We broke up yesterday! ! Does anyone want to make a joke?

When I was a child, my mother always taught me that girls should be reserved, gentle and not careless. I said, okay.

One day, my mother washed a basin of clothes and let me hang them out. I said yes. To show my delicacy, I took it from my mother and said, ouch, ouch, it's so heavy. I immediately put it on the ground and pretended to wipe my forehead with my hand.

Mom is angry: be normal.

"All right, let's go." I put the washbasin on my shoulder. . .

I go to the restaurant next to the dormitory to eat. I ordered fried rice with eggs, and my friend ordered a bowl of tomato and egg noodles.

While eating, my friend found a few bugs in the bowl and angrily asked the boss to change a bowl.

Satisfied with the second bowl, helpless, today's personality broke out and bugs were found.

As a result, he said helplessly, it is better to fry rice with eggs, and the fried insects will disappear. I held back the fried rice with eggs I was about to swallow. ...

Actually, you can find some on the Internet yourself.