Smart and interesting. Tell me about Daquan.

First, who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

Second, don't always complain that God is unfair to you. In fact, God doesn't know who you are.

Third, I've always heard people say how cool it is to open a room. Finally, one day I couldn't help getting a room ... it was really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!

Fourth, don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly.

5. Is it too late to love you now?

6. The more arrogant online, the kinder offline.

Seven, squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million. ...

Love is a piece of shit. If you are not a dog, you don't have to pursue it hard!

Although I lied to you, you have to believe me!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Xi。 Promise, just like "x your mother", is often said, but it is difficult to do.

Twelve, drink Besunyen slimming tea, the chest is gone.

Thirteen, look at other people's signatures and find the same mood as yourself.

I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high ... huh? I have no long hair.

Fifteen, only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

Sixteen, the person who tripped me, I told him never to get up, and the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.

Seventeen, love is like an hourglass, the heart is full and the brain is empty!

Eighteen, you look so fucking postmodern.

Nineteen, when you get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

21. Mothers without fathers are born to spoil our outlook on life and world!

22. God will not embarrass simple-minded children.

Twenty-three, the current state is: I can't learn, I'm not happy, and I can't sleep well.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

Twenty-five, when breaking up, don't say to me: "In fact, you are quite good." Why did you dump me?

Twenty-six, we only have one earth, so you should take care of the earth; There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!

Twenty-seven, no, that is, the bowl is iron and there is no food in it. What are you going to eat?

Twenty-eight, when something happens, we must first find the reason from ourselves. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive when you can't shit? Before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

Twenty-nine, I stand only to see you down and out.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Smart and interesting. tell me

1, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken. I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

3. The world you give is full of love.

4. The dream of learning hegemony is destroyed in mathematics.

I looked at you yesterday, and my eyes still hurt.

6. Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me.

No matter how much I love you, buying a diamond is the real thing.

8. When a person is a stranger in a foreign land, he will miss his relatives every time he works overtime.

9, reading a book cramps, Si Wen is like a diaper collapse.

10, I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

1 1. As long as the hoe jumps well, can there be a corner that can't be dug down?

12, the world is not only fair, but also some mothers.

13, the money is a little more, but it is only enough to buy half a living room.

14, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

15, even if the whole world leaves you, there is still one I will accompany.

16, I will be very happy one day. who is it?

17, I can feel at ease when I see your hand and accompany you to the ends of the earth.

18. When a smartphone falls to the ground, it becomes a mentally retarded mobile phone.

19, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

20. The old woman once turned to smile and was fascinated by the teacher.

2 1, the early bird gets the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

22. If it's wrong to have money, I'd rather make the same mistake again.

23. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste.

24. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law and then breaks the law.

25. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

26. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

27. To tell the truth, all are black and blue. Those liars were covered up before the resumption.

28.you smell like her perfume. I knew it was not as expensive as mine when I smelled it.

29. I don't want to have a cat or a dog. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

30. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

3 1, I didn't show my teacher my hands in the monthly exam, but I really thought I taught well.

32. I hope to have such a person to accompany me to my old age.

33. Some people fall in love, some people drive to see the sea at night, and dawn is the future.

34. What's it like to love someone? I said good night and wanted to say good night.

Without those stupid women, life would be more stupid.

36. There are no women who can't marry men, only men who can't marry women.

37. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

38. Why do I suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

39. It's easy to wake up, but getting up is another matter.

40. Horses tend to slip on soft soil, and people tend to fall in sweet talk.

4 1. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

43. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

44. look at you Look at your back. You are in a hurry, and you scare away millions of lions as soon as you turn your head.

45. The sun has set, and it will climb again tomorrow. If I fail the exam tomorrow, it's still the same.

46. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

47. I vaguely remember that the teacher said that question, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

48. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

49. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

5 1, those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who don't look good and like to eat are called gits!

52. Life is short because it is forgotten when you are alive and suddenly realized when you are dead.

53. A chicken has been raised for 1000 years, and finally it becomes essence. As a result, it becomes essence on people's dinner table.

54. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

55. The stock market is a place where experienced people get a lot of money and rich people get a lot of experience.

56. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

57. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

58. Lovers are always on and off, but the more we love each other, the deeper our love will be and stand the test.

59. In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, and Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel.

60. I fool around with mice every day to rest dogs and cats. This is also a sign of caring for small animals. .

6 1, it is said that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and kiss her, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

62. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason!

63. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig ―― it is Bajie!

64. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!

65. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

66. See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

67. Nowadays, many girls like to stick a grass in their heads. At first, they didn't feel anything until an elder told me that they meant to sell themselves.

68. Contentment is a sweet preservative; Understanding is a panacea for resolving disputes; Freshness is the sensor of life; Touching is the thermos of emotion.

69. Between waking and dreaming, your figure appeared and snuggled in your arms. I can't tell you the feeling. I wonder if I can feel your temperature again!

70. It is not the screen but the heart that Samsung fell to the ground; It was not the screen but the kidney that dropped the apple on the ground. Nokia fell to the ground, breaking not the screen, but the floor tiles.

7 1, the two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

72. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, know many dogs, and learn nothing else.

73. Cao Cao took his youngest son to see Zhuge Liang and met Zhuge Liang. Tax official Cao Cao: I brought my youngest son to see you. Zhuge Liang said with a smile, I will come when I come. What fruit do you want to bring?

74. I can stay up for you just to miss you. I can go to bed early for you just to dream of you. I can call myself working hard for you, just to love you.

75. The morning sun is red, and our feelings are in the rain. At noon, the sun is as red as fire. Are you or I hurt? The sun sets in the afternoon, which is all caused by feelings!

In the gambling game of love, even if I don't win, I don't want to give up. I put all my heart on you because I love you! Love is dead.

77. Some people don't like the ugly new version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

78, strayed into a barber shop, teased the shampoo girl in every way and refused. After the haircut, I gave 20 yuan change. The shampoo girl admits that she has no change: touch three, keep the change!

79. Since you have been hit by youth, I wish you happiness, being trampled by happiness, being searched by health and being kicked by good luck. I am a good friend!

80. Today, my friend sent me a message asking me that someone had been sending her messages and she didn't want to return. She asked me what to do. If I lose my temper, you are stupid. Why not just blacken it? So I was hacked.

Brilliant and humorous, talk about sharing.

1, don't underestimate slippers, they are a model of humiliation.

2. Actually, I am a very traditional person and always support three wives and four concubines.

I am not afraid of being alone. I'm afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything for me.

4. A flower blooms and a flower falls. From beginning to end, no one asked.

5, love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; Love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

6. The happiest thing in the world is. When you want to cry, someone makes you laugh.

7. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

8, wearing low-cut clothes, but also blocking the hand, too selfless!

9. The teacher said that if you don't want to study, you should lie on the table and play dead.

10, if I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

1 1, the world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

12, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help dropping my camera.

13, what I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me. I can only forget the scenery along the way while walking.

14, go to the toilet, use other people's paper, and let others find paper.

15, women will cheat because of the heart; Men will have an affair because of the new hole!

16, men are full of warmth and lust, because they always ask women: Are you hungry? Cold not cold?

17, Taobao shop owner introduced the fabric of his clothes: this fabric is full of elasticity, comparable to today's Lang Mai elastic surface.

18, people who care too much are suitable for selling vegetables and not for falling in love.

19, it depends on the owner to beat the dog. Many times, beating dogs is just for the owner.

20. Life can be crazy sometimes. We chase what we can't have, but give up what we need most.

2 1, I flew to Shanghai to find a tailor to make this patch.

22. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

23. If one day you start to miss me, remember that I didn't leave by myself, but you let go.

24. It is said that the spring breeze is like scissors, and it rains every day in Nima, which is simply a dragon crescent moon blade. ...

25. If you think too much, you have to bear too much, but you are too tired. I want to put everything behind me and start over.

26. My feelings are lingering, and I can't forget them if I want to.

No one looks down on you, because no one looks down on you at all. Everyone is busy.

28. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me you're sorry.

29. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

100 sentence is incisive and funny.

1. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.

My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.

The congestion in Beijing has brought trouble to the capital.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

6. Everyone says I'm an actor, because my eyes are round when I see beautiful MM.

7. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

8. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

9. I have been in love several times because of loneliness. Who knows that it is easy to be kicked after repeated battles and defeats!

10. I'm so pure, I'm a little shameless!

1 1. Be a person wandering between A Niu and Niu C.

