A joke about a gamer.

Ten jokes (super classic ... absolutely spit rice) %D%A Every year in Spring Festival travel rush, the trains are extremely crowded ... %D%A Some gentlemen put their butts out of the window to shit when parking ... When the train is about to start, the conductor shouted, "That boy with a bald cigar, take his head back!" %D%A Ascaris and his son look out from their asshole, and the son asks what is blue ... %D%A Father: blue sky %D%A Son: What about the green one? %D%A Father: Earth %D%A Son: The outside world is so beautiful, why should we stay in the asshole? Father %D%A solemnly said: Because this is our motherland! On the cliff of %D%A, a little mouse waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The female bat next to %D%A watched it fall and said worriedly, Dad, if you don't tell it, it won't be ours ... %D%A There was a man selling popsicles at the market for the first time, and I was embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting: sell popsicles! He had to shout: Me too. %D%A The female toad hid in the dog hole to avoid the male toad chasing her. The male toad stood patiently at the mouth of the cave. Soon, a mouse emerged from the dog hole. The male toad said sadly, no wonder you don't love me. The dog bought you mink. %D%A Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein are walking by the sea. Suddenly, a reporter took a photo. When he saw the camera, bin Laden made a V-shaped gesture. Saddam asked, Gordon, did we win? Bin Laden whispered: Victory is a fart. I told America not to blow it up. Just the two of us! %D%A A soldier is practicing climbing a tree. Suddenly, he fell from the tree. The officer asked him why he fell. He said that two squirrels ran into his crotch, and I put up with it, but they went in and said, let's share the fruit! %D%A Students in a school will leave school ten minutes after class, and buy two cups of milk tea and two taro. Seeing that the bell is about to ring, I anxiously said to my boss: Boss, I want two nipples! %D%A The old tortoise molested the mussel, which was very angry. He opened his mouth and bit the old tortoise. The old turtle dragged the mussels back and forth reluctantly. The frog saw it and said enviously, dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out. %D%A When a person feeds peanuts to a monkey, the monkey always stuffs them in his ass before eating them. The man asked the administrator, A: He ate a big peach last year and finally pulled out the core. Now he has to measure everything first.