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Tell me about a man going home by train.
Tell me about a man going home by train.
First, the wall has a very important thing. Our holiday is already late this year. Our lab needs us to stay for a few more days to do experiments. Originally, I asked my fellow villagers to go home together, but I still had to go back alone. Moreover, I bought the train on February 5, from Fuzhou to Jiujiang. From 3 pm to 4 am, classmates and friends around me have been saying that it is dangerous for girls to take the train alone. Let me be careful. I didn't feel anything when I bought the ticket. now
Second, forget it, don't think so much, at least go home today, yes, be happy and get out of here! ! ! Also, it's the first time to take a train alone, and I'm a little nervous.
Third, I have worked hard on my way home 16 and a half hours. The first time I took the train, I still walked alone. If I don't understand what a connecting ticket is, I'll ask. I'm not afraid of anything. I'm not afraid of a hard sleeper, no matter how short and dirty it is. The more such an environment, the first thing I want to do is to think about why I have to travel so far across half of Guangdong to study. Because I have a dream, I will try my best to get into a good university. I am willing to accept anything for this dream. ! I hope my future son can have a dream like me and go forward bravely and dare to fight!
It's the first time to take a long-distance train alone today. When I checked in, I suddenly remembered my first year of college. It's the first time to go home by train alone. After I checked in and got off the elevator, I stood beside the platform. I found out afterwards that the train had stopped on the platform.
Go home alone, take the train alone, watch movies alone, play games alone, and watch concerts alone. . . A person going to eat hot pot will be a bunker.
Six, because I always go home by bus, today the highway is closed for the first time to go home by train, and then! ! ! One thing that refreshed my three views was that a man slept under a stool and woke up with a bottle of Erguotou.
7. The first time a person goes home by train, he is both excited and scared. While waiting for the ticket inspection, he met an intern from Hunan. There were too many people when she entered the ticket gate. She said, "Don't be afraid, just follow me. On the way to get on the bus, she walked in front, occasionally looked back at me and got on her car first. She pointed to the license plate number and said, "Look at the number, go straight ahead and find your car number. A thousand words make up the word thank you.
Eight, the first time I flew alone, then I took the train and walked a long way before I went home. I was a little scared at first, but I didn't feel this way until it was over.
I really envy those people who come home from vacation and have someone pick them up at school. Oh, you don't have to deliver the courier yourself, and you don't have to carry the suitcase yourself. So many people think I don't want to go home so much. Going home is so annoying and tiring. I want to live alone in Hangzhou. Suddenly I feel bad about the light rain clouds in the northwest. It takes three days by train. I don't want to go back to Wenzhou
10. It was great to go home by bus when I was a child, and then take the train alone. Now fly to feel the green winter in Chongqing and return to the real winter |
The train is a person, the plane is a person, and the city you like is also a person. Two and a half years is not short, and I can finally go home for the New Year.
Twelve, can't sleep, think of my previous screen name is walking. I remember that I liked walking a long time ago. I like to detour home because my school is too close. I like walking on the road with my friends. Later, I walked alone and took a bus to a fun place in Beijing, eating and walking. Take a train to a small town in Germany, get a map at the railway station and go straight in the old city. I am often a little annoyed on the road now, because the air noise, lights and ugly signs are not specific, and I just want to go home quickly. # Deprived and undiscovered.
Thirteen, I'm so sad. My mother went home by train. In the later days, no one cooked breakfast, lunch, dinner and vegetables for me. She cooked me brown sugar ginger tea and brought me water in the middle of the night. My brother and sister-in-law went back to my mother's house, and my brother sent my mother. I am alone at home, and my period is very painful. I feel very lonely.
14. After some hesitation, I decided to go home. The first time I took the train alone, I had some little trouble. I was lucky to solve these problems. Thanks to the friends who can give me dependence, I have been encouraged and feel safe enough.
Fifteen, I like to take the train alone. When the frequency was high in the first two years, I would take the high-speed train home every weekend. Every time I'm afraid I'll miss the train, I always run upstairs and get a cup of coffee.
Sixteen, the fat girl is home! The first time I took a train alone, I met a policeman's uncle, but I still have to be careful, vigilant and good when I am alone.
Seventeen, I don't want to make a sound! Since all her classmates have said it, I'll say a few words! I go to school with her! I have known everything since the first day she met him, so I will say a few things! Once when he came home from a holiday, he was worried that she would fly alone and a classmate in a place would take a train, so he bought a plane ticket for her classmate. After she was with him, the people who dressed up changed a lot. It seems to us that she is restless. Very capable! Really. Once he just arrived at the construction site, he should have quarreled with him! That phone call, that text message, and then he immediately drove to find her. I left my job. Finally, I got to know him. I'm still studying! I have been working in his company since graduation. All right!