12. Q: Is my avatar Niu B? A: Yes!

13. Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you

14. Why are you so cheeky? How to excavate pigskin?

15. It is a sin for a beautiful woman to pass in front of her eyes.

16. Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

17. The wicked are never funny. The wicked should seize the time to do evil.

18. The wicked said: Call me a wicked man and I will kill you!

19. No matter how old human members are, they are always young in front of money.

20. Ducks are too arrogant and rabbits are too talkative. I'm a pig. I'm fine.

2 1. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

22. My goldfish drowned this morning.

23. The so-called net worm wants to click with the mouse even when he sees the underline in the magazine.

24. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be Ling Huchong, and to be a man should be Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

25. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

26. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

28. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

29. Distance produces not beauty, but mistress.

30. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

3 1. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the whole building!

32. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

33. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy came into being.

34. Everyone says my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she wears makeup.

35. Hunger, if done well, is called losing weight; Pinch this thing, well done is called massage; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.

36. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when you break it.

37. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

38. Try not to make any noise if you can.

39. A diaper that can fight floods is really wet!

40. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

4 1. Do you believe in Christianity or cock crow?

42. You go your sunny way, and I will go my underground way.

43. Get up earlier than a chicken, sleep later than a cat, and earn less hair than a bald man.

Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in an old room.

45. It suddenly occurred to me that since I had glasses, I was afraid to go out.

46. I am so lonely that even my desire is broken.

Give me a pair of chopsticks. I can eat the whole earth.

48. Leave me alone. Leave me alone again, and you'll be out of the pit soon.

49. Don't look back, I only love your back.

50. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, and I am not sad.

5 1. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

52. When there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

54. Marble insoles are shameless.

If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later.

56. I'll hit you if I hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

57. Play a little mahjong and have a spicy meal. Find a small object, life is like this.

58. In this era when everything is rising in price, I am suddenly delighted to find that the air is not rising in price, but there are more and more materials.

So far, three apples have changed the world: one seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, and one was held by Jobs.

60. Now Beijing only breathes and farts without waiting in line.

6 1. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

62. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, and order the pot!

63. Why doesn't the country study bulletproof vests with your face?

64. Are you a dung ball rolled out of the dung beetles floor by Wang Cai, a little novice dog raised by Huashan mentally retarded master?

65. You are not a policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

66. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

67. Those who always say that others are pretending to be forced, you are not even pretending to be forced.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

69. Confucius said: Journey to the West is the Monkey King chanting, and Tang Priest is a madman.

70. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

7 1. Singing nervously to the computer, it crashed after singing.

72. I wanted to die, so I bought a bottle of pesticide, and the lid said-another bottle.

73. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

75. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

76. A good horse never turns back, so I never turn back and walk in circles. As a result, I met the grass again

77. Actually, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

78. Friendship is not drunk by wine, but can be remembered by wine! We can still be friends if you don't pretend to be B.

79. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

80. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

8 1. I have been in a nervous crowd for a long time, and I find that I am normal.

82. Our boss is a little monster, and we are Altman. But we ran away when we met the boss, because we didn't bring the summoner.

83. There are scares everywhere in life, and you are one of them.

84. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

85. I want to say that I have a hard time, and the day of the end of the world is my birthday.

86. Why do people live? Just for those great grandfathers Mao.

87. It's not your fault that you are ugly. Can't you be honest? You have to show off in an ostentatious manner and let us know that you are the eldest brother.

88. Eating food is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

89. Zhuge Liang didn't lead a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

90. Don't argue with people without quality, because it's like wrestling with a pig. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.

9 1. Book me two tickets to heaven. I will personally find Yue Lao and force him to lead me with a red line.

92. Every summer, I always feel fine, and I will make it up in winter.

93. Genetics tells us calmly that cross-species love is doomed to have no good result.

94. Smoked makeup is very beautiful, which makes me a panda that everyone looks up to.

95. Your life is short, but I am temporarily fat.

96. When you say I don't want you, you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.

97. Your fly in the ointment is that you have too many shortcomings.

98. Everything will be fine in the end, even if the car is dismantled and the wheels are sold.

99. In this low-key world, I have to use high-key to cover myself up.

100. It is not necessarily actors who can act, but those who can pretend to be grandchildren.