Quotations from classic jokes

1, you tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

You are an animal if you take off your clothes. Put on your clothes and you are the devil wears Prada!

3. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that cannot be dug down?

I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but it is more reliable to be reborn as soon as possible!

5. I speak a little thunder and play a little crazy. You can call me Lei Feng.

6. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

8. Whoever loves you again will slap you when you go up. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

9. If there is an earthquake, I will die with you. You were smashed to death. I smiled when I saw you die.

10, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.