Eighteen, it hurts a little. I'll go home by train tomorrow. Of course, what a person likes most when taking a train is listening to music and watching videos with headphones on (and then falling asleep), but! ! ! But there is something wrong with the headphones.
Nineteen, when I was single, I took the bus and went home by train alone. No matter how heavy my luggage is, I can help myself. I never need anyone's help to go to the station and then take a long bus ride home. Since I fell in love, I have to take my suitcase everywhere. He is still too heavy to squeeze the bus. Even if you are near, you should take a taxi and cry for a while before you leave. How can it be more and more fragile?
Thanks to the people who grew up with me, I finally had the courage to go home by train without fear. Only by learning not to rely on others can we really grow up.
Why don't I go back by train every time? Because every time I go home, I leave tens of thousands of equipment on the train alone and dare not go to the toilet.
Twenty-two, I went home by train today, and there was a car full of men. As a result, an old lady got on the bus and everyone reached out to help her. After helping her get on the bus, she was dumped. Now, the world inside me is not dark. This train is the worst I have ever done. Remember the last time I went home, the conductor would kindly help you with your luggage when I got on the bus. Not much, but it's warm. This time, when an old man stood in the middle of the bus, but when the old man answered with a smile and gentle words, my heart was full of joy! I just want to say it. In addition, I hope to be better for those who look strong.
Twenty-three, a person goes home by train. At eight o'clock in the morning, my mother called me in the afternoon and just called me again. She told me not to talk too much to strangers and not to oversleep and forget to get off the bus. She also said that she would cook noodles at home tomorrow morning and send me a WeChat voice after I hang up the phone. I said I gained a lot of weight, and it was really love at my parents' place. Then it wasn't long before dad called again and asked a lot.
24. Looking at the noisy crowd around, it seems that I have returned to the days of working hard in Shanghai. That time was bitter and sour. Every time I go home, I am happiest, and every time I leave home, I am also the most sad and helpless. At that time, I always took the train alone and was alone at the railway station. The days of working hard outside are always full of busyness. Now that I'm back, there are fewer opportunities to take the train. I often remind myself: live in the present and cherish the present. And give it to other people who are working hard outside.
Twenty-five, 20xx years have seen many things, many for the first time, the first time to go home by train alone, the first time to spend the night with my roommate in KTV, the first time to go to East Lake, museum and Happy Valley with friends, the first time to watch a concert, and the first time to spend the night outside with friends. Every year, I am growing up and I am a little more mature. Although there are many unhappy things, let it be taken away by 20xx. 20xx, happy every day!
Twenty-six, or go home by car. Or transfer to Xuzhou. Forget summer. Going by train alone in the middle of the night in winter is a headache. What to do. . .
Twenty-seven, the first time I went home by train alone, I was a little nervous. When I took the bus with a big box, fortunately, a particularly beautiful little brother gave me his seat. He said he would get off at the next stop, but it turned out to be the next stop.
Excerpt from a person's feelings when traveling by train (60 sentences)
When a person travels by train, he will feel this feeling. Sentence 1 1. Since you can't squeeze into other people's circles, don't squeeze, embarrass others and humiliate yourself.
There is no cold person in the world, but it is not you who is warm.
There are two things in the world that can't be redeemed, one is the past time; You said the other one.
The wings of birds vibrate in the air. This is a loud and cold voice, full of fear. A series of uncertain destinations.
Feeling that time flies too fast shows that you are not living in depression, but suffering from being busy and unable to arrange your life perfectly. At this time, you can try to relax and even make fun of the "arrow" that leaves you at any time but stays with you: "There is still a long way to go, goodbye!"
6. Broken-hearted love is true, only happiness is false. I once thought that the love of the full moon was just a game set by fate.
7. Ruthless time The old man is like a cold wind that blows away the new breath of everything, but as long as you travel with him, there is nothing to regret when you are old.
When I can't see you, I miss you so much that I feel lost. Look, a thousand words, but keep silent. It turns out that the agility that is not light and far away has been hidden in each other's hearts.
9. Mediocrity makes people accomplish a lot.
10. The best learning is to reflect on the past, and the best lesson is the failure you have experienced.
1 1. Time took away the young face, but left the lonely old heart.
12. There is no happiness when you laugh, no tears when you cry, and no commitment when you write.
13. People don't know that life is really not easy until they have experienced disappointment.
14. Life is not easy, you can do it and cherish it. Do the little things in the present and achieve the great things in the future. Believe in yourself, I can do it!
