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Lantern Festival allegro lines

Allegro is a kind of Han rap art, which belongs to the rhyme genre of Chinese folk art. In the early years, it was called "Shu Lai Bao", also known as "Jingle", "Liu Kou Zhe" and "Lian Zi Zui". It evolved from "Lotus Falling" sung by poor people in the Song Dynasty. Below are the funny allegro lines about the Lantern Festival that I have collected. Everyone is welcome to read and refer to them! Lantern Festival Allegro Lines Part 1

Everyone said together:

Beating the bamboo board, the sound reaches the sky. Classmates, listen to me:

With five thousand years of Chinese civilization, the country of etiquette has become famous.

I am a new generation of the motherland, and I have the responsibility to inherit civilization.

Speech and behavior should be standardized, and the Humanities Olympics contributes strength.

Contribute your strength!

Xue Yixuan said:

Let’s talk about our lives:

I leave home to go to school early in the morning and say hello to my parents when I go out.

When going out on the street, walk on the sidewalk, keep to the right and drive slowly and don’t run around.

Cross the road and look left and right. The green light is for pass and the red light is for stop.

The blind uncle had difficulty walking and stepped on a banana peel.

We came to help quickly and took the initiative to help.

Avoid danger and avoid future troubles by picking up and throwing them into the trash.

My uncle praised me for being so sensible, and I was happy that everyone was happy.

Hu Shujing said:

When crossing the road and walking on the zebra crossing, don’t try to cross the guardrail.

Take the overpass, go down the aisle, and keep your distance is the key.

When asking for directions, address someone first. Civilized language is essential.

When someone asks for directions and asks for help, respond enthusiastically and politely.

If you know the right way, you should apologize if you don’t.

When queuing for the bus, please follow the order, no fighting, no jostling, no crowding.

Be courteous when going down first and then go up, and apologize when encountering a collision.

You cannot throw garbage in the car or throw it out of the window.

Don’t be noisy or playful when riding in the car, stay quiet and polite.

Give up your seat when meeting an elderly person, show mutual understanding and coordination.

Thank you, goodbye, sorry, keep the civilized language in mind.

Zhou Junda said:

Dress neatly to school and say hello to each other.

When you see a teacher, say hello, and when you see a classmate, say hello.

If you want to show your vitality, you should stand like a pine tree and sit like a bell.

The neck should be straight, the waist should be straight, the shoulders should be open and the hands should be straight.

Girls should have a stable posture and their movements should not be too arrogant.

It is not advisable to lean on or lean on when sitting, and do not shake your legs when standing.

Good manners are cultivated from an early age, and strict requirements are the key.

Chen Yilin said:

The class time is coming soon, so prepare reference books in advance.

Concentrate and listen carefully, raise your hand to ask questions to respect the teacher.

Enter the teacher's office, shout a report and wait for a reply.

If there is no response, you cannot eavesdrop or break in.

Let’s all say:

Classmates, listen carefully: etiquette must also be observed at home.

Be a good student at school and a good son or daughter at home.

Study hard and do your homework and do some housework appropriately.

Xue Yixuan said:

When guests come to visit, you should receive them and take the initiative to say hello.

Please enter the guest room, sit down, and pass a cup of hot tea with both hands.

I retreat when my parents arrive, and the adults talk without disturbing me.

Don’t eavesdrop or interrupt, just say goodbye and leave.

Hu Shujing said:

Be polite when receiving foreign guests and prepare a lot of things in advance.

When presenting flowers, you should smile and hold the holder in your left hand with your right hand.

Chrysanthemums, paper flowers and yellow flowers are taboos not to be violated.

It will cause changes in appearance and trouble, so please pay more attention in time.

Understand the language and taboos of flowers to avoid effort and embarrassment.

Zhou Junda said:

Dining etiquette is very particular. The adults sit first and I sit second.

It is convenient to sit on the left side and exit on the left side without blocking each other.

When an adult moves the chopsticks again, the chopsticks cannot be pointed at random.

It is taboo not to pick, pick or browse randomly, and knocking and inserting randomly.

It is not polite to stand up to pick up food. Move to the front and eat again.

Chen Yilin said:

If you want to pick up food for others, using serving chopsticks is popular.

Toast someone in moderation, and don’t make a fool of yourself by drinking too much.

The word etiquette comes first, and being overly enthusiastic is annoying.

Quiet dining is more harmonious, we all can do it.

Everyone said:

Politeness and etiquette are widely used, but discipline and respect for others are the key.

China’s rejuvenation takes the lead, and it depends on everyone to carry it forward.

Carry forward traditions and virtues, advocate civilization and establish new trends.

***In the 2008 Olympic Games, civilized etiquette has been passed down from generation to generation.

Civilized etiquette generation! generation! pass! Allegro Lines for the Lantern Festival Part 2

A: This year’s 15th is really amazing. It happens to coincide with the Lantern Festival. I have just been notified of the party. I want to ask, who is the best performer on stage and has unique skills?

