man: Wang Fu, a long river, turned to stone and never looked back!

Woman: Well, I'm afraid of you. ...