A joke about being tired from work.

1. Dear families who have difficulties in going to work: You have struggled this time 1 1 minute, and you have defeated 10% of office workers in the country. There is an office worker next door who continues to work and is starting over. All the buildings next door collapsed!

2, work in a hurry, a cup of soybean milk, nervous after work, the road is like a parking lot, workplace, cold heart, not in a hurry to get the year-end bonus, all honor their mother-in-law, the object is hard to find, resources are tight, when can they be comfortable!

3, the life of the senior year is mixed, the head is empty, the brain is oily, the girls can't cheat, the boys can't bribe, the parents rush about, the relatives are involved, the gifts are wasted, the leaders are bad, they exercise behind the scenes, the disciples vilify, wander in winter and summer, the menstrual disorder is drooping, the urinary incontinence kidney needs to be doubled, and the degree is too late to make up. Throughout the four years of true feelings, you are with me on the way to graduation, sharing joys and sorrows, and youth is priceless and innocent, even if you are depressed and bitter, happy New Year.

4, for you, I am crazy; To you, I became a machine; I'm getting old for you. Do I live for work or do I live by work? Work is not easy!

I went to apply for the job, and I was the last one to go in, without glasses, because everyone said I looked good without glasses. As soon as I entered the door, I saw there seemed to be a banknote on the ground. When I picked it up, my face turned red, and I quickly threw it into the trash can. The boss immediately stood up: "You are the only one who picked up the waste paper and threw it into the trash can, which shows that you have a strong sense of public welfare. We need people like you. "

The director informed all the staff that there would be a meeting at eight o'clock tomorrow morning. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li chatted happily and spoke loudly. Ask the director about the meeting time afterwards. The director was unhappy and said, "Thirteen o'clock!" The meeting was held at eight o'clock on time the next day, and Xiao Wang and Xiao Li were absent. The director asked someone to inform him immediately. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li were puzzled: "Didn't we say yes 13?"

7. Once in the office, colleagues were discussing the magic of swallowing silver coins. Colleague a was surprised that coins could come out of his pocket after entering his mouth. Colleague B immediately interrupted and said, "What is this? You can still pull it out if you swallow it. "

8. I really want to sing a song "Dang" to my boss: when the work task is endless, when the salary keeps flowing away, when lunch and dinner are confused, and when the holiday break becomes nothing, I still can't break up with you, let alone break up with you!

9. An employee in the office actually posted a Weibo on QQ when I was at work. The manager saw it and asked angrily, "Why did you send a Weibo on QQ during work hours?" The employee replied, "Sorry, manager, I am promoting our products online."

10, "The biggest sorrow in life is being paid in arrears after work, and the biggest regret in life is that there is no overtime pay for overtime work. The biggest sorrow in life is that you have paid your salary on time and paid overtime, but the money is still not enough! "

1 1. It's time for lunch. Xiao Wang and Xiao Li go to cook. Today's specialties are broccoli and fried flowers. When Xiao Li saw the food, he said angrily, "Broken unit, the food is not ready!" " "Wang was very surprised. Xiao Li went on to say, "Look at this cauliflower, it's not ripe and it's still green! " "

12, counting the days I can live, I just work every day. Grey wolf! Prices are rising, very expensive, and I look forward to getting paid every month. Finally, I hope to get my salary to my wife! I am still a wolf.

13, will you remember every bit of work tomorrow? Tomorrow, do you still remember that you once loved your job and loved you? People all over the world can't remember you, and you can't do the work; It was only by chance that I turned over my diary that I remembered you at work.

14, in retrospect, the work was too tired, in retrospect, the work was too hard. It won't happen again tonight. The old dream that I couldn't let go, the dream that I was with you, has been blown away by work. Look back, the work is coming, look back, there is too little time, leave to accompany me to work!

15, six important rates in the workplace: leaders talk fiercely and applaud, leaders are absent from corruption, leaders pick up girls and make reservations quickly, leaders eat meat and drink soup, and leaders are mothers.

