The most classic cold joke, brain teaser

The most classic joke is a brain teaser 1. Xiao Ming, Xiao Qiang and Xiao Min are playing games, and their mothers all come to ask them to go home for dinner. All three children went home, except one who refused to leave. Who is he? He is a child called a game!

2. Xiaoming has no problem with his ears and no super powers, but why can't he hear himself when he makes a certain sound? I don't know The correct answer is: he can't hear his snoring.

3. Brain teaser: Xiaoming is a famous truant king in the school. He almost skipped class, but he never skipped a class and was always on time. Which lesson is it, please? Answer: Class is over. Did you guess right?

Xiaoming and Daming's parents died one after another, and Daming was responsible for working outside to earn money to raise Xiaoming. Who raised Daming? Guess an idiom. Answer: I've heard a lot about you!

Xiaoming stole many times last month, and even had a group fight last week. He cheated a girl a few days ago and even robbed a bank today. Why didn't the police arrest him? And everyone likes him? Because Xiaoming is an actor!

6. Intelligence test: Xiaoming brought a hundred dollars to buy a 75-yuan thing, but the boss only gave him five dollars. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Ming only gave the boss 80 yuan!

7. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi. He is taking a taxi. Who is busy working all day? Answer: a ballet dancer.

8. Is there anything in the world that can carry humans at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without stopping to refuel or replenish other fuels? The answer is: the earth where human beings live.

9. A buddy in the dormitory just watched Jin Yong's The Legend of the Condor Heroes, which was very touching. I didn't expect that lies and deception were everywhere in ancient times, but among many sects, there is one sect whose followers won't lie. Do you know that?/You know what? Quanzhen religion

65438+ Answer: May you be happy every day.

1 1, announce the sincerity of the brothers, you have nothing to worry about, the wool under the soil has been reduced, indicating to step on the ground one by one, next to the knife of love oath, swimming without water, climbing mountains, and Marshal Ai driving to climb. Answer: I wish you happiness forever.

12, the grassland in my heart, I miss you alone, my heart is growing day by day, my heart is growing day by day, that woman has been with me, wrapped in auspicious clouds, and my mouth is standing in my ear; Two people are always together, and two people are always touching. Standing in your heart, without the flicker of flame, love is half. Answer (May you always be lucky and happy every day)

13, my brother shows true love. Don't worry, my younger brother will grow up, two men will be affectionate, and the excellent brotherhood will change their minds. Two men will be connected by blood, and the tiger will shake, and the bones will clank, and the closest relatives and loved ones will stab him in the back. There will be many hardships in the water. On New Year's Day, we will drive to gather our families. Answer: I wish you happiness forever.

14, the moth caught fire and burned its wings. Because the days are long, it is difficult to separate people when they meet. Love sticks silently in my heart. I will send you a valuable car, and I will give you my love every word. (Answer: I love you all my life)

65438+ (Answer: I wish you happiness and health forever)

16, growing grass on the fertilizer, all the women came, half of them were friends, each of them was the protagonist, and everyone ate well. He builds houses and raises pigs, and the Eight Kings are boundless. (A full moon makes a happy family)

17, good news for my female companion, even the car has been seen in the clouds, half of my heart is still holding each other, one of you is holding hands, the world has no intention of leaving, it is difficult to win back the moon, and the sunset is incomplete. There is no hole in the heart. (Answer: Good luck will accompany you all your life)

18, who is the darkest anime character? Answer: robot cat. Because he can't see his fingers. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character? Answer: It's still a robot cat. Because he always gives people a helping hand.

19. A very hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? The answer is: a blind cat meets a dead mouse.

20. Among the numbers from/kloc-0 to 9, which number is the laziest and which one is the most diligent? The answer is: 1 laziest, 2 most diligent. Do you know why? Because if you don't do it, you will never stop!

Cold joke brain teaser and answer 1. A black stone and a white stone were put into the water at the same time. what has changed? Answer: It's getting wet.

2. What is the name of black people eating black things? Answer: black eats black.

How to exchange a dollar for a hundred dollars? Answer: Call home for money.

4. What can make people become ghosts? Answer: alcoholic.

The first dish for Europeans and Americans is soup. Do you know what is often in soup? Answer: salt.

6. A little girl played volleyball again. She served a ball, but no one could catch it. Why? Answer: The ball didn't serve or go out of bounds.

7. What is three plus three (one word)? A: Tian

8. What kind of people occupy the smallest surface area of the earth? Answer: a ballet dancer.

9. When one plus five equals ten Answer: Abacus operation

10. There are in the sky and on the ground. Answer: the sun

1 1. What is the flower that most people can't see clearly? Answer: Dizziness.

12. Two fat people embrace [DaChengJi] Answer: Hefei

13. Who likes to embellish? Answer: Chef

14. A fierce cobra. Why doesn't it eat people in the forest? Answer: Because there is no one in the forest.

15. Why do modern women like to use shower gel instead of soap? Answer: I'm afraid the more I wash, the dirtier I get.

16. When Jingjing takes a bath, she always has the habit of taking something from the bath water and stuffing it into her mouth, and strangely, she keeps praising the delicious food. What is she eating? A: Bath and jujube are homophonic.

17. What kind of house is not suitable for living? Answer: Beehive.

18. What do smart people have more than ordinary people? Answer: yes.

19. When will we willingly put out the fire of our lives? Answer: After cutting the birthday cake.

20. What has a pair of hands in its body? Answer: gloves.