15. Your hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul.
16. What you lost never really belongs to you, so you don't have to regret it.
17. Many things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the days that we never forget.
18. Life is full of white clouds, and how many vicissitudes and tears float by; Life is too short to sweat, and how many past events and memories have precipitated.
19. Life is like taking a train, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will retreat. Time is a river, so friendship is a shell by the river, and every shell of friendship will be wrapped in a bright pearl-friends. Those sparkling pearls will be strung into your brilliant and beautiful life necklace. It is a kind of happiness that we have friendship.
20. Plain but not mediocre, ordinary and calm, thinking in loneliness and loneliness, pursuing creation, being far-sighted and having dim views.
A person traveling by train has feelings. Second sentence 2 1. Love will sink. On a dull day, the most important thing is to often gently shake the "water cup" filled with love.
22. Maybe later, you will remember that you once loved me.
23. You walk in the rain, and you never take an umbrella; You have your own sky. It never rains.
24. Life is not easy, why not be happy? When you can't hold on, just tell yourself to hold on a little longer.
25. The most chilling thing is that the once concerned "What's wrong with you" has become impatient "What's wrong with you".
26. It is not easy to live alone. Living happily can bring more relaxation to oneself and more happiness to others than living painfully.
27. This year's winter is particularly warm, but my heart is getting colder and colder, cold, and cold to the bottom.
28. A short moment is a long forever.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
30. When a person really realizes, he gives up the pursuit of external wealth in the world and begins to pursue real wealth in the inner world.
3 1. The so-called true love is that I can still treat you with a sincere heart after I break my head.
32. Only after suffering can we know that life is not easy and cherish the people and things around us more.
In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.
I may be a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. So I've been flying.
Don't complain that life is not easy, think about what you have! Although there are some disappointments, there is nothing perfect in the world. Dull is also a kind of happiness.
When you feel that life is not easy, you should know that some animals have to fight for survival from the first day they are born.
Once separated, many people may never see each other again.
38. I just don't want to be restless If I don't make a sound and show off, I'm afraid I'll say I'm really sad.
39. The clock ticks with the movement of the hands: "Seconds" are brave soldiers marching in procession, "Minutes" are sergeants, and "Hours" are brave officers in charge. So when you are bored thinking, please remember your palm.
40. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. After you get the happiness that really belongs to you, you will understand that the previous pain is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.
When a person travels by train, he will feel emotional. The third sentence is 4 1. Only when he has an oral ulcer can he realize that eating well is a happy thing. A quiet life is not easy.
42. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future? Love is not complicated at first, but three words come and go, instead of "I love you, I hate you" and "Forget it, how are you? I'm sorry
43. Later I gave up, and I got a great understanding with my tears.
44. People who know how to give up, sincere people know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to be detached. For those who don't love themselves, what they need most is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain.
45. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me.
46. We are always parting, such as with the people we love, with injuries, and even with time.
47. Life is not easy, but how you live it.
48. If you can get it without guilt and lose it without regret, let it be the result of gain and loss.
49. Whenever you are poor, remember: never betray those who accompany you; No matter how rich you are, don't forget the people who helped you; No matter how tired you are, don't ignore people who care about you; No matter how busy you are, don't neglect people who care about you.
50. Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there is always something.
5 1. There is no necessary connection. Just as a diploma is not equal to culture.
52. Life is far less bitter than coffee. The key is how the drinker tastes! Everyone likes and yearns for a freewheeling life, but they don't know that freewheeling is not life at all.
53. It is not easy to live, it is not easy, and it is even more difficult to live well. Colorful is only the appearance of life, but its connotation is colorful and complicated.
54.2 Anything can always be simple as long as you are willing.
55. Life is not easy, and it is not just that straw that kills camels.
56. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically.
57. Happiness leads to sadness, and sadness leads to happiness. This is a real cycle.
58. Life is not easy. It's all acting, playing your role well, playing yourself well until you lose your memory.
59. Life is really short. We are getting close to that end every moment. We can't stop. Facing the fleeting time, the only thing we can do is to love life and everyone around us. We should cherish time and strive to realize our ideals, but we should pay attention to one thing, don't work blindly, and have moderate rest and relaxation.
60. It is because of sadness that happiness is precious. So, please be grateful for the misfortune and sadness in your life.
A person thinks of a person, talking and talking.
A person thinks of a person and talks about lyric articles 1. There is no natural strong person, and a person can only be truly strong if he stands on the edge of a cliff.
2. If a man is good, he can chase girls and help his brothers fight. A thousand cups can't be poured. If he wanders alone at night, my mother won't bother me and don't have to clean up every day.
