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Pat the suffix and recommend 57 funny quotations of various stalks.

1, patted me on the head and said, What a genius.

2. Pat my trembling eight-pack abdominal muscles.

Pat my bed and say that the pig is still sleeping.

4. Pat my ashtray and drink it.

5. Pat my cone and paste it.

6. Pat my mansion and it collapsed.

7. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

8, pat the ass, really big.

9. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.

10, pat my little face: it's beautiful.

1 1, patting my bed and saying sleep, dreaming about me.

12, patted my spaceship and let me give up my seat.

13, tap my window to reveal a face.

14, patted my notebook (all luxury goods) and felt very jealous.

15, patting my brick shows that I am timid.

16, clap my drum, it's deafening ~

17, patted me on the shoulder and said, Dad, you have worked hard.

18, pat my shower gel and blow bubbles.

19, patted my pillow and said come and play together.

20, pat me on the head and call me dad.

2 1, patted my cucumber and sprinkled a handful of salt.

22. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

23. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls.

24. Pat my ball and hit myself.

25. Pat my trash can and say this is my home.

26, patted the wallet, hey ~ it is empty.

On the 27th, I patted my forehead, obviously not burned.

28. I patted my spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven.

29. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

Pat the ex's grave and burn incense.

3 1, clap your son and say hello, big brother!

32, pat my distinguished toes.

33. Patted my little face and said, "It's beautiful."

34. I patted my waist and lowered my head.

35. Pat my ass and walk away.

36 patted my Balala energy wand.

37. I patted my dog and turned his head to take a bite.

38, patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.

39, pat me on the shoulder and call dad.

40. Pat my sexy leg hair and tie a knot.

4 1, patted my thigh, alas ~ there is still so much meat.

42. Pat my watermelon and dig a spoonful.

43, patted my conscience, ah, no.

44. I patted my head and said, "Why are you bald?"

45. Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

46. After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.

47, pat my fairy halo.

48. Pat my horn and get out of the way.

Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive her.

50. Pat my foot and smell it affectionately.

5 1, patted my desk, but I just refused.

I patted my wallet and made a mess.

53. I patted my face and said, "It's beautiful."

54. I patted my shoulder and fell on it.

I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

56, pat me on the shoulder and call dad.

57. It's so fucking cute to pat my face.