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It is windy today. Talk about humor.

1, it's windy today, suitable for wearing skirts. Uncle traffic police posted another note, and I was angry!

2, it's windy after work, and if you don't agree to ride an electric car to the outlet, no one will leave.

3. I was awakened by the strong wind in the middle of the night, so I woke up this morning worrying about whether I would be blown away when I went out.

It's windy and snowy outside. I was lying in bed with a cup of hot milk in my hand. Can I be happier?

5. Call when it rains, call when it snows, call when it is windy ~ call when it is sunny. Yes, I'm playing the paid version of Weather Times IV, hahahahahaha.

6. You can't go out when it's windy. You should catch some fish at home and hand in two homework.

7. The wind is too strong today. Blow on my neck and blow my head off.

It's a bit windy today, and my little motorcycle was almost blown away. Fortunately, my weight knocked it down.

9. It's windy, cool and comfortable at night. Trees on both sides, riding scooters, seem to shuttle through the forest, so free!

10, today's wind is so strong, the north is dry and cold, and it's a tangled season! As messy as hair in the wind.

1 1, the shadow is that no matter how long you listen to that song, your eyes will still be filled with tears, but the cold wind will blow away in an instant.

12, the wind roared like a wounded beast and ran around.

13, a rainstorm, the window turned upside down, and there was a storm outside.

14, the typhoon is fierce, and the rolling tide on the road is like a hungry lion, trying to swallow people in one bite.

15, the latest research shows that drinking can effectively resist typhoons, and drinking can resist everything.