16, one day in that year 1 month, during the job interview, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I originally said 2000, but I said excitedly, "Two thousand years ago …" What's more, the examiner even sighed and said, "Confucius' student"; On this day of this month, I wish you a good start in your interview and career.

17, the work is too tired, and the leisure is tasteless. I have nothing to do as an X partner and earn a small fee. I didn't expect the boss to be too picky and say my price was too expensive. I flattered him and he agreed to accompany me. Unexpectedly, one day, he asked me to pay taxes, and my buddy couldn't bear it. He sent a national note, and the oppressed workers got up and asked the black-hearted boss to rub his back.

18, will you remember every bit of work tomorrow? Tomorrow, do you still miss you who used to love your job the most? People all over the world can't remember you, and you can't do the work; I also read my diary occasionally and miss you at work!

19, the sky is blue and the sea is blue. It is annoying to have no money in your pocket. A job was done for two and a half days, and then the company finished it. After practicing for a year without any money left, I learned to beat around the bush with the city management. Partnering with others to pour garlic, I didn't expect the market to collapse. Desperate, I have to go to work again, with low salary and slow payment. Fortunately, I am very attractive to the beautiful women at the dinner table, and calling big brother every day makes you happy.

20, sleepy at work, off-duty spirit; Stunned at work, smart at work; Worry at work, laugh at work. Hey! Forget it, it's almost noon. Think about what to eat for lunch. Although the work is hard, don't let our stomachs suffer any more!

2 1, people in the workplace, involuntarily, in order to get a raise, have to work overtime, in order to please the boss, have to kiss up to, in order to please the wife, have to pay, people in the workplace, it is really not easy.

A: "Didn't that department store just open last year? Why is it marked' To celebrate the opening of the store 10 anniversary, there is a big discount'? " B: "Probably because of the financial crisis, business is not good. It feels like a year! "

23, the workplace is like a battlefield, love to fight will win, the boss is like a relative, you can respect, you have to work overtime and raise your salary, you have to endure, do the above, your monthly salary is like menstruation, it will come every month.

24. One day, the doctor asked a patient to go out to buy vitamin E, but the patient didn't understand. The doctor explained: vitamin E, E and E of ABCD. I burst out laughing. Is there an "e" in "ABCD"

25. An employee of the company committed suicide by jumping off a building, and the top leader came down to appease his colleagues' emotions: many of our colleagues are still good. At this time, some colleagues' faces are already wrong. The leader went on to say: there are many colleagues among us, and they are still very strong. At this time, many colleagues were scared away. The leader didn't know that many colleagues had an accident.

26. A shopkeeper met a poor monk of the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha for Buddhist scriptures. Passing by your shop all the way, the weather is unbearable. Please give him and his disciples a coke to relieve the heat. Buddha bless you with prosperous business and rolling financial resources. Be kind!

27. Work overtime early, work overtime late, and treat workers as machines. Go to work in the morning and get off work at night. The boss seems to be only eight weeks old. Hard work to make a living, you can only gamble with your life. It is not easy to get paid. It's also a deduction and a choice. Only the boss is happy-

28, pony tired, see the boss go out and quickly find a place to sit down and doze off. After a while, the boss came and woke him up: "Don't you know you can't sleep at work?" Pony: "Yes, I didn't sleep at work, and I didn't sleep or work."

29. "Brave and arrogant in the workplace, seemingly noble, in fact, the work is extremely trivial. I'm tired all day to make a living. The leaders were choosy and apologetic, bowing and kneeling. I can't rest every day, I can't sleep at night, and I will be in place as soon as I am in a hurry. I have repeated meetings and have to work overtime all year round. All labor laws and regulations are invalid, physical and mental haggard, secretly crying. The salary is not high, and you have to find a ticket to collapse, leaving "being in it" to know what it is like. You're crazy, stupid and narcissistic. "

30. Office workers who go to work by bus have bus sequelae. During rush hours, elevators are often crowded and everyone sticks together. Halfway through the elevator, a colleague inside shouted, "Excuse me, make way." Another colleague thought he was taking a bus and said, "Don't crowd, I'll get off at this stop!" " "

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