All I want is someone to stand behind me when everyone betrays me and say, I'm not afraid, and I ~ this is the friendship I want ~
4. If a deer stands next to a person, the first impression is Shixun; if Bai first stands next to a person, the first impression is Residual. ...
Everyone will travel alone in the afterlife, one by one.
6.zgg: There is a philosophy of life called "Every man for himself, and the devil takes the hindmost".
7. The harder you try to forget someone, the more you will forget him, which will only make you remember him more.
If I make a mistake, you can tell me. Don't alienate me and leave me alone.
9. One person and one heart. It is best for two people to stand side by side and care about each other.
10. I want someone to accompany me, love me, support me and spoil me no matter how the seasons change]
1 1. How can a person live a good life?
12. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.
13. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you.
14. Stepping on a path, a person walks aimlessly, without end, without end.
15. There must be people who love you in the world. You must wait.
A person thinks of a person and speaks of the classic 1. If you love someone, speak up. Maybe he disappeared before you could say anything.
Can you just pretend that I'm the only one in your heart and everyone else goes out?
I am used to being alone. How many nights do I miss you when I say this?
4. What did you give me? Your people? Your heart? Or do you just need one person to accompany you, and I happen to be the one who is willing to be teased by you all the time?
I can say that I don't have to be anyone, I can be alone.
6. If a person really cares about you enough, then he can always find time to accompany you, which has nothing to do with being busy.
7. Sometimes sadness will overwhelm you, and there is no one around you.
8. I feel distressed, but no one knows, only I know.
I loved a man. His name is an asshole.
10. Boy: I like being alone. Girl: She must be beautiful. Boy: You are too narcissistic.
1 1. When you love a person instead of a face, I hope you have grown up.
12. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.
13. I'm afraid of silence. I like chatting. I'm afraid of being alone.
14. If someone says that they love you more than me and are willing to die for you, then let her die. I love you.
15. A group of people said Xiao San was shameless, and no one said her man was a bitch.
A person thinks of a person and talks about a hot article 1. They say it's easy to forget someone, don't meet them, and don't be mean.
2. In an era of changeable feelings, the best way to remember a person is to borrow money from him. . .
3. Will you feel distressed if I sleep alone? Do you feel distressed when I am alone in a daze?
When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid of losing her.
5. Continue to love, OK? Don't leave me alone
6. When a person looks in the mirror, he will never look at himself through the eyes of a stranger.
7. A person cries not because he is weak, but because he has been strong for too long!
8. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.
The happiest thing in the world is to have someone to accompany you from school uniform to wedding dress.
10. I want to clear all contacts in the phone book. I want to cut off my long hair. I think I can do well alone. I don't think I care about my lover and friends.
1 1. I'm not afraid, even if I'm alone.
12. A good friend is just a friend or a friend and cannot be possessed. After a good friend is crazy, he will go alone and ask for nothing.
13. When you meet someone, your heart will become very low, as low as dust.
14. You may not love me, but you must be by my side. I can't live alone without your company.
15. There is such a person in everyone's heart that he will never be mentioned, but he will never forget it.
16. Hello on Tanabata, I will meet you alone.
17. When a person lands alone, there is only loneliness in the crowd.
18. Is there anyone who can't stop talking to you?
19. [One day, I will take off my mask for someone. ]
20. Have you ever believed that a person, whether it is friendship or love, was severely slapped by reality backhand?
A person's classic talk: a person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's.
1, it's nice to have someone who loves. Actually, I'm fine alone. Life is only a few decades, why not try to die alone?
It took me five years to grow from a girl to a man. A person's night show, a person's carnival, a person's drunkenness, a person's sleep. I want to have a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I found that the only person who can really embrace is myself.
3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some customs can only go through by one person. There are some roads. You can only go alone.
4. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.
Don't try to impress someone who doesn't love you with persistence.
6. Maybe a person will be afraid of falling in love for a long time, afraid that that person will change himself too much, afraid that he will be affected too much, and afraid that it will be too much trouble for two people to be together.
7. Only dreams deserve to make you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your uneasiness.
8, too painful wounds, you dare not touch; Too deep sorrow, you dare not comfort; Too cruel, too cruel, sometimes, you don't even dare to look.
9. Nobody likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
10, a person is also quite good, carefree, traveling around the world at home.
1 1. Since you have identified a road, don't ask how long it will take.
12, I thought love could fill the regret in life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.
13, instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire, it is better to summon up courage to embarrass yourself once.
14, once people are fascinated by their weakness, they will be weak, and they will fall on the street and fall to the ground, which is lower than the ground under the gaze of everyone.
15, even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. People who love again will leave one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, there is also a day to wake up.
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