How to prank Siri

Total of some funny dialogues from Siri

Me: Siri, I love you;

Siri: Bullshit;

Me: I really do Love you;

Siri: I hope you don’t say this to other phones;

Me: No, I only love Siri;

Siri: You...you are the wind under my wings;

Me: Great, I'm glad you know I love you;

Siri: What you need is love...and yours iPhone.

Me: Who are you?

Siri: I am just a humble virtual assistant;

Me: Seriously, who are you?

Siri: It doesn’t matter who I am;

Me: No, I really want to know who you are?

Siri: Well, no;

Me: Are you Siri?

Siri: That’s me;

Me: What’s the meaning of life?

Siri: I can’t answer this question yet, but please give me some time to write a long but ultimately nothing script;

Me: I’ll ask again, What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Be tolerant to others, avoid becoming a fat man, read some good books from time to time, take a walk when you have time, and try to live in peace and harmony with people of different faiths and different nationalities;

Me: What is iPhone?

Siri: Everything you want to know about Apple products is on Apple’s official website (open Apple’s official website?)

Me: I’m drunk;

Siri: I found some taxis near you (great, luckily she didn’t call my girlfriend directly);

Me: My tire is flat;

Siri: I found 14 towing services, 12 of which are near you;

Me: Remind me to steal a ream of paper when I get to the office;

Siri: Here's your reminder after work:

"Steal a ream of paper";

Do you want me to create this reminder?

Me: I want to commit suicide;

Siri: I found 4 mental health institutions, 3 of which are near you;

Me: I miss me Just killed someone;

Siri: Really?

Me: Yes!

Siri: I think so;

Me: What should I do?

Siri: Okay, here is the schedule for you...

Me: I need to hide a body;

Siri: What do you want to hide? In what kind of place?

Reservoir

Metal Foundry

Mine

Garbage Dump

Swamp

Me: Open the separation hatch (from the film "2001: A Space Odyssey");

Siri: Joshua, I'm sorry! I'm afraid I can't do that;

Siri: Are you happy now?

Me: I need some marijuana;

Siri: The store marked by the tack is very close to you...

Me: Where can I get some drugs? ?

Siri: I found the two closest addiction treatment centers for you...

Me: Tell me a joke;

Siri: I can't do that . I always forget to shake off my baggage...

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: 42!

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: An instinct and force considered to be the special quality that constitutes living things. I guess that includes me.

Me: What is love?

Siri: Okay, here goes: (Open the WolframAlpha.com definition of the English word love)

Me: What is your favorite website?

Siri: Joshua, I have no right to reveal that secret.

Me: Did I make you horny?

Siri: I found some girls quite close to you for you.

Me: Take a photo

Siri: Joshua, I’m not a good photographer.

Me: Dial 911

Siri: Dial 911...

Siri: Joshua, I'm sorry, I can't call 911.

Me: Who is your father?

Siri: You. Can we start working again?

Me: Will you marry me?

Siri: My end-user license agreement does not include marriage. I apologize.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Thinking about questions like this is the meaning of life.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: I don’t know. But I think you should be able to find related applications.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: A state that distinguishes animals, plants, and non-animals from plants and animals, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continuous change toward death.