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If Yang Qian went to the amusement park to play shooting games, what expression and psychology would the stall owner have?
I'm sure I'm happy Just take a picture of each other playing ball and print it out. This wave of free marketing is almost enough. If you shoot some videos and send them online, you will become a million online celebrities just around the corner! Think about China people's high feelings for these Olympic champions. The champions have all come to this place to play, and they have come to play themselves. Isn't it great to use the same equipment as the champion?
Some parents even bring their children to play. If nothing else, just to "be happy with the championship", the child will be the first in the exam in the future. As for whether all the prizes will be taken away by the other party, if I am the stall owner, I don't care about these things at all. How much are these things worth? How much is it to buy a car in the lotus pond? I wish the champion would play every day. The energy of the star effect should not be underestimated at all. Even if your booth is a few dollars more expensive than others, not many people will say that the boss is black-hearted
I used to play with air guns in amusement parks when I was studying in Europe. I practiced Wang Yifu's one-handed air pistol. To tell the truth, I haven't played with rifles much, but watching my teammates practice rifles every day is a little hard to swallow. As far as my shallow level is concerned, I can do it at any booth in Hyde Park Christmas Playground. What fixed target and moving target are all as simple as self-aiming in my eyes. Buying ten shots out of ten, balloons, little people, moving ducks and shark teeth, compared with the target of an air rifle that is not much bigger than a bus card, is like standing in ankle-high seawater to pee, and it will not go out anyway.
I am so freehand, not to mention Yang Qian. This kind of entertainment is very challenging for her. Where is the stall owner? He doesn't care. Even if you can bounce five times with one shot and hit eight balloons, you won't get back the money you paid. Those little dolls made in Nantong are worthless at all. Of course, there are regulations in China now, so it's better not to go to this illegal booth to shoot.
If I were the stall owner, I would be very happy! I can open all the wrinkles on my face. First, I must take more photos. And made a video of Yang Qian being shot! If the mobile phone is not good, you must borrow a good one Or borrow it directly from Yang Qian. Better yet, kill two birds with one stone. It doesn't matter what the prize is! How expensive prizes can a shooting booth have? Is it possible for an ordinary stall owner to invite the champion who shot the first Olympic gold to advertise? This is obviously the winner of the stall owner's lucky draw! Yang Qian may not win the grand prize.
Remember the joke that the teacher took part in the shooting competition? The teacher asked: Is this gun accurate? The school gunner said, no problem! Premier Zhou said: the chairman missed, which means your gun is accurate. So Yang Qian won all the awards: innocence. Yang Qian didn't win everything: if you win, you are better than the world champion! It's all gimmicks, so how do you think the stall owner will win! We are all here. The most important thing is to ask Yang Qian for a face authorization: in the future, you can enlarge the photo with Yang Qian, which is the golden signboard; You can also scroll through the filming process of Yang Qian on the big screen: the booth visited by the champion! Welcome to punch in for a photo.
Yang Qian will definitely teach the shooting game owner a lesson. I remember the ring game "Teach the boss a lesson" I saw on the Internet. Yang Qian will definitely teach the shooting game owner a lesson. After all, she has been doing it since she was a child. Haha, the boss should be happy. It is estimated that this shooting booth will be an "online celebrity booth" in the future. A boss with a little knowledge will only take a photo with Yang Qian in front of the booth as a souvenir and use it as a poster. That will be a fire! Yang Qian also plays short videos, so it would be better if he made another one himself. The boss's expression is estimated to follow the fire, and he will drive a Tik Tok, known as the "shooting stall owner who was crying by world champion Yang Qian". Forget it, the boss is rich, don't forget me!
The game is over. We really should have a good rest. After all, a combination of work and rest is the best. I couldn't go out these two days because of the epidemic, so I reviewed several times at home. I just want to say that the post-00 generation is really powerful, not only in technology, but also in mentality. I'm nervous in front of the screen. With the attention of the whole world, they won two gold medals and got full marks in three jumps, but they were so big at an early age that they had nothing to say. However, the owner of the doll machine is in trouble. Two people can hold a doll in the Olympic Games, so catching a doll should be able to catch a crying boss. I think if the stall owner knows that the Olympic champion is going to play shooting games, he should withdraw his stall overnight. Wait until Yang Qian and Quan Hongchan catch the doll and share the happiness with us!
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