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A word of happy drinking.
2, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.
3. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.
But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine.
5. Wine is a spiritual sustenance of people. Some people drink when they are happy, which is euphemistically called "drinking to entertain", but the result is often that they can't entertain, but they are defeated and have an accident, even losing their lives; Some people drink when they are in pain, saying that it is "to drown their sorrows by drinking", and in the end, "to drown their sorrows by drinking is even more worrying". Wine is a kind of "monster", which can make people fascinated and possessed. Can make people stronger, but also can make people depressed and degenerate. Drinking has both advantages and disadvantages. The key is to grasp the quantity, which is difficult for ordinary people to grasp well. If it is not good, they will drink too many bad things.
6. I really long for a happy drunkenness. I want to vomit, spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my own heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon know: "I am very tired, I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds." But you, full of personality, can't give me this chance. Friends are doomed to disappear in friction, and friends are doomed to leave in misunderstanding. I can only talk to wine alone and tell you about my respect for you!
7. I am drunk. Tears come before wine. The night is deep, the lights are gone, the lights disappear between the lights, but I lean on the pillow and chat to sleep. This endless loneliness really makes the taste of loneliness similar. Worry is endless, and the distance is like spring water.
When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.
9. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, as if singing in despair.
10, I drank several cups in a row and squinted. I was really drunk and comfortable! In my mind, it is a movie-like interpretation of Song Wu's drunken beating of Jiang Menshen, Jingyang Gang's drinking of 18 bowls before fighting tigers, Guan Yunchang's warm wine chopping Huarong Road, and Li Bai's drinking poems. ...
1 1. Every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people, and smile at each other. How warm. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.
12, women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.
13. When you are tired, connect your heart and stay with you forever. Now parting is just around the corner, blurring your eyes and mine. The breadth of heaven and earth, I would like to be close as neighbors, wave my hand and enjoy a better life from now on.
14, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.
15, women drink, which is a kind of taste. Just as people like to taste tea in middle age, we no longer like the fierceness and confusion of white wine, and our hearts as quiet as white silk are shining more and more under the warmth of red wine. I don't need to call my friends, let alone get confused. Occasionally, I will sit alone in the coffee shop, bask in the autumn sun and quietly drink half a glass of red wine. Quietly turn the wine in the goblet into a graceful woman in a purple skirt, and then turn it into peace. Looking at the rippling bubbles, I began to sort out my work, life and emotions and reflect on my behavior ... The rest of my thoughts made my impetuous heart gradually reveal its original texture. Red wine is not only beautiful, but also nourishing!
16, I know that there are thousands of glasses missing, so I can drink as much as I can, and I can't run away.
17, wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined and never let a man go all her life. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.
18, wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.
19, wine field life, life wine field, boring or laughing. A table of wine deduces a society; A glass of wine, Lang Lang Gan Kun.
20. Wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.
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