Tomb-Sweeping Day burns paper jokes.

One day when they were shopping, they met God! They match.

The emperor said that they all died miserably and hoped to send them to heaven! God said helplessly, now

There are too many residents in heaven, and they are full. But there's another place! You say, see who?

Let those who die the worst go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say ... I was a child.

A cleaner. Work is very hard! Busy from morning till night! One day, I was outside a building.

Clean the glass! It's the kind of dangerous work hanging outside at high altitude! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, I ... ...

My foot slipped and fell! I think it's over! I'm dying! But the instinct to survive makes me feel helpless.

Scratch yourself! Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on 13 floor. I think,

Saved! So I want to climb up after I recover! I don't know, suddenly someone patted my hand,

I fell down again! I think I'm really finished now! However, whether my life should be decided or not, and the following.

A tent caught me. I'm glad I must have accumulated virtue in my last life! I want to wait for my physical strength to recover before I go down. who

Yes, a refrigerator fell from it and killed me!

The second ghost said ... I was a clerk before I died. Everything is fine, I have a wife,

Very beautiful. Great figure! But it's just a little water. I have a slight heart attack. friendship

I forgot to bring my medicine to work this morning, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife with messy hair and clothes.

The whole. There must be an adulterer. So I looked everywhere in the house, kitchen and toilet, but I couldn't find it.

When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing and thought: adulterer! So he put his hand on

One. I think, 13 floor! See if I can fall to my death! As a result, I didn't die when I looked at it! It's a tent

Got it! I was in a hurry, so I searched the house and went into the kitchen. I found the refrigerator big enough, so I put ice in it.

Put down the box. Finally smashed him to death! I'm so happy! Laughing a lot. Who knows how to laugh?

I'm stuck in my heart I laughed to death!

The third ghost said ... I'm a punk, but I didn't do anything wrong! one day

Hang out at a female friend's house! Just finished, her husband suddenly came back! I must find land.

Fang hid. So I searched the kitchen and toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big.

So I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator.

He threw the refrigerator from 13 floor! I just fell to my death in my refrigerator.