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What does the sentence "Lord Ma has three eyes" mean?

Legend has it that a horse owner can see through the essence of others with three eyes, that is to say, his third eye is an eye that sees through the essence, and he can see whether you are an honest, trustworthy and noble person. He can also see through your hidden love, hate, hatred and obscene thoughts.

So, sometimes it means don't teach fish to swim, because the owner can see through your weight at a glance.

The origin of the three eyes, usually there are two kinds:

Luban and his sister are better craftsmen, so they built a bridge in Zhaozhou. This bridge is really well built. Lu Ban is very confident in his craft, saying to the outside world: The bridge I built can be very strong, and multiple things can cross it.

So he warned the Eight Immortals in Penglai Island, and the Eight Immortals decided to try the bridge.

There was a man named Zhang, riding a donkey backwards, walking past Lu Ban with a sling bag on his back. Lu Ban didn't see it, and then the king of Chai County pushed the unicycle, but Lu Ban still didn't see it. Who knows that as soon as the donkey and the car get on the bridge, the bridge will "beep" and crumble. Lu Ban quickly jumped to the bottom of the bridge and held the arch belly with his hand to prevent the bridge from collapsing.

Of course, there is something wrong with the wooden bridge built by Luban. The main reason is that Zhang and Prince Chai are bad people!

A donkey carries the sun and the moon. That's not all. There are four famous mountains in the world, Thailand, China, Heng and Heng, all stranded on Chai's unicycle. Luban's bridge is really strong. Although it was supported for a while, it did not collapse, so Zhang said, "The bridge was repaired well, but my eyesight was a little poor." Say and Chai roared off.

Only then did Lu Ban realize that he was provoking the immortal and said regretfully, "As blind as a bat, I don't know Mount Tai. What's the use? " Then he took out his left eyeball and fell on the bridge on the spot. ?

Who knows, this eye just landed on the bridge, and in a blink of an eye, it turned into a delicate night pearl, and rolled down from the bridge, just to be seen by Ma Wang and Niu Wang who happened to pass by. So Ma Wang and Niu Wang competed for pearls. Ma Wang first got the beads, and when he was laughing happily, he saw Niu Wang threatening to rob him, and he didn't know what to think, so he put the beads on his forehead, and the beads sank into his forehead, becoming the third eye.

Since then, the owner has a third eye and sees through the essence.

There is also a view that this third eye was given to him by the Jade Emperor, because Ma Wang knows autumn like the back of his hand.

Anyway, since having the third eye, the horse owner has become a fairy who can see through everything and won't fool people.