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Be a happy person (selected 5 1 sentence)
2. When you are happy, happy, and even painful, you should play like a child and forget.
3. Someone went for a ride in a friend's limousine and envied him: Wow! The chairs are all made of real leather, soft and slippery. What nice leather! The girl next door shouted, stop! You're touching my thigh!
Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.
5. I miss you so much when I wake up, and I send messages at will. How have you been these days? I wish you a good mood every day.
6. Good morning, dear. Breakfast was made with raw materials in bed last night.
7. If you get it, cherish it. If you don't get it, don't. How to live happily and how to live smartly.
8. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!
9. At one time, we were all very proud.
10, love me, don't love me, kick me to death.
1 1. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.
12, the sun rises in Ran Ran, and the breeze blows gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning!
13. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
14, sunny in the morning, I wish you safe company; At noon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a good day; Wish you happiness at sunset in the evening!
15, my schizophrenia was cured, and now I and I are fine.
16, many things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.
17, life is inevitable, let happiness turn into clouds to decorate your sky!
18, there is not much money, it is good to have you; The room is small and full of ideas.
19, happy, you are like my shadow, accompanying me through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. Happiness, you are everywhere, and the world is full of your breath.
20. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning!
2 1, life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.
22. There is happiness everywhere in life. Let's find happiness together, explore happiness and have happiness!
May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.
24, suddenly found that the world as long as you are happy, * * * instantly become beautiful.
25, life is like a kaleidoscope, colorful, brilliant, so there are those so-called happiness, happiness.
Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss and making a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.
27. good morning You were complained about sleeping last night! Pillows complain about your drooling, quilts complain about your dancing and stamping your feet, and sheets complain about your doodling maps. So, Duke Zhou sent me to investigate: Which beauty did you dream of last night?
28. Your happiness is beyond my reach.
29. It is said that man struggles upwards, and the heights are too cold. Water flows downwards, but all rivers flow downwards!
I can't imagine the future without you. Even breathing is happy for your future.
3 1, there is no happy place in the world, only happy people.
32. Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.
33. Forget those unhappy things! You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!
34. A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings. I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart.
35. I'm not Youlemei, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?
36, give you some sunshine, give you some charcoal to make * *.
37. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.
I am very happy, because I am very happy now.
39. Sincere wishes are brought to you from afar. I wish you all the best and happiness.
40. It's like having a nightmare. In the dream, we quarrel, hurt and abandon each other. After waking up, we smelled poached eggs in the sun.
4 1, happiness is like sunshine, like rain and dew, spreading in every corner of the world; Like a breeze, like a mist, lingering around us. Happiness is everywhere.
42. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.
43. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!
44. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
45. Happiness doesn't need too much warm sunshine or too much sweet words, but I smiled when I walked alone.
46. Turn on your mobile phone in the morning, and a string of ringtones rings over and over again! The rising sun accompanied my message, and a happy day began; At any time and any place during the day, the message of blessing is sent to you, which is very warm. Sunset and night arrival, greetings make you sweet!
47. Some moods can't be explained casually.
48. Everyone was once an angel. When he fell in love with someone, he broke his wings and fell into the world, becoming a mortal. So don't let the person who loves you down, because he has no wings to fly back to the original heaven.
49. People are like this. As long as their positions change, their roles change immediately. I'm watching. I see.
50. I will give you 50 million yuan today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me (or kiss me) at any time.
5 1, be a happy person, happy enough to influence people around you.
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