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A Chinese teacher read a poem entitled "Sleeping in Spring" by Lu You and asked the students to dictate. The Chinese teacher read aloud as follows, and a student dictated as follows.

Wo Chun (I am stupid)

Wumei smells flowers (I have no education), lying on branches hurts the bottom (I have a low IQ), lying in water (ask me who I am), Yida Chunlv (big donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey), Anqing (I am a donkey) and Anqing (I am a stupid donkey)!

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

What if all the pigs in the world died? Answer: At least you.