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Which line of the glory of the king is the most offensive?

Top5: Jiang Ziya-decriminalization

Many players may find Jiang Ziya's heroes useless. Jiang Ziya's hero is nothing special, and the injury is not an explosion. But the skill of judging cases is really disgusting, and his injury is very high. As long as you are not careful, or he happens to come from you, you can't escape. Congratulations, you can get ready to go back to spring soon.

Top4: Guan Yu-Thousand Rides

Mr. Guan, even if you bring your own mount, we know that you have a dragon crescent moon blade, and it's very tiring to hold it yourself, but can you test our ass with your horse without saying anything? Every time you see the master opposite, you should be especially careful, for fear that a master Guan will fly out of the grass and give me a foot to send me back to the spring.

Zhong Wuyan-Alchemy of Stone

Zhong Wuyan may not be seen by many players, but every time I see Zhong Wuyan, my scalp is numb, because Zhong Wuyan's passivity is disgusting. There is a 50% chance of fossilizing the enemy and saying something unpleasant, which is almost 100% chance. Why create this skill?

Top2: Zhang Fei-Crazy Beast Bloody

Zhang Fei's skill is really disgusting, especially with a hero like Huang Zhong. You finally got close to Huang Zhong, and then just prepared for an operation, Zhang Fei yelled at you. And it is absolutely impossible to approach again in a short time, because Zhang Fei's skills can increase attributes, which is very powerful and hard.

Wu Zetian-killing people and stealing goods

Once Wu Zetian made a big move into the team battle, she could feel that this skill was very, very disgusting. After opening, the whole screen directly changes color, and the stunned debuff is simply a weapon with its own eye-destroying function. There is no other way but to bow like Wu Zetian, don't you think?