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Tell me about the most novel Anthony. .
Pen name: Anthony
Real name: Ma Liang.
English name: Anthony
Birthday: April 1 1.
Blood type: unknown
Place of birth: Shaanxi /Xi 'an
Constellation: shepherd
Current residence: Australia/Sunbury/Melbourne
Original place of residence: Dalian
Education: University
Studied: Shenyang Liaoning University.
University: University of Melbourne
Major: Finance/Western Food/Hotel Management
Goal: To be a calmer man.
Brothers and sisters and their ages: There are several brothers and sisters in the only-child relatives who have a good relationship. Third sister 1982 is getting married right away. Peng is one year younger than me.
The strangest experience: when I was a child, I had a language barrier. After counseling by a psychologist, I was much better.
The craziest move: I went to Shanghai alone in high school.
The strangest feature: punctuation is rarely used in writing articles; There is a rabbit named Parr who often talks to him. Take it everywhere. There is also a man-eating flower plant pet called GUZZI.
Joke type: cold joke
First published articles: Island and most novels.
Masterpiece: essay Dear Parr, picture book story, These are all the love you gave me, monograph, Accompany Anthony for a long time.
Publishing: Spend a long time with Anthony.
June 5438+October 2009 10, the first short story "Crow" was published in the most novel engraving. Punctuation was added to the whole article, which broke through the original habit.
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Eye color: black/brown/black
Hair color: black is a bit brownish.
Height:183cm
Right hand or left hand: right hand
Your legacy: Dalian #% $&*
Shoes, what you are wearing today: barefoot.
Your weakness: I don't know.
What are you worried about: naked MSN
Your Perfect Pizza: Seafood Pizza or Roast Chicken Pizza.
What you want to achieve in this target year: sleep with MSN/mom and dad come/this book is finished.
Instant messenger of the phrase you use most often: ............
The first thought of waking up: it's time to go to bed, early.
Your best physical feature: I don't know.
Your bedtime: 2 pm.
Your favorite memory: 2000.
Pepsi or Coca-Cola: Pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King: Mitsubishi Corporation
Lipton iced tea or Nestle coffee: no ... hot chocolate.
Cappuccino or:? I thought cappuccino was a kind of coffee ... Am I wrong? ? ?
Do you smoke? number ...
You swear: a little.
You sing: Sometimes.
You take a bath every day: depands ... three times a week in winter ... but I hate shower rooms and commodes the most.
You've always been in love: sort of.
Do you want to go to college? I've thought about it.
Do you want to get married: yes.
You believe in yourself: yes.
You get carsick: no.
Do you think you are attractive: no ... just an ordinary person, ... sometimes in the bathroom at night, I think this guy is cute ... > < ...
You are a healthy freak: a little.
Do you get along well with your parents: Yes ... so Lao Hua & Chen.
You like thunderstorms: I ... If I'm in my room,
What team are you on: violin ... but I don't want to talk about it.
In the past month, you have been drinking: yes ... a little too much.
In the past month, you sucked: only 1 yuan. Sun ... she wanted to teach me how to make a ring.
In the past month, you were interested in drugs: never.
In the past month, you had a date: no ... what Pete Zhang?
In the past month, you have been to the mall: yes ... yesterday.
In the past month, you ate a box of Oreos: No. ...
In the past month, you have eaten sushi: Yes .. I have a lot of sushi in my workplace, but I don't like it.
You have been on the stage for a month: no.
In the past month, you were abandoned: no.
In the past month, you have experienced a dip: no.
In the past month, you have been robbed of anything: I hope not. ...
Never get drunk: this is ... the age of a couple.
It used to be called teasing: no, never.
Beaten at any time in the past: no ... I asked Pippens to back me up.
Ever shoplifted: No.
How do you want to die: still living in love.
What do you want to be when you grow up: a cook ... cooking, full of love.
Which country do you want to go to most: many ... which country is full of MSN? Boys/girls ..
Favorite eye color: blue/green/black.
Favorite hair color: gold/black.
Short-term or long-term hair: not short-term
Height: height ... however, it seems a little short in the photo.
Weight: slim ... shit outside
Best clothing style: I don't know.
How many pills did I take?
How many CDs do I have? Many.
Infiltration number: 0
There are several ear holes: no, but not exclusive.
Do you have a tattoo? No, if there is, you will put it where others can't see it and let the people you like see it.
I have a crush on several people: let me see, is the crush really serious? Not three or four people I like.
