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What does salt mean to fools?
"It's better for the master to smell it."
It means "the master changed the better salt as soon as he heard it"
original text
There used to be a fool. As for his family. The owner and food are tasteless. Hearing this, the master is more beneficial to salt. After he got the beauty of salt, he said to himself, "Beautiful people also have salt. There are fewer children and more conditions? " A fool without wisdom has no salt. The food is delicious, and it has returned to its pain.
Easy version:
translate
Once upon a time, a foolish man went to someone's house, and his master invited him to eat and vegetables. The man thought the host's food was tasteless, so the host added some salt when he heard about it. After adding salt, the food tastes delicious, so the man thought, "The food tastes delicious because of adding a little salt, so it tastes delicious." Wouldn't it be better to put more? " This man is so stupid that he only eats salt instead of vegetables. Empty mouthfuls of salt spoil the taste, but are harmed by salt.
Specific version:
Once upon a time, there was a foolish man who visited a friend's house. The host invited him to dinner. However, after he tasted several dishes cooked by his host, they all felt too weak.
Upon hearing this, the host immediately added some salt to the dish. These dishes taste very delicious after adding salt. So, the fool thought to himself, "These dishes are salty and tasteless; Later, because of adding a little salt, it became so delicious and chewy. Wouldn't it taste better if I could eat more salt? "
So, after returning home, stupid people eat nothing, and always eat salt on an empty stomach all day long. In this way, he not only can't eat delicious food, but also spoils the normal taste. Delicious salt became his bane.
Word explanation
Yesterday; Early times
Moon Hee: Listen.
Benefits: increase
More: change
Empty talk
Refreshing taste: bad taste.
In this paper, the word "return to the victim" is a common pseudo-word, which means "return to the original place" instead.
Answer: once again
So: the reason ...
Food: food is heard: listen
Benefits: increase
More: change
Empty talk
Refreshing taste: bad taste.
Answer: once again
So: the reason ...
W: Finally.
Strange; strange
Cool: corruption
practise
Read Salt for Fools and answer this question. (5 points)
Once upon a time, there was a fool. As for his family, his master and food are tasteless. When he heard about it, he found that salt was more beneficial. When he got the salt soup, he said to himself, "Therefore, the soup maker has salt, so the situation is complicated." Fools have no wisdom, so they empty the salt. Salt has been refreshing, and he came back to suffer from it.
-"Baiyujing"
【 Precautions 】 ① Benefits: increase; 2 cool: used to (taste); 3 back: the same as "reverse", but reverse.
1, explain the meaning of the following words. ( 1)
(1) There is a salt relationship between the owner and the food () (2).
2. What did the fool do after discovering that the food was delicious because of salt (2 points)
Answer:.
Please summarize the truth contained in this joke in concise language. (2 points)
Answer:.
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