Please, jokes to make girls happy, brain teasers, etc.!

A man met God one day...

God suddenly became kind and planned to give that person a wish...

God asked...

Do you have any wish...

The man thought about it...

I heard that cats have 9 lives...

Then please give me 9 lives...

God said... ...

Your wish comes true...

One day, that person was bored...

What he wanted to say Just die...

You have 9 lives anyway

Just lie on the railroad tracks...

The result A train drove past...

The man was still dead...

Why is this?

Because there were 10 carriages in that train...

One day, a fire broke out in the family,

Mom and dad escaped, Only one son is still inside.

My mother shouted nervously outside the house:

"Son...what are you doing...it's already on fire and you haven't come out yet... ."

The son replied: "I am wearing socks..."

The mother said again, "Why should I wear socks if there is a fire..."

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Five minutes later, the son still hasn’t come out...

The mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing? Come out quickly~ It’s all on fire, still waiting Inside..."

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks..."

The earthworm family was very bored today, and the little earthworm just He cut himself into two pieces to play badminton.

Earthworm’s mother thought this method was good, so he cut himself into four pieces to play mahjong.

Earthworm’s father thought for a while, He cut himself into minced meat.

The mother earthworm cried and said: "Why are you so stupid? If you cut it into pieces like this, you will die!"

The father earthworm said weakly: "...Suddenly I want to play football."