& gt Are you too shy to tell others? I don't think it's time yet. I have no objection to voluntary confession.
& gt What's your favorite food? Potato chips such as chocolate jelly and Chinese cabbage cooked by my mother in winter are also very good.
& gt What's your favorite drink? Pepsi.
& gt favorite number: 7
& gt's favorite movie: Forrest Gump when the girl says run to Forrest Gump! When I was excited, the film was very good.
& gt What kind of movies do you like to watch? There are handsome guys and beautiful women, not for a lot of money. The plot is tortuous, the background music is beautiful and the picture is beautiful. If there are these two factors, I will find it acceptable >
& gt's favorite cartoon characters and brands: Garfield, Sanzang, Wukong, Astro Boy, Little Prince, Slow-talking Girl in Az, Haunted House, Nezha and so on. By the way, there are all the handsome boys and little heads in Soma's family. Puma Mentholatum Shiseido Czech Jones Nike Sony Ericsson KFC&; That's all m·CK· Levi's G-STAR can think of at the moment.
& gt the most memorable day: unfortunately, I have a bad memory, and there are no particularly memorable days. I am a person who lives in the present.
& gt the saddest experience: ditto.
& gt Favorite day of the week: Friday [I always feel that the weekend is coming, and I am inexplicably happy]
& gt Which season do you like best: Before summer, I thought I liked autumn best, but practice has proved that I like the sour sentence written in my diary before summer [I often look forward to it at the end of winter]
& gt favorite flower: lily [a little allergic] calla lily hyacinthus orientalis Oriental Fran Gardenia likes flowers very much, and there are many more.
& gt Favorite sports: badminton, tennis, swimming and walking?
& gt's favorite ice cream type: strawberry ice cream or plain ice cream.
& gt what are you most afraid of: rats [disgusting animals] snakes > If there is an afterlife: can you become Apollo, the sun god?
& gt what I hate to do: getting up early, duplicity, being questioned by others [will be crazy] > what you are good at: playing dumb-pretending to be cute.
& gt What career do you want to be in the future?
& gt My mother's plan is to go abroad to study finance after her senior year, and become an awesome businessman after returning home. I used to think that my occupation was to open a clean toilet as a chef in Dalian, have my own western restaurant and open a ranch. When I grow flowers, I want to buy ipoid, so I want to go out and sell it. When I was a money boy, I could make money easily. But you should be very tired. Besides, Zi Yuan said that if I really sold it, he would break up with me.
& gt What floor do you live on? The new home on the second floor at the end of the year is a beautiful house on the third floor.
& gt What do you think of Disc Fairy? There are many rules, and it is very troublesome to play. I've never played.
& gt What do you mostly do when you are bored? There are few times when you are bored, and you feel bored.
& gt Who is the friend who lives farthest from you? From Melbourne, Zi Yuan, Yang Xu.
& gt The most annoying thing in the world: thirst, or hearing the songs of two butterflies [really ugly].
& gt The best thing in the world: Sleeping with the person you like doesn't have to be sexual, but it's also good to hug.
& gt What do you think of homosexuality? Acceptable, like to see handsome guys.
& gt What's your attitude towards uncertain things? Ask someone else, like Owen MengMeng.
& gt If someone misunderstood you, there was no explanation.
& gt If someone misunderstood you and didn't listen to your explanation, I wouldn't explain how he listened, haha.
& gt Have you ever thought about how to treat people you hate? If you don't like them, stay away. They are very easy-going people [I think]
& gt Do you take it for granted that your partner will pay for you? Whatever, it doesn't have to be fixed.
& gt when do you usually go to bed: about 1 pm.
& gt If you see the person you love most sleeping in front of you, what will you do: stare silently.
& gt What do you want most now: The new Apple notebook Burberry trench coat is actually money.
& gt If you were given a chance to go anywhere in the world, where would you go? In the heart of the person you like.
& gt If time could be turned back, which day would you like to go back to: the day before the 50 million Australian dollar lottery.
& gt's favorite food: any fruit eggplant with berries.
& gt What do you want to do most in 2009: fall in love.
& gt If you were an animal, what animal would you like to be? I really just want to be a person.
& gt You think you will get tired of being with one person (friend or lover) all the time: the right person won't.
& gt What do you do when you are depressed? Eat it.
& gt The happiest dream I have ever had is: a spring dream.
& gt Who are you going to spend Valentine's Day with in 2009? Lover? Is it my mother?
& gt When was the last time you shed tears? Yesterday.
& gt What to do: Cut onions.
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