B: Good leader, believe me, our position has a lot of good things, the outpatient pharmacy has a big window, and touching topics are boiling.

C: Go, go, let me tell you, there is a lot of news about inpatient pharmacies and good deeds in serving the soldiers. I know more than you.

Ding: Don’t fight, don’t rush. The program should be given to the pharmaceutical factory. Quality control is the first priority. Safety production always wins awards.

A: Okay, okay, you three quickly go put on makeup, and I will have enough for two pairs. Let’s agree, service to the soldiers is the theme, and the performance will be humorous and sonorous.

Yi Bing Ding: Yes, serving the soldiers is the theme, and the performance is humorous and sonorous.

A: There were so many things going on last year, including drills and training, and the heavy task of serving the soldiers. The health of the soldiers was at stake.

B: Influenza A is causing panic, and Chinese medicine has a wonderful way to prevent it. The soldiers at the front are practicing, and we are sending Chinese medicine soup.

C: Boil Chinese medicine, work overtime, don’t complain, don’t be afraid of getting dirty, regardless of price or cost, just bring health to the soldiers.

Ding: I add the ingredients, you make the soup, I filter it, and you pack it. It’s like being on a military training ground, not like being at the rear at all.

A: 20xx is really busy. I don’t have time to go to the wedding room, send doctors and medicines to the army, it’s like having a bullet loaded.

B: You are busy, and so am I. The Western pharmacy in the outpatient clinic is full of people rushing to get to the meeting, and there is a long queue for consultation and medicine collection.

C: Get in line, don’t be in a hurry, read the prescription carefully, you go get the medicine and I will take care of it, you know, mistakes are the wolves.

Ding: Look, let’s not talk about it yet. A soldier brother came to the window. He looked strange. In this weather, training is hard and there are many colds.

A: Handsome young man, move over to the military window. Pass me the prescription. I will read it clearly to you.

B: Young man, it’s nothing serious. No one feels well when they are sick. I’ll get you a glass of water. After you eat, you can go back to the army.

C: Yes, yes, don’t panic. The restaurant has prepared pork rib soup and we will have lunch here. As the saying goes, people are like iron, rice is like steel.

Ding: Yes, people are like iron, rice is like steel, and the food in the restaurant is delicious. If you have lunch here, we will also get some credit from you.

A: Young man, please don’t talk to me. He is giving us Li Grand. If you are dissatisfied, there is a suggestion box next to it.

B: Hey, the suggestion box is shining brightly, but it’s empty even when you open it. The service is warm and attitude is good, who has the nerve to put it in it!

C: The suggestion box is not empty, and the letters of praise are full. You smile at the soldiers, and the soldiers give you medals.

Ding: Hey, hey, look ahead, there is a soldier with a frosty face. Hurry up and give him a hand. He might be injured in training again.

A: Come on, come on, go and get a stretcher. The comrades next to you will come to help. The boy's injuries are really serious, so take him directly to the ward.

B: Hey, the conditions in the ward are excellent. It really feels like we are at home. The doctors and nurses are like brothers and sisters. The young man can't stop crying.

C: Young man, don’t be ridiculous, we soldiers are all real people. We are a family originally, and we all eat from the same pot.

Ding: Yes, one pot of food, we are here in the motherland, who dares to touch her even a hair, kick him out of the world.

A: Hey, as the saying goes: The sky is afraid of floating clouds and the earth is afraid of desolation; flowers are afraid of strong winds and grass is afraid of frost.

B: Yes, the farmers are afraid of no rain, and the gods are afraid of losing the incense.

C: Hey, those who walk in the dark are afraid of thunder and lightning, and those who are thieves are afraid of the light.

Ding: When you are an official, you are afraid of the disobedience of the people, and the people are afraid of official corruption.

A: The moral character of a doctor is the most important. When you are a soldier, you must listen to the military call. After wearing the military uniform for more than ten years, who knows what we are most afraid of?

Person B: Hey, I know, what I am most afraid of is that my skills are not good enough and people laugh at me on the operating table; Fall backward.

Ding: Hey, hey, I’m kidding, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the soldiers will be dissatisfied and their military qualifications will be taken away.

A: Well said, well said. Serving the soldiers is the most important thing. Don’t be proud of your achievements and strive to be even more proud in the coming year.

B: 20xx will be a brilliant year, medical technology will show its cutting edge, and clinical departments will develop greatly. We cannot forget our pharmacy.

C: 20xx stands at a high level. The hospital has a unique strategy for development. It must pay close attention to technology and not relax. Everyone is a knife.

Ding: 20xx looks far ahead, with zero-risk medical services, saving lives and healing the wounded for the people, and 159 people have a good reputation.

A: Love knows no bounds in the military camp. Angels in white are also heroes. They serve the soldiers with true feelings. The surname Jun protects the soldiers and wins the battle.

Qi: Yes, serve the soldiers with true feelings, and the surname Jun will protect the soldiers and win the battle.