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Classic sentences about playing mahjong

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2, the characteristics of mahjong players: lose thousands of pieces in a game, face does not jump, win or lose a smile! I lost today, and I will get it back tomorrow! Borrow usury if you have no money! Explain that there is an investment concept. (Author: The picture shows Lu Mahjong)

3, said that there was a game of cards, Na Ying was a train with two stops (Laoting), and suddenly he was sweating nervously. I saw Na Ying crossing his legs, staring at the cards, picking up a cigarette in one hand and pointing to the lighter in Faye Wong's hand, and said in a trembling voice, "Please pass me two.

4, first (summer) root, then play the space, and finally it is the same.

Once my brother-in-law and my sister-in-law played mahjong together. Brother-in-law: Do you want the big girl's breasts (two tubes)? Sister-in-law: Brother-in-law, you are fired! Brother-in-law: Is it a cannon or a small cannon? Sister-in-law: It's a cannon! Brother-in-law: hey, the fat water is still flowing!

6, stuck for more than half a year, the wind began to blow at home. Do not touch (except touching the card);

7, I didn't mix (wild) listening, such as

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