Funny Mulan poems

Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also very thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw the military post. She needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa doesn't have much money, and Mulan doesn't have gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel and build an airplane from now on.

I buy drawings in the East City, screws in the West City, glass in the South City and iron sheet in the North City. I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage at dusk, but I didn't hear the female voice called by my parents, but I heard the sound of iron rubbing. I bid farewell to the hangar and went to the barracks at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.

Wan Li flew a plane, but he never turned off the mountain once. The hot air spread to the wings and the sun shone on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had already flown away.

Flying into the sky, the son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to fly back to my hometown.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister was coming, so I sharpened my knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When I went out to bury the bomb, my relatives and friends were surprised: after twelve years, I didn't know Mulan was crazy.

The madman pedaled on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?

If you don't know, you won't know; The exam is exciting enough, but there is no problem; If you don't know in class, you will make a lot of styles; Self-study is the same as knowledge, you are all born; Born in China, died in China; It is possible for me to learn English. English is not qualified, which shows my character; If the math is unqualified, the teacher takes full responsibility; What should I do if the language is unqualified? Doing well in the exam depends entirely on isolation; If you don't do well in the exam, you don't know how to do it in isolation; Going back to school every day is even more scary, and the teacher talks about the wild. I listened like a sleepwalker, criticizing for no reason; Homework is like revenge, and doing wild things is like fishing for the head; Going back to school is left-handed, getting worse every day; Copy your homework, and none of the departments will hand it in; Go back to school and drink coke after school; Ring the bell and fly separately, another day.

Haha, I want to eat KFC. I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings.

I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day. Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I don't smell my parents calling a female voice, but I smell hamburgers.

The smell is everywhere. But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping.

The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies. Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken. Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to fly a thousand miles to send her son back.

Villages and towns When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: Ah, my sister heard that my sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat. Open my Dongting pot, take my Xiting spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy. The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy?

After hee hee hee, the pretty girl is on the plane;

I can't smell the dial tone, only women sigh.

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers;

Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember.

I was really shocked when I went online last night;

Twelve letters from my sister were all invited to meet under the net.

The beautiful girl is married and has taken someone else's surname;

The purpose of surfing the Internet is to entertain ourselves and make new friends.

The eastern version writes autobiography, while the western version is idle;

Chat in the south and complain in the north;

Face up to the internet and connect at dusk;

I didn't hear my husband call his wife, but I heard the insects keep barking.

But quit the chat room and go to the boring version;

I didn't smell insects, but I saw invitations flying all over the sky.

Seeing her husband offline, her husband burst into tears;

If you only care about Internet addiction, you are in debt.

Asked where the girl wanted to go, the beautiful girl frankly worshipped her parents.

Take a thousand miles to go to an appointment to tell your heart.

Hearing the news of my daughter, I was anxious to hide everywhere.

Aunt heard her sister coming and quickly locked the doors and windows;

Hearing this, I climbed up the east window in a panic.

Open my old door and move your arhat bed;

Open my old cupboard and search your password box.

When counting money at the window, go to the airport immediately;

Seeing netizens thousands of miles away, their eyes sparkle;

I've been online for a month, and I don't know what a beautiful girl looks like.

Dinosaurs are shy, and pretty girls are proud.

Chatting online, can Ann tell me what kind of person I am?