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Asking for a joke in a speech?

Loudspeaker; "I only have 10 minutes to speak, and I really don't know where to start."

Audience: "Let's start from the 9th minute!"

After China's speech at the United Nations, the applause was sparse. He thought: I want foreigners to know what etiquette is! Therefore, every time the person on stage speaks, he is alone.

People applauded warmly. The foreigner sitting next to him couldn't help it and said to him, "Why are you clapping your hands?" ? The people on the stage are translating your speech report! "